DEADLIEST CATCH – LAND WHALE EDITION

I wonder what this “rescue” by New York’s finest cost the taxpayer. Fire engines, ambulances, cop cars and dozens of police and firemen all getting paid to hoist a land whale out of her window because she has eaten herself to such a size she can’t fit through a doorway any longer. You can be sure she is on SSDI, Medicare, SNAP, and dozens of other government freebies. Her apartment is probably Section 8, so the window removal will be covered by the taxpayer too. Including this rescue, I’d estimate this land whale costs the taxpayers of NY and the U.S. at least $1 million per year. 

Sick obese woman – estimated to be 800 pounds – rescued from East Harlem apartment in net by FDNY

They should have brought a bigger ambulance.

Firefighters had their hands full in East Harlem Friday as they tried to transport a sick woman who is estimated to be about 800 pounds, officials and witnesses said.

Paramedics rushed to the woman’s second-floor apartment on Fifth Ave. near E. 111th St. — just a block from Central Park — about 1:15 p.m. officials said.

They treated the girthy gal, but quickly realized that her size prevented them from getting her out the front door, sources with knowledge of the incident said.

Firefighters were called in to remove a window and perform a “high angle operation,” officials said.

EMS secured the woman - estimated to weigh more than 800 pounds - in a large net and hoisted her down to an awaiting ambulance, witnesses said.

Angus Mordant/for New York Daily News

EMS secured the woman – estimated to weigh more than 800 pounds – in a large net and hoisted her down to an awaiting ambulance, witnesses said.

 

The woman was being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital Friday evening, officials said.

The FDNY confirmed that a 'larger patient' was removed from the building, but would not estimate how heavy she was.

They secured the woman in a large net and hoisted her down to an awaiting ambulance, witnesses said.

The woman was being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital Friday evening, officials said.

The FDNY confirmed that a “larger patient” was removed from the building, but would not estimate how heavy she was. Witnesses at the scene said the woman looked to be about 800 pounds.

Via NY Daily News

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KaD
KaD
August 25, 2015 11:58 am

Obviously this whaler wasn’t getting her own food so the question is who was enabling her to get to this point, besides the taxpayer?

Wip
Wip
August 25, 2015 11:59 am

And we’re not supposed to make fun of people like this? It’s people like this that feel entitled and can work themselves into positions of power actually.

cantbaretowatch
cantbaretowatch
August 25, 2015 12:01 pm

Look out below!!! Ooops, wrong story.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 25, 2015 12:06 pm

First thing came to mind when I read this was that scene from Hill Street Blues with the cow being removed from an upper floor of a tenement building.

Backtable
Backtable
August 25, 2015 12:08 pm

Anyone want to guess what the “extraction” of this land whale cost taxpayers? Look at the equipment and number of firefighters/rescue personnel. And we won’t get into the subsequent medical bills…Oh joy, more self-induced misery that everyone else with the wherewithal gets to pay for!

Tommy
Tommy
August 25, 2015 12:26 pm

The bill for the rescue, if viewed on a ‘per pound’ basis, shouldn’t be too bad.

Stucky
Stucky
August 25, 2015 12:29 pm

#LandWhaleLivesMatter

harry p.
harry p.
August 25, 2015 12:46 pm

Hey guys, be more sensitive, it isnt her failt, she likely has a thyroid problem…

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
August 25, 2015 12:58 pm

Should have just called the piano movers..

card802
card802
August 25, 2015 1:08 pm

I have one interesting fat guy story.

When I worked in the trades I renovated a crematorium with new paint and wallcoverings because the entire interior was smoke and fire damaged.

The head cremator had a very obese dead guy, the fat content in his body caused a flare up that created a flame 20-25 feet high out of the exhaust flume, this was made more spectacular because it was at night and the crematorium was along a busy stretch of US31.

He got a call from the fire department asking what was going on, he panicked and pulled the guy partially out of the furnace before the burn was complete.
Can you imagine, a big fat blob of burning flesh, snapping and popping, and not enough baking soda to smother the grease fire so while the overhead sprinklers did their job he pulled the pin on a fire extinguisher and coated the deceased with CO2 before the fire department got there.

I couldn’t find anyone else that wanted help me, it took about two weeks to scrape the burned wallpaper, seal everything, repaint, and re-wallpaper.
All the while sharing the space with a variety of strangers that were also dead and awaiting their turn to burn.
The creamator would lite the furnace and leave me alone, he would return later to retrieve the remains of one body and start another one once the furnace cooled enough.

There is some ash left, also a lot of large bones and the skull, those are put through a crusher and grinder. I’m not positive the bones crushed are 100% the bones of the same person as the creamator seemed to save his crushing for later…..

nkit
nkit
August 25, 2015 1:27 pm

Okay, I’ll be sensitive, but I’m not gonna blubber over her condition.

Billy
Billy
August 25, 2015 2:04 pm

Hey Admin…

What gives?

OP says the land whale was bagged and tagged in Harlem. Last I looked, that’s in NYC.

Pic you posted says “Southern Obeast”…

Now that there’s some dirty pool… Why not call it the Yankee Obeast? The Great Northern Land Whale?

TPC
TPC
August 25, 2015 2:06 pm

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AnarchoPagan
AnarchoPagan
August 25, 2015 2:43 pm

O Malthus, O Darwin, come home, all is forgiven…

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 25, 2015 4:39 pm

Set her apartment on fire or throw a Bengal Tiger in there and see how fast she gets through the doors. Hell just set her food down just outside her door.

bb
bb
August 25, 2015 6:12 pm

I had a rolls in the hay with fat girls when I was younger.Usually would meet them at this one bar know for fat women and lesbians.Most fat women are not lesbian. If your drunk ( and I was ) it’s really not that bad.In fact it was fun.

BamBam
BamBam
August 25, 2015 6:15 pm

Real Women have curves!

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bb's kitteh
bb's kitteh
August 25, 2015 6:35 pm

Ah wuz thar. Oo dah whorror ob sawin dat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 25, 2015 7:19 pm

sad to see so many uncompassionate and people that lack empathy.She is an easy target, and I’m sure her life is not only lonely but miserable Pray for her.

Muck About
Muck About
August 25, 2015 7:49 pm

‘Tis a pity that they don’t realize they are merely committing suicide by food and drink.

Can’t convince them either.

Maybe it’s what they want – a short life to eliminate the pain and agony they’ve encountered as they grew up and got fat – leading to fatter and fatter.

We haven’t figured out how to “fix” that.. They have to be willing to make the changes and fix it themselves before anything can be done to help. Usually too late..

What a waste. (Not a pun either!)

MA

JC
JC
August 25, 2015 7:50 pm

In former life I was a FF/PM. The biggest human I ever dealt with was 650+lbs. It was on the ground floor he had been sitting in the same chair for so long that his skin and the cushions had actually kind of melted together..

It took 2 engine crews 2 rescue crews, a handful of cops to keep the crowd back. They got excited when we chain sawed the fence down. And eventually a big ass tow truck when the rescue got stuck in the yard.

Then we all got to go to the hospital to help them move him into the ER and then to a room….

I to this day think about this call and just shake my head and laugh. Firefighters are problem solvers. To us it was like a big, really big rubic cube…

I do have some horror stories, as long as someone sings me to sleep.

Phil from Oz.
Phil from Oz.
August 25, 2015 8:44 pm

My largest Patient so far was a “mere” 245kg: By comparison Madame here is over 360kg (i.e. 50% heavier – just over a third of a tonne!!)

She actually exceeds the safe weight limit for almost all of our “bariatric” equipment (most is OK up to 250kg, some is OK up to 300kg).

The most weight our CT imaging systems can “carry” is 280kg (same for our two MRIs, and the CT-PET imaging system). I’m told that the “very” big have been imaged by Sydney Zoological Park, and the quality of imaging (CT only mind you) is actually OK. One of the Veterinary Schools has a PET imager that can do up to 350kg (PET only – dual-head ADAC system) but the resolution isn’t that great owing to signal attenuation . . . . . .

0351
0351
August 25, 2015 8:57 pm

I had to deal with this crazy old guy who kept fighting everybody from his bed…. 500 pounds. Ridiculous.

bb
bb
August 25, 2015 9:58 pm

Why the thumbs down . I’m telling you the truth. Are you old farts telling you would turn down an attractive fat woman ?

timbo
timbo
August 25, 2015 10:53 pm

Here y’all go. Fat People Hate was perma banned on Reddit, so, a new one was established on Voat (new site similar to Reddit). If you can’t beetus, join us: https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate

cantbaretowatch
cantbaretowatch
August 26, 2015 12:11 am

I had three run ins with fat people today. I have been prepping for over 20 yrs, and today I said enough. Fed up I said let this pile o shit crumble. Then I realized that every one of the headaches today were caused by fat people. Let the pile o shit crumble on the fat mean people. The End.

llpoh
llpoh
August 26, 2015 12:46 am

Can you imagine the oil slick if the rope/sling had broke? It would be like a water bed tossed off the empire state building. The splat would have been heard and felt around the world.

BamBam
BamBam
August 26, 2015 1:52 am

Anon:

Grow up. She did this to herself. Nobody gets to 400 just because of a sweet tooth, much less 800. This was long term neglect, disregard, gluttony and sloth. Why the hell should I have compassion for something so self destructive?

And you want to get your gold star fuzzies for being the most patronizing bleeding heart, how about you show it to firefighters and hospital workers? Moving someone like that is a real risk of injury. I had a teacher who had to quit being a paramedic because of a shoulder injury from a obese patient.

So go ahead and tell us to coddle her further. Pretend like we’re suppose to ignore the actions (or inactions, more honestly) that led to this. My compassion and empathy are for those who have problems no fault of there own, those affected by other people’s faults, or people who are trying to fix or handle their problems. I have nothing but best wishes for people trying to turn their lives around. I do not have any for those who wallow in self-pity and martyrdom, and even less for there groveling enablers.

rob in Nova Scotia
rob in Nova Scotia
August 26, 2015 7:56 am

Excellent rant BamBam. I have no time either for those who can’t help themselves. Everyone has challenges in life. Some decide to ignore them and take easy way out by making it someone else’s problem.

Right now my daughter in law is going thru a bankruptcy because according to her she wasn’t taught in high school of the perils of credit cards. Apparently that is supposed to excuse poor financial planning in her part. We usually get a phone call once a week, sort of a guilt trip I suppose. With her hoping I think, that my wife and I will bail her out. Funny thing is we don’t make a whole lot more than they do. Last week after her announcement of BK she went on to complain about her Dad who makes 6 figures not helping either.

Sort of the Greek Financial crisis redux.

Anyways I love her to death but unlike Germany she can’t have any of my money. She is going to realize someday that it is for her own good.

rob

Backtable
Backtable
August 26, 2015 8:05 am

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IGOR
IGOR
August 26, 2015 6:14 pm

How is she going t get back in?

B
B
August 27, 2015 9:40 am

Who in the Hell continues to feed her? That is my question

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
August 27, 2015 10:10 am

BB….making Love to a fat chick is like riding a moped it’s fun until someone see’s you riding one.

Did you have to roll the gals in flour and search for the wet spot?

I’m 56…work out 4 days a week….I have zero sympathy for grossly obese folks .You got that way through lack of will power, only will power will reverse the condition