Why Dennis Hastert’s conviction is an outrage

Not only Republicans should be appalled by the 73-year-old’s treatment

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Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert arrives at the Dirksen Federal Courthouse on Oct. 28 in Chicago.

If you aren’t outraged by what just happened to “disgraced” former House Speaker Dennis Hastert, you’re not paying attention.

No, it doesn’t matter if you think he’s a raging hypocrite.

No, it doesn’t matter even if you think he’s a personal or political sleazebag.

And, no, it doesn’t matter if you’re a Democrat or a liberal or an independent and you despise Hastert because he is a Republican.

None of that matters a damn. We do not have justice in this country only for our friends or our buddies or people we like on TV. Anyone who thinks justice is only for people who are on their “team” should be strapped to a parachute and thrown out of a plane over Afghanistan. You want to live in a tribal chaos? Knock yourself out.

Here in America we are supposed to live under a fair and just system of law, and by any reasonable count this entire case is an absolute disgrace.

Hastert admitted to the court that he knew what he did was ‘wrong.’ Bah. He only ‘broke the law’ because the law is an outrage.

Dennis Hastert, now age 73, faces possible jail time after pleading guilty this week to making a series of illegal bank withdrawals and evading federal financial regulations. He denied a second charge of lying to federal investigators about it.

His crime? Withdrawing $1.7 million of his own money from his own bank accounts.

His own money.

His own bank accounts.

Yeah.

Hastert withdrew the money in cash between 2010 and 2014 in order to pay hush money to an undisclosed second person.

There are reports he was covering up an accusation of sexual misconduct with a former student dating from when he was a high school wrestling coach — about 30 years ago. The person demanding the payments may have been the student. The reports are unconfirmed and we don’t have more details.

Yes, I know. Many surely feel a certain sense of schadenfreude. Hastert was among the Republican leaders who pursued Bill Clinton for sexual misconduct in the White House and voted to impeach him.

But none of that matters.

Hastert is not facing jail time for the sexual conduct, if any. No charges have been brought or answered.

He is facing jail because he took his own money out of his own bank accounts in order to pay what amounts to blackmail.

His accuser does not appear to have hired a lawyer or sought damages. He sought hush money.

When did we start supporting blackmailers in this country? When did that become OK? Did I miss the memo?

What if Hastert were a more sympathetic case? What if he hadn’t been paying hush money to cover up alleged sexual misconduct with a student? What if he had been blackmailed for having a love child, or having had an affair, or for being gay? Would he still go to jail for paying?

And what if this weren’t a former politician but, say, a popular figure on TV — like a personality that everybody liked? Would she still be “disgraced”? Would we be piling on?

Hastert admitted to the court that he knew what he did was “wrong.” Bah. He only “broke the law” because the law is an outrage. Your bank has to report it to the Feds if you withdraw more than $10,000 of your own money. Heaven forbid you should handle your own cash.

Is it wrong for me to point out that so far not one Wall Street crook has faced a day of jail time for stealing the country’s money, but someone faces jail time for handling his own cash?

The $10,000 limit hasn’t been changed in decades. Once it was a lot of money. Now it’s not. Oh, and to make the law even more ridiculous, it’s actually also illegal for you to get around it by acting legally. No, I’m not kidding. If you avoid the $10,000 limits by withdrawing, say, lots of $5,000 installments, they can still send you to jail.

It’s like getting a ticket for “evading the speed limits” by driving at 54 miles per hour.

Or being thrown in jail for “evading the statutory rape laws” by having sex with someone who is over the age of consent.

It simply defies belief.

Hastert withdrew the money as cash because he wanted to keep the payments anonymous.

The law is there to use against really bad crooks, such as terrorists and drug dealers and so on. But old men paying blackmailers?

Perhaps the prosecutors only used this law to go after Hastert because they couldn’t go after him for the alleged sexual misconduct. The response to that is: Really? I thought we had courts, juries, presumption of innocence and rules of evidence? Instead it’s all being decided by prosecutors based on what they want?

Giving prosecutors a blank check to jail whomever they like: Hmm, that’ll end well. Thomas Jefferson and James Madison must be so proud of us.

One of the ironies is that Hastert could have avoided all of this if he’d simply paid his blackmailer in gold coins instead of greenbacks.

Gold is just as anonymous as cash. But it is essentially exempt from these financial regulations. Hastert could have called up any reputable gold dealer and purchased $50,000 worth of gold Eagles or Buffaloes or Krugerrands at a time, and no one would have asked any questions. All he then had to do was give the coins to his blackmailer, who could then call up a gold dealer and sell them.

I’m highly skeptical of gold’s merit as an investment or an inflation hedge, but as a mechanism for avoiding Big Brother, it is hard to beat.

Actually, he would have had perfect cover, even if anyone had ever asked. From 2010 to 2014, many on the right were predicting that the Kenyan Commie in the White House was going to cause hyperinflation and the collapse of the dollar. Buying millions of dollars’ worth of gold would have been perfectly in character for an elderly Republican.


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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 29, 2015 1:20 pm

I’ve always wondered what part of the Constitution authorizes laws such as this.

Surely there’s something specifically authorizing it or it wouldn’t be being done.

Anyone know?

Wip
Wip
October 29, 2015 1:26 pm

Did Hastert help pass any of these draconian laws? Did he do anything to repeal them? Ever?

Olga
Olga
October 29, 2015 1:31 pm

I’m not saying we shouldn’t have access to our own money to do as we see fit but I suspect this gentlemen is doing a bit of misdirection. Perhaps Hastert was ordered to take a plea so as to keep other names out of the court room.

The scandal that recently enveloped speaker of the house Dennis Hastert, downplayed as a decades-old story, has already disappeared from the headlines. But a series of revelations from FBI whistleblowers reveal that this story is just the tip of a very seedy iceberg, one that implicates Hastert, his top aide, other Congress members and government officials in a criminal network involved in sexual intrigue, foreign espionage, blackmail, and drug money.

16 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a31o6AfjJw

TC
TC
October 29, 2015 1:35 pm

I think the more important question is who had this dirt on Hastert while he was speaker, and what bills did he bring up (or not bring up) because they had this dirt on him? The whole point of all these banking laws, wiretaps, etc isn’t to avoid terrorism, but to gain leverage.

Le Blanc
Le Blanc
October 29, 2015 2:51 pm

Free Jon Corzine.

TE
TE
October 29, 2015 3:52 pm

Why do I still have to issue 1099’s at year’s end for ANY payments to ANYONE/non-incorporated business that total over $600?

The SAME exact limit it was when I first entered accounting in – wait for it – 1990!

The government should have ZERO say in how I spend ANY of my money, unless I’m CONVICTED of tax evasion.

But, NO, thanks to morality-law worshippers, whom tout out the old “drug dealers” excuse, my business experiences REAL costs to submit to this continued insanity.

Businesses all OVER the country have had their accounts frozen, and they have been subjected to multiple alphabet agencies crawling firmly up their asses, for committing no other crime than not making enough money, or having enough staff, to go to the bank everyday.

FUCK Hastert.

He didn’t have a mother-f’ing problem helping to write these laws. Didn’t have a mother-f’ing problem doing jack freaking sh*t to increase the limits, or keep the government the HELL OUT OF MY BUSINESS.

‘Cause BoogeyMan, terrorists
‘Cause BoogeyMan, drugs
‘Cause BoogeyMan, tax scofflaws (with only 44 million tax returns kiss my butt)
‘Cause, ‘Cause, ‘Cause

But let us not look at FACTS, let us cry because he is being roasted on the spit and fire he helped build!

Good. Enjoy it ya’ corrupted prick.

And, it is not even a good start.

denis b
denis b
October 29, 2015 3:52 pm

Wait Corzine withdrew other peoples money …that’s no crime

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
October 29, 2015 6:07 pm

@TE: You go gal, I’m with ‘ya! Fuck Hastert. Nice to see some of the bullshit he helped create splash back on him!

starfcker
starfcker
October 29, 2015 6:26 pm

Hey brett arends, some pedophile corruptocrat gets hammered, and I’m supposed to be outraged? Silly girl

B
B
October 29, 2015 9:57 pm

He will never see the inside of a jail. Just a warning to the unconnected

Aheinousanus
Aheinousanus
October 30, 2015 8:45 am

I am with everyone else – fuck the miserable asshole…figuratively speaking.
He is part of the reason why lot of these nasty are making everyone’s lives more difficult.

This is poetic justice.
Regular people are put through hell because of this law and other laws like it.
Meanwhile Turbo Timmy cheats on his taxes and gets a pass.

Fuck this crook….a stupid crook at that.
If it was me, I would have withdrawn a lump sum for the year or maybe a quarter and not care that it is reported. No one is going to come to your house and question you why you withdrew $100,000 in cash, and if they did you tell them to go pound sand. Currently there is still no law against that.
Of course maybe Hastert and his buddies would like to make that illegal also.
Asshole, I hope he dies in prison chocking on his own medicine.

doubleguns
doubleguns
October 31, 2015 9:19 am

“This is poetic justice.”

Poetic unjustice. Fixed it for ya.

I have no tears for the man (corrupt politician accepting bribes, I mean campaign contributions) but I do wonder if the blackmailer paid his taxes on that money. He would have if we had “Fair Tax” in place.