WHO’S FIGHTING IN SYRIA?

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Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 10:30 am

Well .. goddammit, Admin forgot to include my scholarly analysis!

The original question was “Is Putin our friend or foe?” Based upon my extensive research, lemme break it down for you.

Well … ‘Murika hates ISIS. Assad hates ISIS and is fighting them. But, ‘Murika hates Assad even more than ISIS cuz he’s an evil cocksucker who throws barrels at his citizens. Russia also hates ISIS and is bombing the shit out them. But, ‘Murika also hates Putin cuz he’s an even more evil cocksucker who has a bigger dick than Moochelle. Also, Putin is killing terrorists that we actually are fond of. We also hate Iran cuz they tricked us into letting them build DA BIGGIE BOMB. And also, of course, because Iran backs Assad … and all of our allies in the Gulf States are against Assad, who is also against the Muslim Brotherhood who are against General Sisi, but the Gulf States really like General Sisi, which means they are actually against the Muslim Brotherhood. Now, while Iran is pro-Hamas, Hamas also backs the Muslim Brotherhood, which means Iran actually hates Hamas. But, Hamas hates the USA, which Iran likes, so maybe they are pals after all. Meanwhile, the Gulf States are pro USA, which we like, but they also support Turkey, our ally, which hates the Kurds, also our ally, so we’re OK with Turkey killing Kurds as long as they don’t kill ALL of them, because we are heavily relying on Peshmerga (Kurds) to do most of the fighting against ISIS on our behalf, even though the Kurds kinda like Assad cuz he hates Turkey and is kind to Kurds … except when he’s gassing the fukers. Putin doesn’t like the Turks cuz they have a long history of fucking with Russia, and once destroyed all the Ottoman recliners in Crimea, which is now part of Russia, which we the Glorious Nation do not like … no, not one bit. Therefore, Putin is an enemy of the USA!USA!USA!

Peaceout
Peaceout
November 17, 2015 11:44 am

Good work Stucky, that clears things up………..for a while there I was confused but not anymore.

bb
bb
November 17, 2015 12:12 pm

Dutch Biker Gangs ???

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
November 17, 2015 2:06 pm

I say, who the fuck cares who is fighting in Syria. NONE of them are really friends of the US or Western Civilization, except the Jews/Christians/Yazidis/Kurds. Those we can bother saving.

Rev up the B1s, the B2s, the B52s and start carpet bombing from the northern Syrian border and don’t stop until you get to the Gulf of Adan.

Better yet – a nuke strike on Mecca, Tehran, Damascus, Raqqa, Medina, Ridyah, for starters, would be more economical and….definitive.

Send the message that failure to behave in a civilized manner in peaceful coexistence with both non Muslims and Mulsims that differ with you because a fly crapped in the wrong place on the papyrus will result in whole sale bombing of Muslim areas.

There is zero evidence historical or otherwise that these people will ever live in peaceful coexistance with the West – or even with members of their own sects. Time to Embrace the Doom and do what needs to be done to stop: 1) further killing, and, 2) death of The West.

Let Allah sort ’em all out.

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I call this a good start.

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 2:19 pm

I nominate HZK for Female Crusader Of The Year (Crusader-ette ?) and award her the Stucky Sword of Swift Justice.

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 2:20 pm

Where the hell is TE??

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 2:28 pm

Raise you hand if you know that Putin spoke at the G20 summit yesterday.

What, no hands?

No surprise as not one single major news outlet covered it.

Putin talked about how ISIS is funded …. by 40 nations … including several G20 nations. Ooops!! Guess I understand why the press whores have nothing to say about that.

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 2:38 pm

I am 100% positive Admin also knows this —- “Russia to Launch Trading of New Oil Benchmark in Rubles!!”

Didn’t we destroy Libya for attempting something similar? When do we bomb Moscow?

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In November 2015 Russia will begin selling a new benchmark oil class, according to a report by Russian daily newspaper RBK, citing an announcement made by Dmitry Makhonin, administrative director of the Federal Anti-Monopoly Service’s fuel and energy complex, a government organ responsible for following collusions on the market.

According to Makhonin, the name of the new class has still not been revealed, but its cost will not be linked to Brent quotes. The new oil type will be sold in rubles despite the high volatility of the Russian currency and its strong changeability in relation to the euro and the dollar.

Currently, a large part of Russian oil consists of the Urals and ESPO brands and is sold in dollars at a discount in relation to the most famous benchmark in the world, Brent. One of the main reasons for the discount is the absence of a single and transparent mechanism for pricing and guaranteeing supplies.

The introduction of the new benchmark, officials believe, will make the sale of Russian oil brands more active and reduce the discount. According to the anti-monopoly service, it is possible to increase the price thanks to the growth of exchange trading volumes.
Why create a new oil class?

In June 2014 the Russian Energy Ministry created a work group under the direction of Deputy Minister Kirill Molodtsov with the participation of oil company representatives and high-profile institutions. This group developed the conditions for the creation of the new benchmark oil class.

In September 2015, during a conference on global oil product markets, Molodtsov said that the Energy Ministry believed the new oil would begin trading between the end of 2015 and mid-2016. Test sessions will be held before actual trading begins. The deputy minister did not specify, however, exactly which oil sort will be traded.
Trading in rubles

Experts are rather skeptical about the government’s plans to sell the oil in rubles. According to Georgy Vaschenko, director of operations on the Russian Capital Market at Freedom Finance, there is no basic difference between selling the oil in rubles or in a foreign currency.

“In the market economy it is the buyer who dictates the rules and currently he buys oil in dollars and hedges his risks with derivatives, as well as with dollars,” explained Vaschenko.

There are few buyers who will also want to assume a currency risk since derivatives on the ruble are illiquid and inaccessible, so trading will probably involve small oil volumes produced in Russia and supplied to Southeast Asian markets, he believes. He also estimates that volumes will be several dozen, or in the best case a few hundred thousand barrels a day, which is equal to about $1 million.

Moreover, selling oil in rubles, in the view of UFS IC analyst Pyotr Dashkevich, can be partly considered an obligatory sale of currency earnings to exporters. This initiative was discussed at the end of 2014 as one of the measures for supporting the Russian ruble.

“Such a measure may indeed strengthen the ruble but it will deprive the government of devaluation income,” said Dashkevich. In other words, the government will stop benefitting from the ruble-dollar exchange rate, receiving more and more rubles with each fall of the Russian currency.

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 2:41 pm

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Russia has announced that its next heavy ICBM (“intercontinental ballistic missile”) is ready for testing.

Very little is known about the missile other than that it is liquid fuelled and bigger than every other ICBM in existence save for the one it replaces – the gigantic R36M, which NATO calls “Satan” but which the Russians call Voevoda.

Though the new missile – called the Sarmat – is believed to be smaller than the Voevoda, it will be at least as powerful. This is because it benefits from the huge advances in materials and liquid fuels since the Voevoda was designed in the 1960s.

Whilst the new missile capabilities are unknown, there are rumours that it will use a hypersonic warhead or warheads – making it capable of defeating ALL defences.

The single most impressive thing about the new missile is the speed of its development,

Development was launched in 2009 – just 6 years ago – and it is already ready for testing. This is despite the fact that the Soviet factory that previously built the USSR’s land based liquid fuelled ICBMs is lost to Russia since it is located in Dnepropetrovsk in Ukraine.

In other words the Russians have developed a new production facility – in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk where sea launched missiles were previously produced – and produced a prototype ready for testing in just 6 years.

The new Sarmat missile will take its place alongside the smaller and less powerful road mobile solid fuelled ICBMs like the Yars that Russia has been building since the start of the century. There are now plans to install a variant of the Yars on railway carriages.

In addition, after a troubled development history, Russia’s new sea launched ICBM, the Bulava, is now in full operational service on board Russia’s Borei class submarines.

That means that Russia has three new ICBM systems in production or advanced development:

— The Yars land mobile solid fuel ICBM

— The Bulava mixed fuel sea launched ICBM

— The heavy Sarmat liquid fuelled ICBM

By contrast the US’s current land based ICBM – the Minuteman III – dates from the 1960s, and its sea launched ICBM – the Trident II – dates from the 1980s.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 17, 2015 4:19 pm

I mentioned to a group of Aussie farmers that I thought it was about time to glass the morning ddle east. They thought I meant hit them with a beer bottle. I explained it a bit further. There was stunned silence for awhile. Then they just nodded in agreement.

Stucky
Stucky
November 17, 2015 4:29 pm

Why would ISIS attack Germany??? Germans are basically welcoming the camelfuckers with open arms … giving them the keys to the Kingdom.

Sandniggers must have an IQ of 60 or lower.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 17, 2015 4:49 pm

Jesus, I just upgraded my OS, and the spellchecker is kicking my ass.

Above should have said I told them it was about time to glass over the middle east.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 18, 2015 6:46 pm

The Syrian nat gas pipeline must be worth some serious $$$$$

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
November 20, 2015 11:00 pm

Wiki: “Beginning in 1998 and continuing through 2009, the Propulsion Replacement Program extends the life and maintains the performance by replacing the old solid propellant boosters”. My guess is the old boosters will function longer and better than the US Faggot Force.