I am sure it’s not his fault, he simply has a glandular problem or other “medical condition”…
This isn’t even original, its from an episode of The Simpsons
seriously though, fuck this asshole
Man kicked out of all-you-can-eat buffet after eating more than 50 lbs of food, sues for $2-million
Springfield| A man from Massachusetts is suing Golden Corral Corporation for 2 million dollars, for false advertising, after being literally thrown out of one of the chain’s restaurants by the employees, last Thursday.
According to witnesses, the 51 year old man who lives on welfare, was expelled from the restaurant after he then spent more than 7 hours on-site, ingesting a quantity of food which has been estimated between 50 and 70 pounds.
Despite the fact that the restaurant advertised the buffet as “all-you-can-eat”, the manager of the establishment seems to have lost patience at some point, telling him that his meal would be free but asking him to leave. The manager’s intervention angered Mr Fleming, and a brief altercation took place before he was finally pushed out of the restaurant.
He immediately called the police and filed a complaint against the restaurant, and he intends to make the people responsible for his mistreatment, pay for their actions.
“It’s a serious injustice, and I am deeply insulted!” Mr. Flemmings told reporters. “With my income, I rarely go to the restaurant, so I try to get as much as I can for my money when I do. This was the worst experience I have ever had in a restaurant. Not only did they kick me out while I was still hungry, but they looked at me like I was disgusting, like I was not worthy of eating there! It’s unacceptable, and I demand a compensation!”
Mr Flemming says the employee of the Golden Corral did not use any insulting language, but he claims that the disgust that was visible on their faces has left him with some deep emotional wounds.
The direction of the restaurant chain quickly issued a press release announcing that the decision to expel Mr. Flemmings was a regrettable personal initiative from an overzealous franchise manager. They also said that some financial indemnities had been offered to compensate the damage suffered by the victim, but had been refused.
Mr Flemmings confirmed that he had been offered a significant amount of money by the company, but he is convinced that he can get more if he goes to court.
The primary hearing in this case should take place on March 7, at the Springfield District Court.
You sucked me in for a moment.
Hey, if you’re going to put fake articles up, please add a symbol signifying BS like the one on the Onion articles. This is a BS report from a BS website. http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/tp/A-Guide-to-Fake-News-Websites.01.htm
Hoax Alert: Man NOT Kicked Out Of All-you-can-eat Buffet After Eating More Than 50 LBS Of Food
by: Maarten Schenk
The photo they use to illustrate the story is not of ‘Mr. Flemming’ or ‘Mr. Flemmings’ but of ‘James’, aged 38 from Frankston, Texas, a contestant in TLC’s show ‘My 600-lb Life’ about extremely obese people.
There’s a big, fat hoax doing the rounds about the Golden Corral restaurant chain being sued for 2 million dollars by a ‘Mr. Flemming’ or ‘Mr. Flemmings’ (the story contains both spellings) because he was thrown out of a restaurant by the employees after eating between 50 and 70 pounds of food from the all-you-can-eat buffet. The angry patron (“51 years old, on welfare”) claimed the “all-you-can-eat” sign was false advertising.
The unhappy customer was quoted to have said:
It’s a serious injustice, and I am deeply insulted! With my income, I rarely go to the restaurant, so I try to get as much as I can for my money when I do. This was the worst experience I have ever had in a restaurant. Not only did they kick me out while I was still hungry, but they looked at me like I was disgusting, like I was not worthy of eating there! It’s unacceptable, and I demand a compensation!
Of course the story is a prime example of an all-you-can-lie hoax article, from well-known fake news website World News Daily Report, which states in its disclaimer you shouldn’t believe anything they write:
Information contained in this World News Daily Report website is for information and entertainment purposes only.
The photo they use to illustrate the story is not of ‘Mr. Flemming’ or ‘Mr. Flemmings’ but of ‘James’, aged 38 from Frankston, Texas, a contestant in TLC’s show ‘My 600-lb Life’ about extremely obese people.
So be like Lead Stories and always weigh the truth and accuracy of any news you share on social media. Don’t be like all these people who shared without thinking:
I looked for the article with spoof added to the search and found nothing, should have included a search with “hoax”. This being fake restores a small portion of my hope for the time being.
If he had to raise some of his own food, he’d be a lot better off physically and mentally.
Been calling that source the World Net Deli since Plato was a child.
That said, I was thrown out of an all you can eat night @ Red Lobster in 1982.
6 of us returned from the Jungle Operations Training Center in Panama- I was down about 20 pounds- and we drove to the restaurant and proceeded to eat until the manager came over and told us we were done.
“But it’s all you can eat.”
“Not for you guys. Out.”
Not sure if we ate 50 pounds of food, but it was a lot.
Hey HSF, how is the snowpack up in your parts? Think I might try to drive in most of the way to my camp on an unplowed trail/dirt road. Gonna be almost 50 today !
I don’t see this as being very different from cutting off an alcoholic at the bar. Good for them.
My BS indicator started to tingle the moment I read that “employees pushed him out of the restaurant”.
Sorry, that should read; “employees used the aid of a bulldozer to push him out”!
I don’t care who you are or how strong you are. You don’t push a 600+ pound person anywhere!
Yeah outlookingin my bullshit detector pegged out on Pushin that fuckin load anywhere.Maybe if the lunch and dinner shifts plus all managers and part timers and two squads of combat engineers could get him on his feet …….possibly they could get him through,not without restaurant damage though.
I thought this was going to be about Hillary’s vajajay.
Golden Corral is pig slop food.
I took my wife out to eat at a Super King Chinese Buffet! restaurant years ago. My brother told me it was a “good” Chinese buffet with lobster and sushi and whatever. The place was deserted and we could have sat anywhere and not been bothered by other people, but the waiter thought we needed to sit next to the three fattest people in the world. It we 2 massive black ladies, each the size of a La-Z-Boy and a black guy who looked like he would have eaten us if the General Tso didn’t get out soon enough. We could sit in our booth and see, smell, and hear every word they said and every bite they took at the adjacent table. They just sat there shoveling the grub down and trying to have an intermittent conversation. They were gross and sloppy and made a lot of noise as they ate that stuff. I picked up my wife’s stuff while she was off getting a plate and moved us far across the restaurant to another table, but not before the fat guy got a cell phone call and proceeded to speak into the phone around a mouthful of food, “Ahh haave to (deep, wet, raspy breath) letcha gow, (deep, wet, raspy breath) ahh gots tuh eat!” Seeing those 3 terdz would be enough to convince anyone to never eat at a Chinese buffet again.
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