A sales pitch — and SPECIAL OFFER — for Americans threatening to move to Canada

Hat tip Francis Marion

Guest Post by Lauren Southern

The Canadian immigration website is crashing from mass traffic and search results for “moving to Canada” have gone up by 500%.

Why? Simply because some Americans are extremely angry with how well Donald J. Trump is doing in the Republican primaries — and they want out of the country before he has a chance to win it.

Surprisingly, Mexico was not their first pick. Instead it was the cold and forever “sorry” land of beavers up north.

Little do they know, Canada is the perfect progressive haven they have always been searching for.

I’d love to invite them to live here with our progressive feminist Prime Minister, free healthcare, marijuana and cultural enrichment.

With just one condition…


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wip
wip
March 6, 2016 10:41 am

If you watch only one video today…

WATCH THIS ONE.

Stucky
Stucky
March 6, 2016 10:57 am

She’s cute. Muck About probably emailed her and asked for a date.

Wow. How did Canada become so fucked up?

wip
wip
March 6, 2016 11:33 am

Stucky

Did you watch my damn video?

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 6, 2016 11:41 am

Personally, I have no problem with anyone wanting to leave and encourage them to do so.

Unfortunately, their total numbers don’t even make a scratch on the daily numbers of illegal ones from other countries wanting to come here, or on the H1b Applicants wanting to come here legally to displace American workers.

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
March 6, 2016 11:46 am

Ya she pretty much nailed it on the head……

Were so fucked as Canadians when the big reset button gets pushed!!

All that love,weed, feminism, welfare, anti armed forces,lack of rights etc etc is going to come in real handy when TSHF. Multiculturalism is just a smoke screen to give all our tax dollars to Quebec.
Build that wall alright, but at the northern end.
I’m coming down there….. Middle of Oregon seems nice…… wanna trade?????

nkit
nkit
March 6, 2016 11:50 am

Seeing the list of those that claim they will leave the country if Trump is elected is itself enough reason to vote for Trump. They can all GTFO.

Stucky
Stucky
March 6, 2016 12:11 pm

wip

Not yet.

We have a showing at 1PM … so between posts I’m helping Ms Freud with the cleaning and stuff. Also at 4:30 on CBS it’s IU vs Maryland.

I plan on watching it later this evening.

Lysander
Lysander
March 6, 2016 12:17 pm

Hell, if that gal needs a sponsor and a place to stay then I’m helpful enough to step up to the plate and do the humanitarian thing and offer her asylum.

It’s the right thing to do. 🙂

Lysander
Lysander
March 6, 2016 12:29 pm

In 1998 I delivered a household shipment to Vancouver BC. I wasn’t aware that western Canada was part of Asia, but you learn something new everyday, don’tcha? I Wonder what it looks like now.

Notice how the elite send the niggers and musloids to the Whitest places first? Canada, Maine, Minnesota, just to name a few. They won’t send tens of thousands of these POS to Alabama or Mississippi or Georgia and put them when the homegrown niggers are…oh no. If the idea was to assimilate these fuckers into Murikan society, wouldn’t it make a tad more sense to ship them to where it’s warm and there are plenty of others like them.

But no siree, they ship them where it’s pretty much 100% White, but unfortunately it’s also cold.

But there can’t be an agenda behind this. I’m sure it’s just a random coincidence.

kokoda
kokoda
March 6, 2016 1:31 pm
Mesomorph
Mesomorph
March 6, 2016 1:32 pm

I’m pretty sure the “500% spike” was done on purpose by those who wanted to create the headline. It wouldn’t be too hard to either have some bots do some searches or even a few dozen people running ten different searches each. But if it is true that everyday people were looking to move to Canada, why are we so sure it was because Trump had a good Super Tuesday? Is it possible that people want to move to Canada because Hillary had a better than expected Super Tuesday?

wip
wip
March 6, 2016 2:13 pm

Thanks stuck, I hope you like it. Larken Rose has a way about him.

card802
card802
March 6, 2016 3:17 pm

Canada preparing for US immigration:

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
March 6, 2016 9:17 pm

Avoid the rush. Leave now!

David
David
March 7, 2016 12:31 am

Can’t I sue some of the jerks who promised they would leave if Bush was elected. I voted for him, he won, they did not go. Seems I should be able to sue for money damages for having to listen to them for the last decade or so, or better yet for specific performance.