A sales pitch — and SPECIAL OFFER — for Americans threatening to move to Canada

Hat tip Francis Marion

Guest Post by Lauren Southern

The Canadian immigration website is crashing from mass traffic and search results for “moving to Canada” have gone up by 500%.

Why? Simply because some Americans are extremely angry with how well Donald J. Trump is doing in the Republican primaries — and they want out of the country before he has a chance to win it.

Surprisingly, Mexico was not their first pick. Instead it was the cold and forever “sorry” land of beavers up north.

Little do they know, Canada is the perfect progressive haven they have always been searching for.

I’d love to invite them to live here with our progressive feminist Prime Minister, free healthcare, marijuana and cultural enrichment.

With just one condition…


TOO BIG TO TRUST WALL STREET BANKS STILL TWERKING

See. The economy is just fine. Wall Street will be paying themselves record compensation this year with your money. I wonder where Bennie will get a job when he retires from the Fed in January. Any guesses? The bankers are twerking in the Hamptons this week before heading back to their plush offices in NYC next week. I’m sure the country will be put back on course by these titans of finance. We owe them so much for all they do.

The Biggest Wall Street Banks Are Doing Fine, Set To Beat 2009 Pay Levels

Not bad for a small set of TBTF Banks that are still being heavily subsidized by the sacrifice of the public.

But they work really hard, and have a lot of very important expenses with which to maintain their lifestyles.

“When his Golden House was finished in its ruinously prodigal style, Nero would say nothing more about it in way of appreciation except that he could at last begin to live like a human being.” – Suetonius

 

There is something particularly indecent about a society in which the heavily subsidized, pampered princes of finance can spend more on a redecorating a single office than the average family can afford to spend on the health and education of their family over a lifetime.  And this after ruining the national economy by engaging in massive control frauds, for which none have ever been punished.

Winning…

CNNMoney Wall Street bonuses to top 2009

By Stephen Gandel

“The nation’s five biggest banks are on track to pay out $127 billion in total compensation, including at least $23 billion in bonuses, this year. That’s up from the $114 billion the banks shelled out to their employees in 2009. It translates to $149,472 per full-time employee for 2013, and is roughly triple the pay of the average American. The figures come from financial filings and the calculations of a top Wall Street compensation consultant.  [That average pay is somewhat misleading because pay is highly skewed to the top.  Jesse]

In an article in Tuesday’s New York Times, [Hank] Paulson said he was disappointed by the size of the bonuses banks paid in the wake of the financial crisis and subsequent bailout. The former Treasury Secretary says he was dismayed about the timing of the large 2009 bonuses. He believes the payouts turned the public against the government’s Wall Street bailout, but I don’t think it was ever that popular, bonuses or not…”

Read the rest here.

“Experience should teach us wisdom. Most of the difficulties our Government now encounters and most of the dangers which impend over our Union have sprung from an abandonment of the legitimate objects of Government by our national legislation, and the adoption of such principles as are embodied in this act.

Many of our rich men have not been content with equal protection and equal benefits, but have besought us to make them richer by act of Congress. By attempting to gratify their desires we have in the results of our legislation arrayed section against section, interest against interest, and man against man, in a fearful commotion which threatens to shake the foundations of our Union.

It is time to pause in our career to review our principles, and if possible revive that devoted patriotism and spirit of compromise which distinguished the sages of the Revolution and the fathers of our Union. If we can not at once, in justice to interests vested under improvident legislation, make our Government what it ought to be, we can at least take a stand against all new grants of monopolies and exclusive privileges, against any prostitution of our Government to the advancement of the few at the expense of the many, and in favor of compromise and gradual reform in our code of laws and system of political economy.”

Andrew Jackson, Veto of the Second Bank of the United States

POSTED BY JESSE

 

DON’T LET YOUR DAUGHTERS GROW UP TO BE SLUTTY WHORES

This is what passes for entertainment in this warped insane society. Next week 13 year old girls will be wearing these outfits to school. The moronic zombies who pass for parents in this country will allow their little cherubs to express themselves. Miley Cyrus’ fame and popularity will skyrocket. Yes, we are doomed.

 http://youtu.be/OVq7V1hJ0pA