Time for “Funny Images of Dogs” (google that phrase to participate). I’ll go first.
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M.I.A.
March 11, 2016 9:43 pm
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llpoh
March 11, 2016 10:48 pm
My boerboel pups have eaten everything in sight. Unfuckinbelievable. They have enormously powerful jaws, and will eat anything. Furniture, books, beds, documents. Turn your back for an instant and you are screwed. Sigh.
Ed
March 11, 2016 11:06 pm
Great dogs, Boerboels. Be sure to give them an FSA soldier or two for their chew toys. 😉
SSS
March 11, 2016 11:51 pm
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SSS
March 11, 2016 11:57 pm
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SSS
March 12, 2016 12:02 am
One for the ladies, which is quite true.
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SSS
March 12, 2016 12:10 am
Here’s one for the little woman aka Mrs. SSS aka “Baby,” which irritates her to no end.
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SSS
March 12, 2016 12:18 am
Last one. Dedicated to our dearly departed Jessie, the Crown Princess of All Dogs.
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Francis Marion
March 12, 2016 12:52 am
Our pit/bpxer cross up until the age of two ate almost everything in and attached to our house. She is ten now and I love her but I’ll never forget the day my wife punched me in the chest as I pulled the .22 caliber revolver out of the vault and started walking out towards the back 40 with it to find the dog after she had chewed her last piece of furniture. Here is a list of what she went through:
Several pairs of shoes
The lid on an antique cedar chest
The trim from the bottom of our brand new bedroom suite
The baseboards off the walls
The wiring from under one of our contractors trailers – after I warned him not to park to closely to the dog……. some people never listen….
And the coup de grass… an entire living room sofa.
Apparently she is afraid of the dark. Who’d have my 80lb sweetheart that would rip your face off if you came in uninvited is afraid of the dark when there is no one home???
Go figure.
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Our sofa was in worse shape than the one pictured below….
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 4:11 am
SSS, that first picture is exactly what my adult dog thinks of her younger sister. She seems disappointed every time we return home with little sister in tow.
Dogs are the best! Even when they tear shit up you can’t stay mad at them.
Cocker Spaniels can fly!
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 4:34 am
Speaking of dogs eating things….. Our adult dog is just tall enough to snatch something off the kitchen counter with her paw if you leave it close to the edge. On two occasions she snatched and ate an entire loaf of whole wheat bread. She only weighs 27 pounds and her stomach is no bigger than my hand yet she ate the whole thing plus part of the plastic bag. She laid around like a slug for two days with no interest in moving at all. Chasing a tennis ball was out of the fucking question. Never puked once though! I can’t even imagine eating a whole loaf of bread myself!
Our younger dog ate half of one handmade leather shoe that cost $210 pair. She ate the entire front half, sole and all! No crumbs visible anywhere.
IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 5:07 am
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 5:07 am
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 5:08 am
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 5:09 am
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llpoh
March 12, 2016 6:01 am
IS – my pup weights over 120 at 9 months. That fucked would eat the bread, the bag, the table, the chairs, and the fucking stove if you turn your back. He ate a whole damn plastic wading pool – cost me $1200 in vet bills. Fuck me. He shits more than 27 pounds.
bb
March 12, 2016 10:08 am
Good grief , who in their right mind would want a smelly dirty dog around ? If you want home protection then get a shotgun .Cats are much better pets. Easier to maintain and a lot cleaner. One other thing cats don’t eat the furniture.
Thinker
March 12, 2016 10:26 am
For LLPOH:
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IndenturedServant
March 12, 2016 2:23 pm
llpoh, you knew what you were getting yourself into didn’t you? And you have two of those sweethearts don’t you? I always seem to forget just how energetic puppies are. Our newest dog wasn’t all that destructive. She got that shoe but has never tore up the furniture, wires or anything and rarely even had an accident in the house. Her big thing is cash. She can sniff out cash and eats it. We woke up one wet rainy day to find our backyard covered in $5 bills. She had found an envelope full of fivers I had been saving and smuggled it outside where she had a blast!
EL Coyote
March 12, 2016 3:03 pm
Now that the kids are grown, we are down to 2 old cats, 1 young tom, and an old dog. Back then, we also had 5 koi in a large fish tank and two 4″ turtles in the small pond outside.
My wife complains about the young tom getting into the potted plants that are just starting to come up again, pericos, AKA canna lilies and a potted banana plant.
I planted 3 more fruit trees after 2 survived my neglect these past 2 years.
She drained the pond liner because of the Zika scare, I can’t tell her that there is no way to eradicate every drop of standing water in the valley, now I’m thinking of how to fill it with potting soil and plant some bulbs there. The only thing holding me back is the hope that I can convince her to put water back in there.
Maggie, my wife is so dumb that I have to explain things to her in great detail so that she can point out where I’m wrong.
Ed
March 12, 2016 3:34 pm
“cats don’t eat the furniture.”
True, but they piss on it and that puts a stink on it that will outlast depleted uranium. It’s easier to get a friend to help carry out a dog chewed sofa than to get one to help carry out anything a tomcat has sprayed. 😉
Phil from Oz
March 12, 2016 9:47 pm
Ed – have your Tomcat spayed, and “that problem” is immediately solved.
Used to have many cats, over decades – and no “spraying” problems ever. Good company though, and very self-reliant.
Ed
March 13, 2016 10:57 pm
Glad they worked out for you, Phil. I don’t have cats, just 3 dogs. The smell of cat pee puts me off, though cats are kinda cool guys, usually.
Time for “Funny Images of Dogs” (google that phrase to participate). I’ll go first.
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My boerboel pups have eaten everything in sight. Unfuckinbelievable. They have enormously powerful jaws, and will eat anything. Furniture, books, beds, documents. Turn your back for an instant and you are screwed. Sigh.
Great dogs, Boerboels. Be sure to give them an FSA soldier or two for their chew toys. 😉
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One for the ladies, which is quite true.
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Here’s one for the little woman aka Mrs. SSS aka “Baby,” which irritates her to no end.
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Last one. Dedicated to our dearly departed Jessie, the Crown Princess of All Dogs.
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Our pit/bpxer cross up until the age of two ate almost everything in and attached to our house. She is ten now and I love her but I’ll never forget the day my wife punched me in the chest as I pulled the .22 caliber revolver out of the vault and started walking out towards the back 40 with it to find the dog after she had chewed her last piece of furniture. Here is a list of what she went through:
Several pairs of shoes
The lid on an antique cedar chest
The trim from the bottom of our brand new bedroom suite
The baseboards off the walls
The wiring from under one of our contractors trailers – after I warned him not to park to closely to the dog……. some people never listen….
And the coup de grass… an entire living room sofa.
Apparently she is afraid of the dark. Who’d have my 80lb sweetheart that would rip your face off if you came in uninvited is afraid of the dark when there is no one home???
Go figure.
BTW
Our sofa was in worse shape than the one pictured below….
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SSS, that first picture is exactly what my adult dog thinks of her younger sister. She seems disappointed every time we return home with little sister in tow.
Dogs are the best! Even when they tear shit up you can’t stay mad at them.
Cocker Spaniels can fly!
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Speaking of dogs eating things….. Our adult dog is just tall enough to snatch something off the kitchen counter with her paw if you leave it close to the edge. On two occasions she snatched and ate an entire loaf of whole wheat bread. She only weighs 27 pounds and her stomach is no bigger than my hand yet she ate the whole thing plus part of the plastic bag. She laid around like a slug for two days with no interest in moving at all. Chasing a tennis ball was out of the fucking question. Never puked once though! I can’t even imagine eating a whole loaf of bread myself!
Our younger dog ate half of one handmade leather shoe that cost $210 pair. She ate the entire front half, sole and all! No crumbs visible anywhere.
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IS – my pup weights over 120 at 9 months. That fucked would eat the bread, the bag, the table, the chairs, and the fucking stove if you turn your back. He ate a whole damn plastic wading pool – cost me $1200 in vet bills. Fuck me. He shits more than 27 pounds.
Good grief , who in their right mind would want a smelly dirty dog around ? If you want home protection then get a shotgun .Cats are much better pets. Easier to maintain and a lot cleaner. One other thing cats don’t eat the furniture.
For LLPOH:
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llpoh, you knew what you were getting yourself into didn’t you? And you have two of those sweethearts don’t you? I always seem to forget just how energetic puppies are. Our newest dog wasn’t all that destructive. She got that shoe but has never tore up the furniture, wires or anything and rarely even had an accident in the house. Her big thing is cash. She can sniff out cash and eats it. We woke up one wet rainy day to find our backyard covered in $5 bills. She had found an envelope full of fivers I had been saving and smuggled it outside where she had a blast!
Now that the kids are grown, we are down to 2 old cats, 1 young tom, and an old dog. Back then, we also had 5 koi in a large fish tank and two 4″ turtles in the small pond outside.
My wife complains about the young tom getting into the potted plants that are just starting to come up again, pericos, AKA canna lilies and a potted banana plant.
I planted 3 more fruit trees after 2 survived my neglect these past 2 years.
She drained the pond liner because of the Zika scare, I can’t tell her that there is no way to eradicate every drop of standing water in the valley, now I’m thinking of how to fill it with potting soil and plant some bulbs there. The only thing holding me back is the hope that I can convince her to put water back in there.
Maggie, my wife is so dumb that I have to explain things to her in great detail so that she can point out where I’m wrong.
“cats don’t eat the furniture.”
True, but they piss on it and that puts a stink on it that will outlast depleted uranium. It’s easier to get a friend to help carry out a dog chewed sofa than to get one to help carry out anything a tomcat has sprayed. 😉
Ed – have your Tomcat spayed, and “that problem” is immediately solved.
Used to have many cats, over decades – and no “spraying” problems ever. Good company though, and very self-reliant.
Glad they worked out for you, Phil. I don’t have cats, just 3 dogs. The smell of cat pee puts me off, though cats are kinda cool guys, usually.