Sunglasses MANDATORY at this Beach!!!


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Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
March 21, 2016 8:26 am

We’re doomed!

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
March 21, 2016 8:27 am

On a positive note, all you need is a clipboard and you can get away with anything!

Ed
Ed
March 21, 2016 10:13 am

Works with Californians, I guess. How ’bout with Serious White People visiting from elsewhere?

MarkD: “Sunglasses are mandatory here, where are your sunglasses?”

SWP from Southie in Baaahstan: “Faaack Yeeww. Geddoudda my way.”

Mark D. “Sorry, you can’t come on the beach without sunglasses.”

SWP from Oregon Hill, Richmond: “Kiss my ass, son. Move. Now.”

Mark D. : “I can’t let you on the beach without sunglasses.”

SWP from Shuffletown, Charlotte: *SLAP* Well then where’s YO shades, boy? HUH? *SMACK* Pick up thet damn clipboahd and carry yo’ ass. *THUMP.* You gon’ LET ME on what beach, HUH?.

Imagine any SWPs that you know being confronted by Mark Dice with his little clipboard. ahaha Serious White People. You got to love’em.

Stucky
Stucky
March 21, 2016 10:46 am

“This is the ‘girls must suck my dick’ area of the beach. Are you willing to suck it?”

I’d like for Mark to ask that. I’ll bet half would say ‘Ohhh, okaaay!” …. as long as he has his clipboard.

harry p.
harry p.
March 21, 2016 11:38 am

hahaha, anyone who accepts this should be sterilized

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
March 21, 2016 7:00 pm

Hasn’t this Mark Dice crap about run its course? Yes, people are stupid, now change the fucking channel!