WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

I found someone who clearly sucks at the Angry Birds game.

Well hold on now, maybe she is like a star marathon runner and they nicknamed her legs “White Power”. Just saying it’s a possibility. Don’t want to jump to conclusions. Although if I had to bet, I probably wouldn’t put money down on my theory.

Guess Walmart is having a “flash” sale.

Sometimes you get those fly new pants and you’ve got to make a few slight alterations to make them a touch more comfortable.

I heard dat. I was about to wreck dat shit, but now that I know you got a youngin’ in dat bitch I ain’t gonna front.

It’s a battle of bottom biscuit booty shorts. Do you guys like ’em big or small? I know how Sir Mix A Lot takes his, just wondering where y’all stand on it.

Man I wish cartoon word bubbles existed in real life because I have to know what’s being said in this conversation.

You look like those white cheddar cheeseball puffs they release at Christmas time…..I dig that.

I don’t know what’s going on here and quite honestly, I don’t plan on being around long enough to find out.

Not sure this one is going to make it in for fashion week, but I’m pulling for you….bitch.

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Dude. Are you trying to make yourself suspect #1 when something horrible eventually happens to that big butted chick whose real dad helped get OJ off for murder and whose second dad (mom now?) killed a person with his/her car? Now that I think about it, perhaps a strong father figure in her life would have helped. Anyway, they are coming after you, that’s all I’m saying.