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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 6, 2016 8:37 am

Just think about this the next time you’re in public touching things that this creature touched. Suppose you needed to borrow her phone in an emergency? All those Walcreature Pantshitters sitting in the same public seating you sit in. Humans are some damned interesting critters!

Stubb
Stubb
July 6, 2016 9:57 am

Boyfriend borrows her phone then asks if she had fish for lunch.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
July 6, 2016 10:12 am

Look – on that screen – it’s Thirty Blocks of Squalor.

Annie
Annie
July 6, 2016 10:41 am

At work there are two lines in the cafeteria. Ever since I was in the ladies room with the clerk that runs the line on the right I’ve always gone to the line on the left – regardless of the length of the lines. How hard is it to wash your hands? And if you don’t wash your hands then, what other things have you been doing since you washed your hands?

Appalling bastard
Appalling bastard
July 6, 2016 11:07 am

Cell phones are insufficiently absorbent for that service. Get one of your girlfriends to explain feminine hygiene products to you! (Uggh! I can disgust myself!)