We’ve got butt crack and a pants shitter in one post. Enjoy!!!
When you don’t want your friends to know you shop at Walmart…
Just because you’re old and in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you get the day off. Now use those core muscles to keep steady Grandma!
I thought The Club worked just fine as a theft deterrent, but to each his own I suppose.
Wait a second. Do Walcreatures count as Pokemon Go characters? If so, we’ve caught like a gazillion over the past 7 years!
Sup biker babe? Looks like you’ve got a few support beams holding up that old roof that’s about to collapse. You ain’t fooling anyone sweetheart.
Someone got to Walmart aboard the mesh express today! Beefcake looks like he is about to jazzercise the shit out of anyone that steps to him.
Is sagging still a thing? I thought the exact opposite took over and now everyone is trying to get the tightest skinny jeans or some shit? I feel so out of touch with what’s cool these days.
Geez, I think this qualifies as “riding bitch” a whole lot more than sitting in a middle seat.
While I’m fairly confident you turned in your man-card long before this, I’m gonna have to insist on you handing it over in case you’ve escaped prior judgement.
Not to sound too jealous, but I’m a bit sad I wasn’t invited to their pretty picnic.
Guy can’t even get mad when I call his car shitty now.
A true ride or die chicks knows to always carry them extra clips!
I’d tell him to pull his pants up, but honestly, I don’t think those pants ever stood a chance. The math just doesn’t add up to them fitting here.
Dude, wtf? Did you just make a custom shirt trying to bed bug Shane someone? What’s going on in your life where that is needed? Also, if he gave you bed bugs why are you walking so close to him? These questions are bugging me.
If only this Batman and Pikachu were actually imaginary. Oh well! We can all dream.
Maybe you should slither yourself on over to a mirror and make better decisions.
I think I found a paint swatch to match you. It’s call Poo-rific!
Poppin’ buttons like Lil’ Wayne pops bottles. All day erryday!
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Biker Babe is hot, she’s this week’s winner, here’s why:
1. She’s trying.
2. She’s still in the game
3. At my age, anything under 50 is jailbait.
4. Look at the young skanks, they look like an overloaded Suburban.