When we were kids my buddy Dickie Martin was running in circle through his house being chased by his sisters. He was holding a piece of bamboo in his mouth pretending it was a trumpet and as he went one way, they reversed course and hit one of those swinging dining room/kitchen servant doors and it banged the stick right through the back of his throat. Great story and a cool scar on the back of his neck. That poor kid in the photo above looks stoic as hell, he’ll turn out just fine.
IndenturedServant
August 5, 2016 9:40 pm
Sorry T4C, I had no idea we were competing! 🙂 I was in the zone!
Had any good beer lately? Check out Dogfish Head Festina Peche. It’s a sour peach beer. There’s a new brewery in Boise called Barbarian Brewing that only brews sours. I was in heaven! They had a Mint Lime Sour that was probably the best sour I’ve ever had. They don’t fill kegs but I had to bring a few growlers home.
If not for nurses, we’d have to show our stuff to another guy, ugh.
IndenturedServant
August 5, 2016 10:17 pm
Ok, I’m back to liking the edit feature! 🙂
As a guy I’d have to conclude that HSF is having a visceral reaction to seeing some dudes nuts caught in a door. Just thinking about that makes my nuts hurt! Edit: I think every guy on earth can feel just a hint of pain when any guy on earth gets racked. It’s like a disturbance in the force……maybe that’s why we’re always playin’ with them?
There was a dumb Africanized ‘Murican in my Jr High that accidentally, yet intentionally slammed his nuts between two doors…….he thought he could pull ’em out before they closed…….he was wrong. I gotta hand it to him though, he never passed out but I’m sure he wished he had!
There was this fuck who led what amounted to a “gang” in the little shithole farmtown my parents drug me to when I was 12. This particular fuck had the habit of sneaking up behind you and punching you in the balls.
Imagine my delight when I later learned as an Adult he had lost one of his testicles to cancer. Not a better case of what goes around comes around, IMHO.
I said it was funny, I just know how things work out when you head down that particular street. YMMV
Seriously, I don’t think I have ever been offended by anything anyone has ever posted here, but people do read into comments in the strangest way sometimes.
BTW, I never got to the balls pic, didn’t bother me when I saw it this morning, I was referring to the Pizza sign post and I SAID IT WAS FUNNY, just the kind of things people might take umbrage to. Besides. my opinion counts for naught, I’m one of the dirt people.
FWIW we’re in the middle of a serious drought, so my thoughts are elsewhere most days. It is what it is, but when you have hundreds of lives depending on you for sustenance, it gets heavy.
I didn’t really get it until I saw the “in oven” part. Now, queue bb, archie and Swamp rat to tell us the pizza is NOT really in the oven. It is actually ONLY in the microwave and FAR LESS than 4 minutes.
iconoclast421
August 6, 2016 1:59 pm
Cellulose paper joints can look like they are rolled in plastic but they are perfectly fine.
Did that girl survive the fall over the cliff? Didn’t look like there was water below!
The pole vaulter one got me. Ouch! That’s the stuff from which nightmares are made.
the guy on the right killed JFK.
A real student of history,,, well give him for at least a half point for knowing someone killed JFK.
Well ASIG, it’s not like the guy on the right is ‘current’ history….. either that or the kid short-circuited….
I feel so out of touch. I haven’t a clue who that is to the left of Tesla.
That makes two of us.
That was me, I had to ask the wife. It’s some bitch named “Sookie”
Snooky! from Jersey Shore.
That’s one of them there Kartrashians I thunk.
Snooky Kartrashian
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I like it! Kinda a cross between Bill Clinton and Donnie Trump!
We could call it the “Clump”.
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I think this thing was/is a dude!
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If anybody can figure out how to post this video I’d appreciate it. It’s funny as hell, especially the final seconds.
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The ones IS posted were way funnier.
T4C, that was inapropro. Funny, yes, but so wrong.
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I think I saw that hanging in my attic when I lived in the UK.
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See that vegetation under and behind the back bumper? That’s your clue that this image is shopped.
Yea, I guess they forgot trees don’t grow sideways.
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When we were kids my buddy Dickie Martin was running in circle through his house being chased by his sisters. He was holding a piece of bamboo in his mouth pretending it was a trumpet and as he went one way, they reversed course and hit one of those swinging dining room/kitchen servant doors and it banged the stick right through the back of his throat. Great story and a cool scar on the back of his neck. That poor kid in the photo above looks stoic as hell, he’ll turn out just fine.
Sorry T4C, I had no idea we were competing! 🙂 I was in the zone!
Had any good beer lately? Check out Dogfish Head Festina Peche. It’s a sour peach beer. There’s a new brewery in Boise called Barbarian Brewing that only brews sours. I was in heaven! They had a Mint Lime Sour that was probably the best sour I’ve ever had. They don’t fill kegs but I had to bring a few growlers home.
Had no idea a shitfest was a brewin’ either! 🙂
Shitfest beer, a TBP favorite.
Balls, don’t leave home without them.
HF, T4C is a nurse, she’s seen it all.
If not for nurses, we’d have to show our stuff to another guy, ugh.
Ok, I’m back to liking the edit feature! 🙂
As a guy I’d have to conclude that HSF is having a visceral reaction to seeing some dudes nuts caught in a door. Just thinking about that makes my nuts hurt! Edit: I think every guy on earth can feel just a hint of pain when any guy on earth gets racked. It’s like a disturbance in the force……maybe that’s why we’re always playin’ with them?
There was a dumb Africanized ‘Murican in my Jr High that accidentally, yet intentionally slammed his nuts between two doors…….he thought he could pull ’em out before they closed…….he was wrong. I gotta hand it to him though, he never passed out but I’m sure he wished he had!
There was this fuck who led what amounted to a “gang” in the little shithole farmtown my parents drug me to when I was 12. This particular fuck had the habit of sneaking up behind you and punching you in the balls.
Imagine my delight when I later learned as an Adult he had lost one of his testicles to cancer. Not a better case of what goes around comes around, IMHO.
I said it was funny, I just know how things work out when you head down that particular street. YMMV
Seriously, I don’t think I have ever been offended by anything anyone has ever posted here, but people do read into comments in the strangest way sometimes.
BTW, I never got to the balls pic, didn’t bother me when I saw it this morning, I was referring to the Pizza sign post and I SAID IT WAS FUNNY, just the kind of things people might take umbrage to. Besides. my opinion counts for naught, I’m one of the dirt people.
FWIW we’re in the middle of a serious drought, so my thoughts are elsewhere most days. It is what it is, but when you have hundreds of lives depending on you for sustenance, it gets heavy.
A thousand pardons, T4C.
Come on HSF
You banished me from your farm remember.
I hate it when I miss something. Correction… I HATE it when I KNOW I’ve missed something.
I regret that I missed out on one of the best FF threads in weeks, what the hell happened to set off T4C?
I/S that was an outstanding job of posting fail photos yet painful at times.
Too soon?
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Hitler would have loved that business model. Good one Admin.
Surely that pizza pic is not what set off the exchange? Can someone help a niggah out?
I didn’t really get it until I saw the “in oven” part. Now, queue bb, archie and Swamp rat to tell us the pizza is NOT really in the oven. It is actually ONLY in the microwave and FAR LESS than 4 minutes.
Cellulose paper joints can look like they are rolled in plastic but they are perfectly fine.