WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1841

Ozzy Osbourne is looking a lot worse these days….or maybe better? I’m not sure actually.

1844

Why does everyone feel the need to send messages via their clothing? Anyone’s life ever change from some girl’s ass text?

1843

Just taking a leisurely stroll down the aisle. Nothing out of the ordinary and then BOOM! Booty all up in my face!

1842

Introducing the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland 3: The Weird Wasteland of Wallyworld!

1840

You like your biscuits by themselves or with a side of rolls? Just curious. Some people can’t handle all that deliciousness at once.

1837

If there is one thing I like better than some boobies, it’s some older, saggy boobies. Thanks lady!

1839

What the actual f*ck are you doing? You’re stupidity almost wants me to give a pass to all the people bringing goats and birds and lizards and other stupid animals into the store. Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised since you’re like 11 with an arm tattoo. Clearly good decision making isn’t something that you inherited.

1838

This is about to be the dopest 1988 sleepover ever!!!!

1835

I can’t quite pinpoint it, but for whatever reason this Mother of Dragons seems a billion times less bad ass and intimidating.

1836

It’s that bottom biscuit “Who Wears It Better?” short shorts or short skirt edition! Two different ways to get the same bad result.

1833

Well I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but if that’s not an easy access door, I don’t know what is.

1834

I don’t know what that outfit is about, but it’s that time of year that makes me think you’re pulling for Team Russia really hard at the Olympics.

1832

It would be great if you could please start holding up the “concealed” part of concealed carry.

1830

I hope the fact that we can see your booty in the undergarment section has not escaped you. Because I enjoy the deeper meaning of butt pics!

1831

These workout clothes are getting ridiculous nowadays! I don’t care how many extra squats you can do in those.

1829

Wouldn’t have thought Super Mom would do her shopping at Walmart, but maybe her super power is picking the line that actually moves.

1827

Ain’t no Shawshank Redemption around here. Grandma is still about that hardcore bitch life. And don’t you forget it.

1828

How can we trust you to check yourself out at Walmart when you clearly didn’t do it before leaving your house?

1826

Dude. That’s a trashy outfit even if you were a real woman. Rethink the Peggy Bundy bikini look.

1825

Changing rooms? Who needs those? Show us you’re just like everyone else and put those pants on one leg at a time in front of the world partner.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 13, 2016 2:19 pm

Actually, many pet stores and (I think) Walmart have a return policy for a fish that dies soon after you purchase it.

That way you don’t worry about buying a sick fish that will die on you (but I imagine most of the ones that do die from the owner, not disease).

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 13, 2016 3:15 pm

Ozzy looks injun to me. Llpoh perhaps?

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  IndenturedServant
August 13, 2016 3:33 pm

Yup – That’s Lloph for sure