Today’s QOTD is inspired by Admin’s ‘movie director’ thread.
Using only MOVIE TITLES or a TV show ….
….1) describe your SEX life
….2) upon your death you will be given a tombstone that will last for eternity, and it is the only thing people will ever know about you. Start each tombstone engraving with either “My Life:” or “My Message:”
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Me?
1)– Gone in 60 seconds.
2)– My Life: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
1) Different Strokes (just be glad I didn’t say All in the Family)
2) My Life: Better Off Dead
Once a week with 3 dimensional woman, 4 times a week with 2 dimensional women.
My life: Controlled by DNA
1) The Accidental Tourist
The Fast and the Furious
2) My Life – A mastery of survival until I didn’t
1: Cast Away
My life; it took a lifetime to fix, but I got there in the end.
1. Me, Myself and I
2. I’m buried upside down so all of you can kill my ass for eternity.
harry: “so all of you can kill my ass for eternity” – How ’bout ream your ass for eternity?
That’s funny Stuck! But I figured your # 1 would have been “Giant” or perhaps, “The Lone Ranger”? 🙂
My #1 used to be a combination between “The Incredibles” and “The Big Lebowski” – but now it’s “The Incredible Shrinking Man”.
My Life: The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
1) The Man Who Would Be King
2) My Life : Once A King…Always a King….but once a Knight was NEVER Enough !
The Movie: Gone with the Wind … My Message: I pray we all live forever with Jesus.
WHY?
Absolutely useless drivel. No point. A waste of time.
Stop game playing and goofing off! There’s work to be done. NOW.
Sometimes A Great Notion (Never Give An Inch)
No Country For Old Men
Monty Python’s ‘And Now For Something Completely Different’
My Life: They warned me this would happen..
Free Willy
My Message: Unforgiven
My sex life = Boring .
My message = Disappointment .
From here to eternity. (Whether you’ve got 5 minutes or five hours, I’m your man!)
Don’t believe that horseshit about integrity & virtue, you gotta fuck them before they fuck you!
1. Fast and Furious
2. Never a Dull Moment
1. Pecker
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2. My Life: The Plague
1. The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly. At least while I was still drinking heavily. Haven’t thought about chewing my arm off, so’s not to wake it up, in the AM for quite a while now.
2. No tombstone. A Viking funeral at the local crematorium is fine. An old buddy works at the Massengill factory. It seemed like a good idea years ago, but maybe not anymore.
Started out as “Two Lovers”
Has evolved into something resembling “The Waltons”.
Not sure how that happened.?
That’s typical, FM. If you don’t end up like Wilbur Mills visiting Fanny, your testosterone level drops to zero and you watch you pride and joy shrink back to the size you were when you were 12. You may even go so far as to put on your wife’s dresses and dream of a catchy new name like Caitlyn.
1. A beached whale…err dolphin….or perhaps a mackerel
2. My message….Keep your 72 virgins, as I’ve met your Mother
1) Pinocchio or A Hard Day’s Night
2) My message: You can beat an egg, but you can’t beat a good wank.
1. Dragonslayer
2. Strange Behaviour
1. An absurdist comedy, with unpredictable results
2. My life: a single snowflake dissolves into the clean empty air. What is this?