Newark, New Jersey circa 1964 playing Mah Jong……..looking for the desert tray……..even if Cher is there it still sucks…..
Rob in Nova Scotia
August 24, 2016 9:18 am
She has same designer as Chairman Mao and looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Same shape too!
Pointy on the top.
Wide on the Bottom.
What the fuck is she trying to hide!
Back in PA Mike
August 24, 2016 9:19 am
Need a plus size tailor? We can help, call 1-800-fat-asss.
Big Ben
August 24, 2016 9:22 am
With Bill as he is, it doubles as a dildo.
TC
August 24, 2016 9:24 am
“It’s the worlds first 100% recycled smock made from shreds of lost emails.”
Tim
August 24, 2016 9:30 am
“Huma, Can you see the outline of the bag through this oufti?”
card802
August 24, 2016 9:32 am
What the next generation of fatass man hating progressives will be wearing, both male and female.
overthecliff
August 24, 2016 9:41 am
How can we blame Bill?
pablum
August 24, 2016 9:43 am
I pooped my pants.
Tommy
August 24, 2016 9:54 am
I thought we could only spend as much as the common people do?
Tommy
August 24, 2016 9:56 am
Yeah, but this way Bill can just take me whenever he wants! [wild raucous laughter]…..like he’s ever tapped this!? [really out of control laughter].
Persnickety
August 24, 2016 10:17 am
I hope no one recognizes that this is my smock from the Happy Valley Insane Asylum.
Persnickety
August 24, 2016 10:17 am
Mao suits – now in urban camo!
Persnickety
August 24, 2016 10:18 am
Mexicans dig ponchos, right? I got this poncho at Mexican Walmart. I’m one of the common people!!!
diogenes
August 24, 2016 10:18 am
Cher with a tee pee in the background.
3rd Generation
August 24, 2016 10:30 am
Sonny was lucky.
Grog
August 24, 2016 10:31 am
Birds of a feather…
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Bea Lever
August 24, 2016 10:51 am
Hitlery says, “if people can wear their pajamas to Walmart, I can wear my housecoat to a fundraiser” AND “if you say anything, you are a sexist pig”.
Cher worships the devil and all who do his work, she is there for the religious experience.
Faux Queue
August 24, 2016 11:05 am
Hides the durable adult diapers.
CT-Hilltopper
August 24, 2016 11:08 am
Newspaper headline:
Clinton Unbeatable! Wears pajamas and bathrobe to rally! Details at 11.
John Angelo
August 24, 2016 11:14 am
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Albrecht
August 24, 2016 11:15 am
Mom-Mom’s karaoke birthday bash – “I got you babe! (hack, hack), I got you babe…”
Big Dick
August 24, 2016 11:29 am
Looks like a turd covered by toilet paper. I would call it Smelly Coverup.
taodnt
August 24, 2016 11:41 am
I dressed myself this morning.
Ouirphuqd
August 24, 2016 11:59 am
Patterned top and different patterned bottom. Who was her special education teacher? If you’re mentally handicapped, please don’t draw attention to yourself!
AC
August 24, 2016 12:00 pm
“I’m here, now where the fuck is my money?”
Hershel Pasternak
August 24, 2016 12:16 pm
If I could turn back time…
or
And all the men used to come around and lay their money down… (at clinton foundation).
ASIG
August 24, 2016 12:34 pm
My “shit bag” broke so I borrowed your shower curtain. Thanks Cher, you can deduct it from you taxes.
uncle fester
August 24, 2016 12:39 pm
“its the latest from the Kim Jung Un collection”
VegasBob
August 24, 2016 12:41 pm
What an ugly fucking cow!
Kill Bill
August 24, 2016 12:55 pm
Yes I am Austin Powers riding atop Mini-Me!
BUCKHED
August 24, 2016 1:09 pm
Cher, “I’d munch that carpet but it’ll take me an hour to get that chastity smock off of her ” .
I wonder if Cher’s Son/Daughter would hit ol’ Hillary ?
Anonymous
August 24, 2016 2:24 pm
Venus spy trap
John Doe
August 24, 2016 3:08 pm
“I’d like to give a special shout out to Box Car Willie for letting me borrow his hobo flood pants. I asked my designer to provide me with a urban camo patio Mao top with bold outlined pockets so you dumb donors don’t have any questions about where to put the money you brought for this event. Now I’d like to welcome my Pink Smocked companion Cher who will talk about turning back time through a series of heavy botox injections.”
Capn Mike
August 24, 2016 3:22 pm
I heard this party was high wattage, so I came as a lampshade.
nkit
August 24, 2016 3:31 pm
“Cher, does this outfit make my butt look bigger?”
Untranslated
August 24, 2016 3:45 pm
I can hear the bots on Mystery Science Theater 3000, now in my mind, screaming in unison:
“The Potential Paradox of the Perfidiously Plunderous, Pernicious and Plutocratic President Pokémon”.
Pauncho
August 24, 2016 5:17 pm
1. The Vagina Monologues
2. Whammo unveils new gag: shit-filled pinata!
Fudrucker
August 24, 2016 6:44 pm
Cher cheers as first astronaut emerges from vintage apollo space capsule.
kc
August 24, 2016 8:52 pm
“you telling me the Kirby sales convention is down the street?”
Boat Guy
August 25, 2016 12:19 am
OK class we all have our smocks on , now you can open your finger paint box and draw the best you can how together our world will be when I take over for our friend Obama shhhh Billy use your indoor voice and stop looking at Umah she is painting and you intimidate her !
White Christian Male
August 25, 2016 1:41 am
If I look in the mirror, I have a seizure.
raven
August 25, 2016 2:04 am
Weebles wobble and sometimes fall down.
or
The Gingerbread Man
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
The baker made a boy one day
Who leapt from the oven ready to play.
He and his wife were ready to eat
The gingerbread man who had run down the street.
Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
Then came a pig and cow and hare
Who joined in the chase around the square.
They were all hungry and ready to eat,
But that gingerbread man was too quick on his feet.
Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man
I ran from the baker and his wife too
You’ll never catch me, not any of you
He came to a pond that blocked his path
And gingerbread men don’t like to bath.
Out jumped a fox who said, “hop on,
I will take you safely across the pond.”
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
He climbed up onto the fox’s back,
Who licked his lips and wanted to snack.
He climbed onto the fox’s head,
Who loved the taste of gingerbread.
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me I’m the gingerbread man.
He trusted the fox to help his plan
And that was the end of the gingerbread man.
Copyright 2005 Shauna Tominey
GilbertS
August 25, 2016 6:37 am
“…so then he asked me if I lost a bet, or something. I had no idea what he was talking about. I wear this all the time!”
GilbertS
August 25, 2016 6:38 am
Now I remember where I’ve seen that! My art teacher when I was a kid always wore smocks for painting with the kids. Hers weren’t $10,000 a pop, tho.
Who dat say I can’t bus’ a grape?
“Like my new designer potato sack?”
Newark, New Jersey circa 1964 playing Mah Jong……..looking for the desert tray……..even if Cher is there it still sucks…..
She has same designer as Chairman Mao and looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Same shape too!
Pointy on the top.
Wide on the Bottom.
What the fuck is she trying to hide!
Need a plus size tailor? We can help, call 1-800-fat-asss.
With Bill as he is, it doubles as a dildo.
“It’s the worlds first 100% recycled smock made from shreds of lost emails.”
“Huma, Can you see the outline of the bag through this oufti?”
What the next generation of fatass man hating progressives will be wearing, both male and female.
How can we blame Bill?
I pooped my pants.
I thought we could only spend as much as the common people do?
Yeah, but this way Bill can just take me whenever he wants! [wild raucous laughter]…..like he’s ever tapped this!? [really out of control laughter].
I hope no one recognizes that this is my smock from the Happy Valley Insane Asylum.
Mao suits – now in urban camo!
Mexicans dig ponchos, right? I got this poncho at Mexican Walmart. I’m one of the common people!!!
Cher with a tee pee in the background.
Sonny was lucky.
Birds of a feather…
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Hitlery says, “if people can wear their pajamas to Walmart, I can wear my housecoat to a fundraiser” AND “if you say anything, you are a sexist pig”.
Cher worships the devil and all who do his work, she is there for the religious experience.
Hides the durable adult diapers.
Newspaper headline:
Clinton Unbeatable! Wears pajamas and bathrobe to rally! Details at 11.
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Mom-Mom’s karaoke birthday bash – “I got you babe! (hack, hack), I got you babe…”
Looks like a turd covered by toilet paper. I would call it Smelly Coverup.
I dressed myself this morning.
Patterned top and different patterned bottom. Who was her special education teacher? If you’re mentally handicapped, please don’t draw attention to yourself!
“I’m here, now where the fuck is my money?”
If I could turn back time…
or
And all the men used to come around and lay their money down… (at clinton foundation).
My “shit bag” broke so I borrowed your shower curtain. Thanks Cher, you can deduct it from you taxes.
“its the latest from the Kim Jung Un collection”
What an ugly fucking cow!
Yes I am Austin Powers riding atop Mini-Me!
Cher, “I’d munch that carpet but it’ll take me an hour to get that chastity smock off of her ” .
I wonder if Cher’s Son/Daughter would hit ol’ Hillary ?
Venus spy trap
“I’d like to give a special shout out to Box Car Willie for letting me borrow his hobo flood pants. I asked my designer to provide me with a urban camo patio Mao top with bold outlined pockets so you dumb donors don’t have any questions about where to put the money you brought for this event. Now I’d like to welcome my Pink Smocked companion Cher who will talk about turning back time through a series of heavy botox injections.”
I heard this party was high wattage, so I came as a lampshade.
“Cher, does this outfit make my butt look bigger?”
I can hear the bots on Mystery Science Theater 3000, now in my mind, screaming in unison:
“The Potential Paradox of the Perfidiously Plunderous, Pernicious and Plutocratic President Pokémon”.
1. The Vagina Monologues
2. Whammo unveils new gag: shit-filled pinata!
Cher cheers as first astronaut emerges from vintage apollo space capsule.
“you telling me the Kirby sales convention is down the street?”
OK class we all have our smocks on , now you can open your finger paint box and draw the best you can how together our world will be when I take over for our friend Obama shhhh Billy use your indoor voice and stop looking at Umah she is painting and you intimidate her !
If I look in the mirror, I have a seizure.
Weebles wobble and sometimes fall down.
or
The Gingerbread Man
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
The baker made a boy one day
Who leapt from the oven ready to play.
He and his wife were ready to eat
The gingerbread man who had run down the street.
Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
Then came a pig and cow and hare
Who joined in the chase around the square.
They were all hungry and ready to eat,
But that gingerbread man was too quick on his feet.
Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man
I ran from the baker and his wife too
You’ll never catch me, not any of you
He came to a pond that blocked his path
And gingerbread men don’t like to bath.
Out jumped a fox who said, “hop on,
I will take you safely across the pond.”
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
He climbed up onto the fox’s back,
Who licked his lips and wanted to snack.
He climbed onto the fox’s head,
Who loved the taste of gingerbread.
Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me I’m the gingerbread man.
He trusted the fox to help his plan
And that was the end of the gingerbread man.
Copyright 2005 Shauna Tominey
“…so then he asked me if I lost a bet, or something. I had no idea what he was talking about. I wear this all the time!”
Now I remember where I’ve seen that! My art teacher when I was a kid always wore smocks for painting with the kids. Hers weren’t $10,000 a pop, tho.
“The only thing missing is my urban sombrero”
The Tower of Babble.
A T-P on legs.
Muck