WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Long term relationship goals: This couple.

It looks like your pants lost a paintball battle to your butthole.

I think I just found my new best friend.

Uggghhh, when will all these Elvis impersonators leave the building for good?

HEY! HEY! No! That’s bad. I don’t care what Ronald tells you to do, you get your hand off his McNuggets!

Friend Zone Level: Full time Uber.

Well thanks for sharing that big ol’ booty with us. Nothing says sexy like some chuck roast in the wrong aisle.

Ah yes, the old bottom biscuits circa 1700’s. Very popular back then.

♫ The devil went down to Walmart. He was looking for some soap to steal. ♫

Now, if I thought you were actually doing yoga I might give you a pass on the see through pants, but the socks with slippers is a dead giveaway that you’re not even thinking about getting down on a mat anytime soon.

Ahhh, don’t you love how technology has made it like a billion times easier to see just how stupid people really are? It’s like a huge radar of who to avoid in life.

And yet you know there are plenty of dudes that can’t see a red flag warning sign if it’s literally tattooed in front of them.

I’m sure the creators of Sesame Street are all sorts of jazzed up about how we’ve taken their wholesome and lovable characters and wrecked the shit out of them. Well done society. Care to take a crap on any other pleasant childhood memories of mine?

I’m willing to put like a ton of money down that isn’t his first born child. His give a f*ck meter is telling me that’s like kid # 17 for him. He’s just totally given up.

I see you found yourself one of those trendy new rompers the kids are wearing these days…perhaps you should put it back where you found it.

Smoking some weed in public out of a cock shaped bowl. Clearly stupidity doesn’t discriminate based on gender, so that’s a step forward.

Who said chivalry was dead? Way to set a great example there dad.

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