NEW SPECIES – THE HILLARY FISH

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rhs jr
rhs jr
September 1, 2016 8:23 pm

That is an insult to the fish.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 1, 2016 8:52 pm

I thought this was the Hitlary fish:

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It’s a Frilled Shark actually.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  IndenturedServant
September 2, 2016 12:09 am

I/S- Damn that fish has more teeth than a Osmond Family reunion.

starfcker
starfcker
September 1, 2016 9:10 pm

That’s a hog snapper. Fine eating, but you have to go down and get them. Not a rod and reel fish

Rob in Nova Scotia
Rob in Nova Scotia
  starfcker
September 1, 2016 10:32 pm

Snapper alright. Picture the Hildabeasts looking something like it.

acetinker
acetinker
  starfcker
September 2, 2016 1:42 am

Star,
Dude looks pretty dry to me, and I ain’t noodlin’ for a fish with teeth like that.
More likely drug up in a net. Sky/sea looks like s/w Florida, could be anywhere though.
Reminds me of a saltwater catfish.
Are you saying he’s a frogman? Could be, I suppose, but that’s helluva lot of effort to snag a fish that looks to have no more flesh than your average gulf flounder.
Educate me.
I spent a summer on a shrimp boat in the GOM about a hundred years ago. Every day, we’d dump that net onto the fantail and find something that nobody could name- even the old dude who owned the boat.
Every. Fucking. Day.
That was the smelliest, most fascinating job I ever had.
If I ignore fascination, the three summers I spent bustin’ and backfilling septic tanks were the smelliest. Sea creatures can be smelly, but humans are downright disgusting.

starfcker
starfcker
  acetinker
September 2, 2016 2:15 pm

Ace, just a common reef fish here off southeast Florida. Great eating, and if you dive, spearing a couple for the table is a good day

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
September 1, 2016 10:20 pm

Why would you dis a fish by comparing it to the Hildabeast?
Shame on you.

General
General
September 1, 2016 10:25 pm

I thought that was a picture of her ….. um, never mind…..

Filo
Filo
  General
September 2, 2016 12:29 am

I thought that was a picture of her hog’s snapper. Fixed it for you.
General, never visualize things, it can be revolting and block your words.

John Doe
John Doe
September 2, 2016 12:04 am

After countless hours of meticulous research on an encrypted government server, Hillary finally discovered her lineage on ancestry.com. The delight knowing she wasn’t the only slimy, dim witted creature to make it out of the ocean.

Persnickety
Persnickety
September 2, 2016 4:39 pm

Hillary’s twin – separated at birth:

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http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/nopefish.htm