As a resident of a northern Utah city with a Mormon population of 84%, don’t you believe it.
Q: How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your BBQ?
A: Invite another Mormon.
jamesthewanderer
September 13, 2016 4:29 pm
q. Why don’t Mormon women have children after 39?
a. Because 40 kids is JUST TOO MUCH!
(Told to me by a Mormon)
Elder Jack Handy moment: Our mission began to show much better results after we started waiting by the door after ringing the doorbell instead of running away and hiding in the bushes.
backwardsevolution
September 13, 2016 5:04 pm
Thanks for the laugh. I wasn’t expecting that!
Leobeer
September 14, 2016 12:53 am
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems..
‘Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d like ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot’.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
‘Incredible’, he says, ‘there is a £20 note lodged up here.’
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
‘This is amazing!’ exclaims the Doctor. ”What do you want me to do?’
‘Well fur gadness sake teyk it out, man!’ shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc…..
Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.
‘Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat’s moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?’
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says ‘£1,990 exactly.’
‘Ah, dat’d be roit,” says the Irishman.
As a resident of a northern Utah city with a Mormon population of 84%, don’t you believe it.
Q: How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your BBQ?
A: Invite another Mormon.
q. Why don’t Mormon women have children after 39?
a. Because 40 kids is JUST TOO MUCH!
(Told to me by a Mormon)
Elder Jack Handy moment: Our mission began to show much better results after we started waiting by the door after ringing the doorbell instead of running away and hiding in the bushes.
Thanks for the laugh. I wasn’t expecting that!
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems..
‘Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d like ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot’.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
‘Incredible’, he says, ‘there is a £20 note lodged up here.’
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
‘This is amazing!’ exclaims the Doctor. ”What do you want me to do?’
‘Well fur gadness sake teyk it out, man!’ shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc…..
Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.
‘Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat’s moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?’
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says ‘£1,990 exactly.’
‘Ah, dat’d be roit,” says the Irishman.
‘I knew I wasn’t feeling two grand.’