This picture is from the CURRENT issue of Womens Health. It must be real. They wouldn’t lie.
She doesn’t look sick at all!!
Q: Don’t you think she’s at least a little bit attractive?
Stucky QOTD: The Beauty of Hillary
This picture is from the CURRENT issue of Womens Health. It must be real. They wouldn’t lie.
She doesn’t look sick at all!!
Q: Don’t you think she’s at least a little bit attractive?
Stucky- You have no shame to ask such a question !! Beauty my ass.
It is possible that Hitlery has been doing the performance of her life with the health problems which have kept her out of jail. Notice she became sick when she got her tail in a crack with the server thing. Just a thought.
@Bea: “Beauty my ass.” Maybe it’s her ass air brushed.
That could be it, ‘thats a shitload of airbrushing’ was my first thought. True story, a while back, I had a military buddy who did nude photography on the side. He had all kinds of crazy cameras and lighting type things, computers, 10’s of thousands worth of shit. It was, hands down, his favorite thing to do. A few times I came up behind him on his computer and stared at his screen for a few seconds trying to figure out what I was looking at. Usually, the answer was: a vagina, or at least a quadrant of a vagina. He’d sit there for like half a hour on just one part, airbrushing out razor bumps, matching the skin color, making certain parts appear a different, brighter color than they should be, etc. Pretty sick fucker to sit there for a couple hours just to touch up a handful of photos, but that was his thing. The best part though was seeing his “finished product” next to the original photos. Holy shit, its night and day. You ever see a nude photo of a model and think to yourself “theres no way her ‘lady parts'(trying not to offend the ladies here) really look like that” “no one is that perfect” etc? You’re right, it just looks like that because of some sick fucker like my buddy making what is essentially a cartoon vagina for you to jack off to. By the time he is done, it doesn’t even look like the same person. After matching the skin color, getting rid of razor bumps, making certain things a brighter shade of pink, etc, it doesn’t take a super model or even anyone much above average to make some pretty attractive photo spreads.
Why do I bring this up? Because I can tell your from first hand experience that you really can make a walking corpse like hillary look vibrant and pleasant with a little airbrush time. This shit reminds me of his work, the first thing you think when you see it is ‘holy shit, someone spent a lot of time airbrushing this picture’. To all those who think she spent a lot of time in a makeup chair, its doubtful it took that long. Its much easier to get rid of imperfections with the digital image, and doesn’t require her highness to sit in the chair without starting to convulse, either. If my buddy could make a vagina from some trailer trash stripper look like a penthouse models, a professional can make killery look like a normal human.
I bet it takes a very long time for her makeup detail to prep her… I suggest you stick with your hand.
HaHaHaHa….I think Maggie gotcha on that one………two points for Maggie.
she was an ugly dog at 20 she did not reverse that process
I’d cut my dick off before I’d put it in that filthy demon.
Damn diogenes, that is really harsh…..don’t you have any paper bags?
I think I would need a paper bag and two bottles of bleach. One bottle to wash up with and the other bottle for my eyes in case her bag fell off.
That’s a dangerous statement. I don’t think I would like being Little Dick!
d,
I would fuck her, but only to say that I fucked Satan.
Bob.
‘genes, don’t put yourself down. Stick a AA battery in your pocket and women are sure to notice. Let’s be real here, if I said a roll of quarters, what woman would believe a white guy was hung like that?
FR
How are things in your part of the country? Do you buy that Cankles is ill?
Bea, it has cooled a bit, we are finally seeing September weather. The sycamore and bradford pear street trees are starting to drop their leaves. I will massacre the pear tree once it is bare. the sycamore is too big for me to tackle.
I’ve read somewhere that truth is an abomination in a kingdom of lies. Keep in mind, these two candidates are from New Yawk, where lying comes naturally.
I offended a lot of folks when I suggested that Trump is a Hillary plant to secure her election.
Then I said if she really is gravely ill, he would be an accidental president.
Today I am suspicious of her symptoms, they come and go so quickly like a Trump position. Perhaps it’s all a ruse to gain sympathy and make people shut up about the damn emails.
We read the same thing in Don Quixote at the wedding scene where the girl is about to marry the rich man. Her jilted boyfriend fakes a suicide and asks her to marry him so he can die with his last wish. She concedes with the crowd’s and groom’s approval and the boyfriend, now husband, suddenly recovers from a faked wound.
Then again, the same theme appears in the Revelation where the beast has a head injury, yet lives. Hmmm.
FR
It would not be a day on TBP if we did not stick a stick in someone’s eye just telling the truth. Being trufful is hard. I’ll be glad when it is all over.
It’s never over. If Trump wins, there will be some trooffer trying to get famous by demanding to see Trump’s billions.
try a ring bologna
Sixty Eight years old and not one single wrinkle or worry line on her face. It must be all of that good living that keeps her looking so young right?
It is just another form of more HRC lies, cover-up and change of direction. Have the make up artist make her look like she is 28 years young and ready to conquer the world instead of 68 years old and ready to die.
life is short isn’t it?
She has a nice smile. However, her eyes are stony cold.
Had Hillary never entered politics and instead been a career lawyer or professor (and not defended rapists), then retired after becoming a wife (to a man with more ethics and moral values than William J. Clinton) and a mother, Hillary would today likely be a warm-hearted, kind, and soft-spoken grandmother, one that any of us could have had as our own. And wrinkles, gray hair, failing vision, worsening health notwithstanding, Hillary would quite possibly have a pleasant and peaceful aura to her, which is the case with many tender-hearted senior citizens (and likewise kind and good people of younger age).
The argument can be made that decades in politics harden the heart and sap the soul, and Hillary’s most certainly an example of this. But, let’s recall, Hillary chose this path.
‘nice’ theory – I can rebut it with 2 words: Jerry Zeifman.
MC,
She never had and never will have a warm heart, just read her record on defending criminals.
Bob.
Apparently Bubba hasn’t boinked her since Webb Hubble had his fill. That tells you what he thinks of her beauty.
Man, you’re not lying. I saw Chelsea on the news the other night and swear that the older she gets the more she looks like her old man (Webb Hubbell.)
Women’s Health Magazine have shot themselves in the foot.
This “Health Rag” is published by Rodale Inc.
One of the worlds biggest magazine and book publishers, with activities in a myriad of countries.
This is a “Main Stream Media” outfit that has come out and shown it’s colors. Support for the Dems and the new world order.
Too bad Hitlary has shown such bad timing in having a “medical episode” just before the current magazine release! Looks like a ‘photo shop’ was used extensively on that magazine photo. Just a little? Do you think? Nah. She looks the very picture of good health. NEXT!
Stucky really wants to know if you would masturbate to a nude picture of her.Well ,would you ?
He wants to know that he isn’t the only one playing whack-a-doodle to Hillary’s photo. Look, Stuck, if Bill couldn’t get her to stop choking on her own spit, what makes you think she could handle your load?
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on way to ground.
Photoshop was pushed to its limits cleaning up that mug.
I have looked in the hole of many a port a potty and have seen better looking pieces of crap.
BD,
Just had one pulled from a job site and I would have to agree.
Bob.
Chorizo Grande, maybe you should consider a different hobby. Alternately, KB liked to post pics of his turds. Maybe I’ll introduce you guys.
Kankles is no longer stealing oxygen. Croak goes the inflatable.
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Right click and open in new tab, and you’ll see what Hillary REALLY looks like. And it ain’t a pretty sight.
There was a word for females so deserving of this word thousands of years ago. We like to call it CUNT, or a smelly puss filled lick your lipd.
She will make a fine looking corpse.
ACK! THBBT! I wouldn’t fuck her with someone else’ dick!
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Dont judge a horrible book by its cover….but dont open it either.
Stubb would hit that! Prolly eat the corn out of her shit too!
OMG !!! Stubb would hit that, two or three times maybe corn or no corn.
I would be a bit scared to be in the same room as that bitch. No way would I want to ever be within a dick length under any circumstances.
I can’t get past her evil to see any beauty, inside or out.
Hilary is not ‘for me’. Hilary is for herself, first, last, foremost and always.
No
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On the flip side of Aaron Neville’s song Tell It Like It Is
there was this song called I See The Light. It went like this:
There was a time when I trusted
in everything you said and did, girl
There was a time when I thought about you
even having my kids, girl
I gave you the finest things that money can buy
But you were just taking
me for a ride, now I,
I see the light
I see the light.
I see the light.
OMG, Asig, where did you find that pic of my ex-GF?
Women are horrible aren’t they? It always starts so sweet and innocent, that you let your guard down and think maybe you can trust women again and then they dig their claws into your wallet.
Back when Lorena Bobbitt took her revenge on her husband, my buddy Phil said, they had better throw the book at her or we shall see the highways littered with dicks.
Maybe we should pay heed and sleep with one eye open if Hillary loses.
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Here’s a disturbing thought: both candidates have little noses. Leaders of old had big schnozes, yet today we are asked to select a president with a beak that would embarrass a woman. Women today have reverted to an infantile look with lollipop voices. Men, like primordial wolves submitting to arrested development, have devolved to become no more than grown boys.
80’s Hearthrob Trump’s eye for an eye sense of justice will fuck up the whole world. And yet the screaming meemies go nuts because Hitlery might have a debilitating seizure. Let us prey that Trump’s trigger finger freezes before he pushes the red button during a hissy fit or fight with Melania.