The Mrs will only watch the debate if there’s some sort of drinking game involved. What should the triggers/rules be?
Debate drinking game
The Mrs will only watch the debate if there’s some sort of drinking game involved. What should the triggers/rules be?
If she coughs, sneezes or anyone mentions her having pneumonia, say “bless you” and take a sip of your drink.
If she coughs or sneezes the snuke might pop out of her sniz.
If she responds to “make America great again” with a statement similar to “America is already great,” finish your drink.
If she says that the rich need to pay their fair share, or presents a plan for reducing income inequality, take a gulp.
If she tells a lie, take a drink.
You’ll eventually end up believing them that way and quit drinking before your pass out.
Or maybe not, depending on how much alcohol you can tolerate.
If she says hateful, divisive, dangerous or nuclear codes, you’d better not drink or you’ll die of alcohol poisoning.
A sot of Tequila everytime Hillary says the word
plan
I hear her say that word a lot. It is supposed to be some scheme that she wants to put in effect to help us but behind closed doors when she is snuggling with Huma her plans are schemes as shown by emailgate to help herself.
She is beyond dispicable and yet somehow stll electable. That in and of itself is an indictment of how far this world as been sucked into the wormhole.
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Every time Trump says he loves Hispanic or black people take a drink.
Every time Hillary rolls her eyes and contorts her face take a drink.
Every time Hillary uses the word deplorable take a drink.
If Hillary falls down for no apparent reason drink the entire bottle and hit the sack.
If she strokes out, pop the cork on the champagne! America is going to be made great again! Or at least we’ll get to resume our slow death march, rather than being immediately catapulted into third world status.
I’m really hoping for a last minute bomb from Wikileaks. That would be another cork popper!
If neither happens, save the champagne and hope for a celebration on Nov 8th.
If she keels over dead, drink your entire liquor cabinet! Use the empties to humanely euthanize distraught liberals on your way to work Wednesday………you’ll have a hangover on Tuesday.
Token, that’s really good. IS, not bad either.