WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2050

I’ve kind of now just accepted people like to show their ass & titties at Walmart. But what I still haven’t figured out is why they consistently do it in the kid’s aisles?

2049

Who are you talking to that you need that much privacy? The place is empty and I’m not even sure with the invention of the internet that phone sex hotlines still exist, so I’m confused.

2047

Ain’t nobody trying to wrestle you and your little thumbalina peep sticking out. Hell is wrong with you boy?

2046

Not sure dis dude ever taw a puddy tat, nor do I think he wants to.

2045

Depending what state this dude is in, he’s about to either be rich or dead.

2042

And y’all mofos wondering why people feel the need to kneel during the anthem.

2044

You’ve managed to defeat a corset. Congratulations. You got your aim on taking down those high and mighty spanks next?

2043

Girrrrrrl, don’t make me do a double take on that booty. Pick a different color next time. Ain’t nobody trying to look twice.

2041

Imagine coming out to your car in the parking lot underneath another car…

2040

I’m getting immune to this type of picture. This is just a standard daily outfit here at the Walmart in Myrtle Beach.

2038

I’m less concerned about your big ol’ titties flopped out in Walmart but more so concentrated on how it looks like you guys turned this into a professional photo shoot. This isn’t just some cell phone tit shot here. This looks like a really in appropriate senior portrait.

2039

People, please keep the 90’s in the 90’s. There is no need to ever bring back anything from that decade…except maybe Cheetos Paws. They are more than welcome to make an appearance.

2037

Just because you look like a character doesn’t mean you need to idolize them. And I know the show is still on and still hilarious but wearing South Park slippers? What is this 1998?

2035

Not sure why they say crack is so addicting. I don’t want any part of that.

2034

Honestly, I can’t think of a better place to showcase your coochie and poopchute like the toy aisle at Walmart. It’s not like there is any chance some little kid will turn the corner expecting to see his favorite Star Wars toys only to find himself in a face-off with your wookie.

2036

It looks like this anaconda wanted some and then some more.

2033

Onesies. Nothing says I need attention but I’m also super lazy like a onesie! Which do you like better? Caution come or moo moo?

2030

Do I poke fun or compliment you for covering up those man boobies?

2032

Relationship goals.

2031

I feel like some millennial should jump out and scream “What are those?” while pointing to his shoes….and then I totally regret my decision to allow that stupidity and hate myself for the rest of the day.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart


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iconoclast421
iconoclast421
October 29, 2016 1:04 pm

When I’m in Myrtle Beach I shop at the Piggly Wiggly between 17th and 18th.