Aloha! I just got back from Maui myself and I can definitely tell you a few things. (1) They do love Spam (2) Halloween / Day of the dead is much bigger than I expected and (3) you know Walmart was going to manage to find itself a home there. Aloha again!
Parenting hacks 101. Get ’em dry by any means necessary.
Keep your Christmas music and decorations and toys and ads and everything else. My mind is on that turkey right now and I won’t be deterred.
All this talk about glass ceilings and whatnot and I’m over here pointing out that women have been growing some power femullets that put some male mullets to shame. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is.
As my favorite play by play man Bob Ueker so eloquently put in the movie Major League: “Juuuuust a bit outside.”
I’d say he was just getting a nice air-dry in, but that ass is way too dirty for me to believe it was ever washed.
Maybe he is transitioning…to a Troll doll.
…and 75 hair clips. But mostly love.
Is this the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady? A one man wolf pack? If not, it should be.
I guess the rows and rows of winter coats, seasonal beers and Christmas decorations aren’t big enough signs for you to realize it’s f*cking cold outside.
Let the fun begin…
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get an old Cadillac. That doesn’t sound right.
Almost the perfect camouflage for plumber’s crack. The key word there is almost.
So how do you make money? “Oh, I play with myself online and pull out my ass at Walmart in the car department.” Impressive.
Pretty soon the Santa suits will be out before Labor Day…
If you can’t duct it, f*ck it.
Now pick it up, human…
It’s all fun and games until you get an ass hair in your bag of shredded mozzarella.
“Oscar, why are you such a grouch?” Here’s why…
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
This is what we get when Moral standards collapse.No shame ,no guilt.
Letting it all hang out at Wal-Mart.
Dental school sign: “Flossing is not needed everywhere.”
While the artwork paint job is impressive, I should think it’s a pretty good clue to the cop that just pulled you over to haul your ass out, have you blow in the machine while tearing that sweet ride apart.
For Pete’s sake, I’ve seen parents and children sitting in the grass watching cops search the family minivan. And this example of American Exceptionalism drives around advertising his love of drugs, booze and hookers?!?
@BB, it isn’t adherence to a 4000 year old morality that will fix us, it IS learning to cooperate, minding our own business and teaching others the same, love and respecting free will as long as it respects others that could save us.
Repeatedly Jesus preached to ignore the Pharisees, not to judge others, to always help others, and to love yourself as our Creator loves us.
Sadly, 2000 years later it is apparent the Pharisees won.
Peace to you
You should actually read the Bible.
Damn, I never see Pink Cute Cat-ears Girl at Walmart! The local one tends to be populated with ebony Amazons, elderly pensioners with incontinence problems, Latino winos with beer bellies, and the occasional decent person bewildered by the others.
Maybe I should try Target?