WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2090

Aloha! I just got back from Maui myself and I can definitely tell you a few things. (1) They do love Spam (2) Halloween / Day of the dead is much bigger than I expected and (3) you know Walmart was going to manage to find itself a home there. Aloha again!

2091

Parenting hacks 101. Get ’em dry by any means necessary.

2092

Keep your Christmas music and decorations and toys and ads and everything else. My mind is on that turkey right now and I won’t be deterred.

 

 

2087

All this talk about glass ceilings and whatnot and I’m over here pointing out that women have been growing some power femullets that put some male mullets to shame. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is.

2085

As my favorite play by play man Bob Ueker so eloquently put in the movie Major League: “Juuuuust a bit outside.”

2088

I’d say he was just getting a nice air-dry in, but that ass is way too dirty for me to believe it was ever washed.

2086

Maybe he is transitioning…to a Troll doll.

2082

…and 75 hair clips. But mostly love.

2084

Is this the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady? A one man wolf pack? If not, it should be.

2081

I guess the rows and rows of winter coats, seasonal beers and Christmas decorations aren’t big enough signs for you to realize it’s f*cking cold outside.

2083

Let the fun begin…

2078

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get an old Cadillac. That doesn’t sound right.

2077

Almost the perfect camouflage for plumber’s crack. The key word there is almost.

2079

So how do you make money? “Oh, I play with myself online and pull out my ass at Walmart in the car department.” Impressive.

2080

Pretty soon the Santa suits will be out before Labor Day…

2076

If you can’t duct it, f*ck it.

2073

Now pick it up, human…

2074

It’s all fun and games until you get an ass hair in your bag of shredded mozzarella.

2075

“Oscar, why are you such a grouch?” Here’s why…

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
6 Comments
BB
BB
November 12, 2016 7:12 am

This is what we get when Moral standards collapse.No shame ,no guilt.

marblenecltr
marblenecltr
November 12, 2016 10:28 am

Letting it all hang out at Wal-Mart.

Desertrat
Desertrat
November 12, 2016 2:08 pm

Dental school sign: “Flossing is not needed everywhere.”

TE
TE
November 13, 2016 8:29 am

While the artwork paint job is impressive, I should think it’s a pretty good clue to the cop that just pulled you over to haul your ass out, have you blow in the machine while tearing that sweet ride apart.

For Pete’s sake, I’ve seen parents and children sitting in the grass watching cops search the family minivan. And this example of American Exceptionalism drives around advertising his love of drugs, booze and hookers?!?

@BB, it isn’t adherence to a 4000 year old morality that will fix us, it IS learning to cooperate, minding our own business and teaching others the same, love and respecting free will as long as it respects others that could save us.

Repeatedly Jesus preached to ignore the Pharisees, not to judge others, to always help others, and to love yourself as our Creator loves us.

Sadly, 2000 years later it is apparent the Pharisees won.

Peace to you

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TE
November 13, 2016 8:52 am

You should actually read the Bible.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
November 13, 2016 10:45 pm

Damn, I never see Pink Cute Cat-ears Girl at Walmart! The local one tends to be populated with ebony Amazons, elderly pensioners with incontinence problems, Latino winos with beer bellies, and the occasional decent person bewildered by the others.
Maybe I should try Target?