This is like a “Who Wears it Better?” for people trying out for some goofy Nickelodeon TV game show….where you’re both losers.
Damn Granny, out here cutting glass. I’m about to hang my Christmas stockings from those bad boys!
The “they don’t pay me enough for this shit” award goes to…
There is an alarming pattern of people breaking out of hospitals or psychiatric wards and heading straight to Walmart. Why is that? Someone else figure it out because if I try to understand it I’ll end up in a padded room myself.
You see that hunters? Now you don’t even have to shoot the damn things yourself! Walmart really does have it all for Hunting Season / Scare-All-The-Little-Kids-When-They-See-Dead-Bambi-In-A-Shopping-Cart Season.
Makes sense she is in the free weight aisle because it appears she plans on doing a few sets of snatches…
Not quite the Hairspray Live I thought they were promoting, but probably just as entertaining.
Willy The Pimp…the Walmart version of Santa Claus that brings backhand slaps instead of gifts.
So who is truly the better half in today’s Who Wears It Better: Pussy Whipped Edition?
Looks like someone has been naughty this year…
When it’s 9 am, but all you can think about is what you are having for dinner.
Well technically pimps do make quite the difference. Not so much in the positive form, but a difference nonetheless. Maybe you could smack some people around and get another register open? That would help.
Quite the interesting look you’ve got there. You seem to fit the role of the Mad Hatter’s sister.
I hope someone got a picture of that monkey shitting down the front of your shirt. Then I could plug it in right there and print myself out a nice blanket to remember what a jackass you are for bringing your monkey into Walmart.
Not surprisingly, I don’t see a lot of guys hiding their “bitches” out of nervous fear of that possibility.
I see why you went commando; I don’t think there is any room for panties in those things. They’ve kinda been packed to the max already.
Y’all make jokes, but she knows Black Friday is coming and she’ll get the last laugh when she gets those floor mats for $2.50 while you jokers are paying full retail price at $4.75.
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I studied that pic of the blonde butt closely and unfortunately I do not recognize that woman. My loss.
One of a kind you were, my friend. You are missed around this place, Me Hoe!