Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.
So is their some sort of correlation of the bigger the tramp stamp, the bigger the tramp?
Really pouring on the “still available to be someone’s Valentine” vibe pretty thick lady.
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As Jack Sparrow gets older, these Pirates movies are getting more and more depressing.
I don’t wanna tell you your business, but you need to either get a truck, make friends with someone who owns a truck or hire a person with a truck. Long story short, truck.
Anybody ready to do the hokey-pokey cowgirl?
Hell you might as well shred it up on guitar, I’ve never seen anyone actually doing any work on a road crew anyway.
Ok real quick, the “slumber” part of “slumber party” refers to sleeping, not going out to Walmart shopping.
That moment when the lady in front of you in line borrows a chair from the vision center to pop a squat while her husband buys the entire junk food aisle. C’mon, we’ve all been there.
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
When you roll out of bed at noon and head straight to Walmart…
Close enough Costa Rica…
Not even subtle with your White Trash Repair huh? Red duct tape, red neck. Consistency.
Not what I was expecting when I heard some say “the fuzz” had shown up. Think I would have rather been arrested.
Yaaaa so I think you have your roles reversed there lady. Unless you’ve got that thing Robin Williams had in Jack. But I doubt it & just think you’re an idiot.
Got that new woodgrain…
This one was captured right here in Myrtle Beach where PoWM was started. Oh, the photo, not the monkey. That little shit ran off.
Fluffy dudes need lovin’ too. Ask Gabriel Iglesias.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
We went the other day (socks, okay?) and one of the check-out people was a woman sporting a full beard, like Duck Dynasty.
Let me guess – Claremont
Ya sure that it was a woman?
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You might make fun of WM but ours closed about 3 months ago and let me tell ya, it’s a bitch.
If any of the 4, 5 or 6 walmarts around here closed I probably wouldn’t even notice for two weeks or more. Same goes for Target, Shopko, K-mart, Best Buy, Kohls and about a dozen other big box retailers. The mall near the freeway already looks closed whenever I drive by but I haven’t heard that it’s closed yet.
Bet the guy in the green Ford Expedition spends a lot of time “beatin’ the bishop”.
Don’t see him getting laid much.
Right after he eats his lunch of sardines and liver.
No boobies this week?
What a let down.