OFFICIAL TBP COFFEE SHOP

This would be true, but most TBPers are too cheap to buy coffee at a shop. They brew a pot at home.

Via Lonely Libertarian

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TJF
TJF
April 12, 2017 10:04 am

One fucking large black coffee with a side of extra grumpiness for me

Annie
Annie
April 12, 2017 10:14 am

The picture is cute, but your preface is priceless!

Ed
Ed
April 12, 2017 11:20 am

” Gimme a large black and shut the fuck up” “Allright, already. Keep your fuckin pants on”.

That’s what it sounds like in there I guess.

I ain’t too cheap to buy a cup, I just like mine made with water from my own well. Fucking flouride and chlorine, y’know.

BL
BL
April 12, 2017 1:40 pm

This place is prolly the largest collection of grumpy fuckers on the planet minus ONE……..Stucky, this is getting rediculous , come on back boy.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  BL
April 12, 2017 3:50 pm

Stucky put in an appearance here last week. His new landlords probably host group sex parties and given Stuck’s enormous python, he’s quite popular and been busy I’m sure.

Stucky
Stucky
  IndenturedServant
April 13, 2017 12:21 am

I’m in the process of getting a sex change. I figured I’m halfway there in the breast department, might as well go all the way. I’ll have to take Mrs. F’s old discards to be let out a little. A lot, actually. Do you know how hard it is to find comfortable heels in size 12?
On the plus side, besides me, my libtard sister likes me now, she keeps asking why I didn’t hack off the horse dick sooner.
Mrs. F says she will have it stuffed and mounted on the wall as a memorial to many happy orgasms. That’s karma for you, the stuffer becomes the stuffee.
My new icon will be Wonder Woman.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 12, 2017 10:49 pm

Far less than 1% of [a monthly audience of 25 to 35 million unique visitors] is commenting, and the number of regular comment participants is even smaller. Only 2,600 people have posted at least one comment in each of the last three months—0.003% of the 79.8 million NPR.org users who visited the site during that period.” The ratio of commenting to reading on TechnologyReview­.com is similar to National Public Radio’s: in 2016, about 3,000 people commented on stories, out of 21,205,603 users of the site, making up just 0.014 percent of our total traffic. More anecdotally, those who did comment were more like @zdzisiekm than our larger audience: older, more monomaniacal, and grumpier.
– from the article Me and My Troll

Hagar
Hagar
  EL Coyote
April 12, 2017 10:55 pm

And your point is????

I’m with Ed, I like my well water and organic coffee…8-10 cups all day long.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Hagar
April 12, 2017 11:38 pm

Hagman, there are 3 things you can elicit from that blurb if you put your Trojan thinking cap on. A vast majority of readers do not comment. Those that do comment are a loyal bunch of grumpy old farts. The regulars are even fewer and much grumpier.

Hagar
Hagar
  EL Coyote
April 13, 2017 12:05 am

OK. But I suspect the vast majority of non-commentators just don’t. Maybe because someone else has already preempted their thoughts, or they have no position on the issue, or they are unsure, or just want to stay off the ridge line. I also suspect that a significant number of commentators do so to be heard and noticed…and hopefully get some thumbs up. I’m an old fart, but young at heart, not at all grumpy, though somewhat fed up with the mess I/we baby boomers have helped create. I try not to insult, as you have…my handle is Hagar, not Hagman.

Vic
Vic
  Hagar
April 13, 2017 3:49 am

I’m with you, Hagar.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 13, 2017 12:11 am

I tend to modify handles but no insult is intended. I liked JR Ewing, Bobby was too much of a pussy. Plus, he laid Barbara Eden.

BL
BL
  EL Coyote
April 13, 2017 12:14 am

I’m not grumpy, I just like saying STFU.

Hagar
Hagar
  EL Coyote
April 13, 2017 12:28 am

Duh, now I get it. Dallas is sooo far in the past. Scandal, Designated Survivor and Homeland are more current.

Ed
Ed
April 13, 2017 12:34 am

Well, if I knew where the coffee shop is, I might travel there just so I can go in there and holler, “Gimme a fuckin coffee and a danish and don’t give me no shit.” Then I could gripe about the coffee and the service till they throw my ass out.

Vic
Vic
April 13, 2017 3:51 am

I do morning coffee at home, and many more throughout the day. Then in the evening, when I get a chance, my mom and I hit the Waffle House for a cup, or several, with neighborhood friends. You’ll never catch me at Starbucks. Their coffee is too expensive and, to my taste, it sucks.

Airnip
Airnip
April 13, 2017 12:58 pm

Got a low post count. Been reading Burning Platform articles regularly. Since before the government was broke, to be unlikely
to fund food stamps and disability checks without a loan.

Moved out of my house in the city into a motorhome out in the rain forest. That was August. Weather was the most rain ever recorded in the month of September. Since written recording on the Chehalis river basin started.

Drinking Folger’s in my cup. Tryin to keep up.