Sally Cone Hits the Dating Scene: Kind of Weird, but Maybe….

Oh Lord, where is my Haldol? Recently I saw online a documentary on sex robots. The reporteress, a short-haired woman seething with quiet indignation,  Viewed  With Alarm the very idea. Progress is rapid on these love assistants, she said. They move. Some do, anyway. They talk, but not too much. Before long they will have skin-temperature silicone. Today we have all those deplorable men sitting home, lonely and isolated, choking their chickens and pondering suicide. Soon they will instead be rocking and rolling with Robo-Barbie.  This worried her. She said.

If this be true, the why, one wonders, do men want sexbots? Aren’t there already women all over the place at skin temperature?  Sez me, it’s because women have lived too long in a monopoly economy and so let down quality. It used to be that men had jobs and money, and women had that, so they married to let each get some of what the other  had. The woman had to be agreeable as a selling point. Now women have jobs and don’t need men, or to be pleasant. Some are nice anyway, but it’s no longer a design feature. Of course they often end up old and alone with a cat somewhere on upper Connecticut Avenue, but they don’t figure this out until too late. Anyway, they stopped being agreeable. They learned from feminists that everything wrong in their lives was the fault of men.

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It is a real problem: American women are inoculated from birth with angry misandry insisting that men are dolts, loutish, irresponsible, and only want sex. (To which a response might be, “Uh…What else have you got?”)

Of course, in some cases women, real ones, offer a lot. Even in America, women exist with intelligence, a sense of humor, maturity, and a recognition that marriage  isn’t a guarantee of uninterrupted bliss. Such women are a delight, both of them. The problem is knowing when you have one. They all talk a good show as long as things go well. When they don’t she gets a lawyer, the kids, child support, and moves to Okinawa with a colonel she met in a meat bar.  You never see your kids again.

No, this didn’t happen to me, but I see a lot of it.

Dating an American woman entails both high overhead and high risk. The costs are great in time, money, and emotional discomfort. She will grow on you, or try to. Sooner or later the dread question will arise, “Is this relationship going anywhere, or what?”

The wise answer is “Or what.” This will arouse that sleeping horror, relationship talk. Spare me, oh God, spare me, I’ll do anything. Then, unless the monastic life appeals to you–at this point it may–you will go out and do it again. It costs work, time, money and anguish. This suggests the wisdom of getting a vasectomy and a sexbot.

OK, back to sexbots. The short-aired reporteress  wondered why men could be interested in such confections instead of real women, the tone being one of elevated moralism and horror. Beneath the usual factitious objectivity one could hear, “How could...what is wrong with….?” and so on.

In the documentary, the short-haired reporteress talked to an ugly anti-sexbot crusader woman who said testily that using sexbots “objectified women.” (To me it sounded more like womanizing objects, but never mind.) These two dragons continued to  the effect that sex was about intimacy and closeness and bonding. I wondered how they knew. But understand: They weren’t worried about competition. Oh no. They wanted to preserve intimacy and bonding. They were worried about those poor miserable men.

Uh…yeah.

In modern America I see no sign that women are concerned about masculine misery, and indeed that most of them rather like the idea. Be that as it may, the reporteress went to various factories of custom women which had body parts lying about ready for assembly according to checklists from clients. Business, the makers report, is brisk. To judge by the number of rubbery honeys–they really are lovely–in mid-birth, they would seem to be truthful.

 

You could do worse.

Consider the charm of a sexbot. She will be not only beautiful, indeed perfect, but perfectly beautiful just as you want her to be. She will have an “Off” button. She will have user-selectable personalities instead of changing wildly and unpredictably as happens with human women. You can choose  sweet, furiously lustful, kinky to taste, shameless hussy, Honkytonk Angel, whatever floats your boat. She won’t do relationship talk. She will do quickies and nooners without complaint, never have a splitting headache, and never have three-day huffs that no man can figure out. Fast, easy, back into her closet, and you can get to work again.

Variety appeals. It will be unlimited. There will be streaming services. Realdoll.com offers “Extra Faces.” Feminists sneer at this as mere masturbatory fantasy. To which a guy might respond, “What you mean “mere,” Sugar Britches?” Anyway, America was built on self-reliance.

Of course what the shocked and appalled women are really concerned about is competition. They are dismayed at their coming automation. While women are more sexual that men–the better ones are, anyway, usually Democrats–men are more urgent about it. This gives women great power as they are the only sexual outlet men have, except in Scotland. Now they watch the coming sexbots with the unease of a McDonald’s worker watching the installation of an automated burger-flipper.

And the competition is more than skin-temperature silicone.  With goggles offering three-D virtual reality, a young man can do the deed with silken-skinned smokey-eyed temptresses in the opium dens of Shanghai or engage in furtive passion with the mistress of Pablo Escobar in secret palaces of Medellin. History nuts might give Messalina a toss.

The social consequences will be profound. Marriage will decline sharply. (“What? That again? We always have leftovers.”) Women will have to find something to offer that Sally Cone doesn’t. What?

True, in many foreign countries women are feminine, agreeable, realistic, often delightful, and not waiting to get in touch with their inner cobras. They appreciate a decent man who doesn’t hit them, cares about the kids, and provides a good life. They consequently behave in  way that makes him willing to come home at night. Further, Asian women don’t talk through their noses and sound like kazoos. But not every man can move to Mongolia.

Finally, it might be worth keeping in mind that a rich vein of hypocrisy underlies the prissy female  horror at men coupling with electrically-heated plastic. As many studies have shown, women watch porn too, and  buy vibrators, objectifying men, or at least part of one. (And men are sexist? I mean, Sally Cone is at least all there, and if her personality comes in a memory module, at least she has one. Or several.)

 

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NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
May 11, 2017 4:23 pm

Greetings,

Somewhat off the beaten path but this goes to show that everything is becoming a commodity – everything. Women in the West wanted it all and now they can have it all and spend it alone with their cats.

This is more Brave New World than it is 1984 so I guess it is a good thing. Who’s down for some feelies and soma? Anyone?

jimmieoakland
jimmieoakland
  NickelthroweR
May 11, 2017 4:45 pm

It happens every time. As the price of labor goes up, automation is spurred. After the average guy runs the numbers and figures how much per boink a real woman will cost him, the solution becomes pretty obvious. And the “off” switch feature will seal the deal.

Trumpter
Trumpter
  jimmieoakland
May 12, 2017 8:09 pm

There is that old joke about the perfect woman. She has 5 buttons, …. and OFF. Uh Oh, i better not say that

CCRider
CCRider
May 11, 2017 4:50 pm

Very interesting take. Want the girl of your dreams? Just fill out the spec sheet. It reminds me of a joke from the past that might now get you hung:

4′ tall, no teeth and a flat spot on her head to put your drink.

I believe I’ll take a few of those.

javelin
javelin
  CCRider
May 11, 2017 8:52 pm

my favorite is “why do women have smaller feet than men?”
So they can stand closer to the sink and stove……. pure misogynist gold right there..

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  CCRider
May 11, 2017 10:14 pm

I think that was Cheech Marin’s joke. Also, you have to be born hung, a joke won’t do it.

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
May 11, 2017 5:06 pm

“This gives women great power as they are the only sexual outlet men have, except in Scotland.”

Help me – I don’t get the “except in Scotland”

(Note: I don’t get out much)

Captain Willard
Captain Willard
  kokoda - the most deplorable
May 11, 2017 5:22 pm

I would explain it to you laddie, but I’m too baaaaaa-shful

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
  Captain Willard
May 11, 2017 5:23 pm

OK, sheep

TY

Anonymous
Anonymous
  kokoda - the most deplorable
May 11, 2017 5:30 pm

Major Hint: What 4 legged animal is Scotland known for?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  kokoda - the most deplorable
May 11, 2017 5:30 pm

Sheep for one.

Braveheart
Braveheart
  kokoda - the most deplorable
May 11, 2017 5:38 pm

Ne Meant Saudi Arabia. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

RiNS
RiNS
  kokoda - the most deplorable
May 12, 2017 10:39 am

It is the best picture, and likely the cleanest, I can find on interweb.

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Vodka
Vodka
May 11, 2017 5:23 pm

Gloria Allred is probably already working on a legal brief that would argue for giving these poor female sex-bots “personhood”, like a corporation. Someone on the 9th circuit bench will likely agree.

BamBam
BamBam
  Vodka
May 14, 2017 1:25 pm

If they have “personhood”, can they consent? If they are programmed to always consent, is it still consensual? Will they have more or less personhood than a fetus? Will bombing a sex-robot factory be the new abortion-clinic bombing?

Goodness gracious! When I first heard about cyber-punk and high-tech dystopia, I never thought that sex-positive slut-walking feminists would become the new anti-sex anti-technology religious right!

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
May 11, 2017 5:45 pm

Milo on Breitbart did something like this and the Dykesters clobbered him. Women hate it when you bring up a study by a liberal university (as if there’s some other kind) that found that women want the nice clean accountant for a husband but want a hairy macho caveman to father her babies and ravage her.
Want to know if you’re tough enough to survive the first 2 months of the coming collapse?
Next time your wife says “Honey do these jeans make me look fat?” say YES. 2 months later if you haven’t hung yourself in the attic or become a streetwalking heroin addict you are a good candidate to make it.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  Fleabaggs
May 11, 2017 9:29 pm

I did it a little differently. I said no… your ass makes your ass look fat. Still alive & well… & single. Life is good.

doug
doug
May 11, 2017 7:16 pm

Lucky for me I found a good one-naturally curly hair!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  doug
May 11, 2017 10:21 pm

dougie, A sexbot with curly pubes?

Dutchman is holding out on us, his comments are always too short and out of breath, like he just got off the sexbot.

Ed
Ed
  EL Coyote
May 13, 2017 5:11 am

Now that’s funny, El.

card802
card802
May 11, 2017 8:03 pm

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mangledman
mangledman
May 11, 2017 8:08 pm

I notice that she refers to THOSE DEPLORABLE men. Notice how that Trump stereotype comes into play. I mean seriously we have our trigger words now too. I cannot stomach the thought of a conversation about world peace, global warming, white privilege,racism, nasty confederates, or a host of liberal causes that honk off whitey righty. I wouldn’t care if she did look like Raquel Welch.
Does anyone have any idea of the impact this will have on alcohol sales. No more, one more drink, and I’ll go over and talk to her. No more TexasTwo-baggers, twelve packs, or we are the only two left?? I can see Budweiser buying up the stock now. Yes I see a conflict already. With the new sexy Suzie sensation hitting the country, for just the cost of a few nights on the town the men are staying home.

LaLa Blood
LaLa Blood
  mangledman
May 12, 2017 11:06 am

Raquel Welch? lol. mangledman, you is OLD! lol

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  LaLa Blood
May 12, 2017 1:54 pm

Your never too old for Rocky Welch.

mangledman
mangledman
May 11, 2017 8:12 pm

Grreat article Fred

Dennis Roe
Dennis Roe
May 11, 2017 8:39 pm

Fred, can Sally make a fuckin sandwich?

javelin
javelin
  Dennis Roe
May 11, 2017 8:59 pm

Neither can 95% of wives under the age of 35……..

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
May 11, 2017 8:52 pm

Hmmm, it might work the other way also. What if they create a sexbot with a 12 inch long thick schlong that can hump away for hours on end. What then? Please your women men… you may be replaced as well. Maybe human sex will be a thing of the past and the ultimate goal of global depopulation will be attainable without genocide.

javelin
javelin
  ILuvCO2
May 11, 2017 9:05 pm

They have long had these things–and women have been making jokes about “cucumberisms” for over 20 years. The difference is that the modern American woman gets no satisfaction with berating and belittling the male sex toy, there is no estate to steal from a sex toy and no monthly check coming from the sex toy to raise kids the sex toy gets to see only for 3 or 4 days a month….. nope, always be demand for men.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  ILuvCO2
May 11, 2017 10:23 pm

Japan.

fleabaggs
fleabaggs
  ILuvCO2
May 12, 2017 12:31 pm

Before batteries there were Zucchini. The Dutch women being even cheaper that the Jews or Scottish would first wear the skin off then recycle them in the salad.

Alter Boyz
Alter Boyz
May 11, 2017 9:16 pm

YouTube : MGTOW is Freedom

You’re Welcome

acetinker
acetinker
May 12, 2017 2:03 am

“This gives women great power as they are the only sexual outlet men have, except in Scotland.” I lol’d.
Thanks, Fred!

The Romulan
The Romulan
May 12, 2017 3:37 am

Damn, you guys hate wimmens.

Glad I got what must have been the last good man, many years ago. I’m keeping him ’til the good Lord takes him. He’s neither an alpha or a beta and that’s fine with me. Alphas are a pain in the butt and betas – well just the man bun makes me want to hurl.

Wouldn’t marry again though if I was ever widowed because people are too freakin’ crazy today.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  The Romulan
May 12, 2017 4:48 pm

It’s not that we hate wimmens. As INTJ’s we just hate the endless amounts of emotional based bullshit that most wimmens insist on meting out in most situations instead of focusing on the facts/reality of the situation at hand.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 12, 2017 3:52 am

How can we make these appealing and affordable for the undesirables?

Trumpter
Trumpter
  IndenturedServant
May 12, 2017 8:21 pm

Let’s start by buying 10 million and dropping them all over the middle east. Young men with no chance for jobs and no opportunity to get laid are the basis for the jihadi movements. If every guy over 14 could get laid tonight, that would be the end of radical Islam.

The Graduate
The Graduate
May 12, 2017 8:18 am

At $7k these gals are cheaper than the first year of post-divorce legal fees.
Prices will go down, specs will go up; they’ll need to have an annual Maintenance, for a fee, a ‘vacation’, to install upgrades. There’s a great future in plastics. Think about it.

Diogenes
Diogenes
May 12, 2017 10:03 am

“American women are inoculated from birth with angry misandry insisting that men are dolts, loutish, irresponsible, and only want sex. (To which a response might be, “Uh…What else have you got?”) Women truthfully need to ask themselves this question. NEWSFLASH! Men don’t marry women to just hear them piss and moan about what is lacking in their lives.

anon
anon
  Diogenes
May 12, 2017 12:35 pm

Preach Diogenes!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  anon
May 12, 2017 3:09 pm

Hey, ((anon)), I was listening to El Doggy yesterday on the way home. I didn’t record the stats but he said child support payments have increased in the last ten years, some 30% to $30B. He said 16% of moms receiving child support for their fatherless kids went from poverty to middle-class.

No shit.

I don’t mean no shit as in, “I’m not joking”. I mean no shit as in “it figures”.

Greg
Greg
May 12, 2017 10:41 am

Funny article and good points BUT….what else but a real woman could take care of you while keeping you humble by reminding you of your imperfections?
Brisk sales of these bots merely denotes how many narcissists live among us.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 12, 2017 10:57 am

It was only a matter of time.

Humans could have put all their best efforts into almost anything but their choices always wind up in the gutter.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  hardscrabble farmer
May 12, 2017 8:41 pm

Fred has more articles in the pipeline. It seems shocking but how else to treat this topic which isn’t really new in the world, Japan rolled out sexbots some time ago. Fred is at the forefront of a new revolution, let’s call it the asexual revolution.

1960’s Free love sexual revolution
1970’s Pay to play Women’s lib revolution
1980’s Aids epidemic exposes Gay revolution
1990’s safe sex men’s revolution
2000’s come back to the party women’s free love revolution
2010’s tired of paying child support men’s sexbot revolution
2020’s where did all the white people go immigrant’s revolution

Don’t blame the Jews, you did it to yourself.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
May 12, 2017 11:09 am

Women secretly teach their daughters their first word…it’s “Half “.

I’ve gotten rid of three crazy lazy ads women. I finally found one who isn’t crazy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 12, 2017 11:36 am

future local news paper headlines:

“local man electrocuted in arms of a sex robot, family seeks compensation”

“house fire blamed on life sized rubber sex doll, first responders unable to breath due to uncontrollable laughter”

“man on side walk crushed when lubricated sex doll fly’s out of 10th story window”

“Insurance companies now demand policy exclusions for owners of all sex toys that use more than 3 AAA batteries, and includes a home inspection of all closets”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Anonymous
May 12, 2017 3:03 pm

Future Cheaters Edition: Wife finds husband in bed with sexbot, sues ‘Wanda’ manufacturer for alienation of affections and $5,000 per month child-support for her 26 year-old mulatto love-child from wandering husband.

Court imposes distance between husband and sexbot. Husband distraught, suicidal.

Wife receives invitation to Oprah to discuss her pain. Teaser quote:

“Yes, I cheated on him and got pregnant but after he apologized for his failure to satisfy me like my black lover did, I dedicated my life to him on condition he give me everything I wanted, except sex. It wasn’t too much to ask, was it?”

Audience in tears.

gilberts
gilberts
May 13, 2017 1:06 am

I looked up sally cone and found this horrid woah-man!-bear-pig. Ugh. Given a choice, I’ll take the rubber girl. [imgcomment image[/img] That reminds me of Derek Zoolander. [img]https://ak-images.jackthreads.com/v1/image/1314600/size/tl-horizontal_main_2x[/img]