SUNDRESS SEASON

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Arturo
Arturo
May 12, 2017 1:47 pm

Funny, but disgusting.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
May 12, 2017 1:51 pm

Now that’s how you say Open for Business!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 12, 2017 2:34 pm

The word “sundress” reminded me of this: (@ 2:40)
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-joys-of-marriage/n11172?snl=1

The beauty of marriage is that you’re free from thoughts like, “God, I just want to run away.” Or, “I want to empty my bank account and just run off, to a small college town, under an assumed name, and live with a young girl in a cotton sundress.”

I See
I See
May 12, 2017 2:36 pm

The more I see of this sort of thing, and of Walmart people, the more I know that this world is doomed.
I can hardly blame the Elites for wanting to eliminate a few billion people. Unfortunately it’s this kind of people that they want to keep.

CCRider
CCRider
May 12, 2017 2:42 pm

Have mercy for Christ sake.

Card802
Card802
May 12, 2017 2:42 pm

HaHaHaHaHa! Shit…………good one.

I knew, I knew, I just knew I should avoid this post, but no…….I had to look.

I came, I saw, I’m speechless.

A regular...
A regular...
May 12, 2017 2:48 pm

That’s not a sundress, it’s a moondress.

javelin
javelin
  A regular...
May 12, 2017 5:21 pm

Winner !

RiNS
RiNS
  javelin
May 13, 2017 7:49 pm

Yup! Good one.

Mike Murray
Mike Murray
May 12, 2017 3:18 pm

I can see almost everything but the shit.

(THANK GOD FOR THAT SMALL FAVOR!)

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mike Murray
May 13, 2017 8:26 pm

Murray, a line from the Mexican comic, La Familia Burron: a girl fell as she got off the bus and a lout on the bus laughed – “You could see all the way to her conscience!”

fleabaggs
fleabaggs
May 12, 2017 3:19 pm

How do you guys keep getting these pictures of my ole lady? Is she cheatin?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  fleabaggs
May 12, 2017 5:39 pm

Flea, By the time you ask yourself that question, it’s a fack, Jack.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  EL Coyote
May 12, 2017 6:47 pm

El c
You been nailin her too? She was with a fag the other day on here but I could deal with that. She said she was just helping him get past his “little man” syndrome. But you? If you tell me Llpoh was tappin her too I’m jumping.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Fleabaggs
May 12, 2017 7:51 pm

We are old guys here, way past the tapping anything age. At this point, dirty talk is more of a pep talk for an unresponsive member.

Now it makes sense that my buddy said his mom-in-law had a mechanical toy which simulated grampa porking granny. Yeppers, it’s not dirty talk, it’s nostalgia.

Sorry to hear your Lucille is out turning tricks. Too bad you had to find out this way, online, in a public forum.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  EL Coyote
May 12, 2017 8:08 pm

I guess it’s back to cruising wallmart.

WIP
WIP
  Administrator
May 12, 2017 3:30 pm

Can I get something with an ass smaller than the size of Texas?

Persnickety
Persnickety
  WIP
May 12, 2017 10:07 pm

She does have an ass smaller than Texas, WIP. You need to get out more, or something. Here, here’s proof:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  Administrator
May 12, 2017 3:32 pm

Mama Mia!

javelin
javelin
  Administrator
May 12, 2017 5:25 pm

https://www.cosmeticvacations.com/body_contouring/buttock-fat-injections-butt-injections

The women that you see with this look are actually getting plastic surgery to look like this–it is unreal.
I think it is a rap or hip-hop thing where black men find ginormous butts to be attractive and the rap videos are full of these god-awful hamhocks gyrating for the cameras.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Administrator
May 12, 2017 5:45 pm

That chick isn’t white. This is a disgusting attempt at promoting miscegenation.
She’s probably high maintenance too.
Yohimbo, anon and a few other queers will be appalled.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Administrator
May 12, 2017 6:19 pm

Admin beat me to it…was gonna complain that it would be the 2nd time this week I had to counter an ugly woman picture. Oh well, here they are anyway:

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rise Up
May 12, 2017 6:26 pm

Admin has you beat by a 2:1 hip/waist ratio.
Plus, the 1:1 boob size to face ratio.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  EL Coyote
May 12, 2017 10:48 pm

Plus the chick Admin put up isn’t a blonde.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Rise Up
May 12, 2017 6:49 pm

The one up top is plastic. I just ordered her at amazon. 39.99 without the heater.

rhs jr
rhs jr
May 12, 2017 3:33 pm

How much? (the Rebel Grey, not the pee-green)

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 12, 2017 5:06 pm

This and the numerous pants shitters from the PoWM is the reason you want to avoid public seating of all types.

nkit
nkit
May 12, 2017 6:38 pm

da da da da duh…you’re lovin’ it…

Ed
Ed
May 12, 2017 10:08 pm

Admit it: y’all actually think the ol’ fat gal is kinda hot.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  Ed
May 12, 2017 10:51 pm

um, no. But I do appreciate the juxtaposition of “‘ol fat gal” and ‘y’all.” I love the south, but I’m pretty certain that Jeff Davis wouldn’t recognize it today.

Ed
Ed
  Zarathustra
May 13, 2017 4:04 am

I agree. Even now, though, when you meet someone down here with the surname Davis, it’s a safe bet that his first name is Jeff. A guy whose nameplate on the desk reads ‘Mr. Davis’ will usually either answer to Jeff or tell you “no, that’s my brother”.

SSS
SSS
May 13, 2017 3:05 pm

Another pic to try and wipe out “the seen cannot be unseen” photo. And yes, this lady is also wearing a sundress.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 13, 2017 3:15 pm

SSS, that pic is offensive on so many levels. It has now been seared into my brain and can’t be unseen. This Valentine’s day, I shall be looking in Victoria’s Secret for the sexy mulatta’s gift, a pair of see-through panties.

Apropos of which, the sexy mulatta says she and her sisters went to a restaurant in LA, there was a wedding reception going on. She says J-Lo popularized the see-through look and all the bridesmaids had on dresses that you could see their panties.

It seems young women are fighting back with a vengeance against the tide of queers taking all the good men. I thoroughly support their campaign.

America, fuck yeah!

fleabaggs
fleabaggs
  EL Coyote
May 13, 2017 3:23 pm

I love J-low for courage in being the first woman in show biz in a long time to have a beautiful butt and hips. Till then the trend was anorexiaville.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  fleabaggs
May 13, 2017 3:50 pm

She stole the look from Selena. She took Selena’s plans to expand into fashion and made a fortune.

Selena tragically illustrated Dr. Pangloss’ observation that the pioneers get an arrow in the back and the settlers move in. We have seen many imitators since Selena’s time.

BTW, the sexy mulatta wanted to see J-Lo’s Vegas show. I ended up sitting behind a massive woman. I’m short, I didn’t want the sexy mulatta to miss the show, I sulked with my head in my hand the whole time. The sexy mulatta asked if I saw J-Lo, I said, I saw a big ass down there.

The best part of the show was when we left and we got herded into a crowded lobby; the most beautiful white chicks and Latinas in tight evening dresses, I fell in love several times in the space of ten minutes.

SSS
SSS
May 13, 2017 7:40 pm

El Coyote

Selena is the Latina equivalent of Patsy Cline. We lost her WAY too early, and she was knock-dead gorgeous, very talented and generous. Here.

Selena – I Could Fall In Love – YouTube

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 13, 2017 8:42 pm

I had clipped a promo article in the LA Times. I had never heard of Selena and I sent it to my brother who happened to live in Corpus. He was not amused. He asked me if I liked her. I don’t know her, I said. He said she had this big ass you could set a beer on. She never made it to that concert in LA.
Afterward, my brother remarked how much he’d loved her. Surre.

If Madonna started the big tit trend, Selena by way of J-Lo started the big booty fashion. Kim Kardashian capitalized on it.

OK, I have no more excuses, that helo pic was inspiring, thanks!