THE QUEEN OF EXCUSES

Via Ben Garrison

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rhs jr
rhs jr
June 3, 2017 9:20 am

Her throne is her commode and Blow Job Bill is her Joker.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
June 3, 2017 12:06 pm

The one excuse see didn’t use is that she was blinded because her head was so far up her ass.

Rojam
Rojam
June 3, 2017 5:56 pm

Wasn’t that the title of a Bobby Darin song? “The Queen of Excuses?” Didn’t it go something like this:

Well, you can whine about James Comey and Obama too
You can blame the Russian spying, losers… always do.

When it comes to taking blame this chick always refuses
I know a gal they call “the queen of excuses.”

Maggie O'Bigguns
Maggie O'Bigguns
June 3, 2017 6:12 pm

Men don’t make passes at girls with Buick-size asses.
She’s trying to avoid blaming herself.

Maggie
Maggie
  Maggie O'Bigguns
June 3, 2017 6:40 pm

Buick-size asses. Even I laughed. Now, STOP.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Maggie
June 4, 2017 2:45 pm

Sorry Maggie, Harpy is a Buick sized asshole and her butt has the size and stink of an village outhouse. Plus, Harpy has so many bodies to hide, told so many lies, has so many Demons to serve, there is no rest for her truly Evil Huge Ass. PS: that NSA SOB screwed with this post every other letter!