This looks like a prank grocery list a freshman on the high school football team has to go in and buy.
Ah yes, I’ve seen you’ve purchased our “Everybody look at me and see how much I don’t need you to look at me for attention” premium kit.
Barber Painter: What you want?
Him: You know Elvis?
Barber Painter: Say no more.
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Just because you think it’s normal to dress up doesn’t mean your little foo foo dog needs clothing too. It’s a dog. Technically.
Hi there. Thanks for the boobie selfie. Looks good. Areola is a tad big but I appreciate you pointing out the direct middle with that piercing. That helped me find the bullseye.
Ugggghhhh, I’m just pissed I didn’t get to see them try to drive that tractor up the back of the car like 5 times ’cause you know that’s how they got it up there.
It’s like a scary MC Escher piece.
Aw look, he’s all snuggled up in a blanket taking a nap. Right mom? He’s taking his nap cause he is so tired.
The whale tail in its migration period heading towards its food source.
Bitches Rebel Glag you? So they hate you because you’re different or they heritage you because you’re different. I don’t follow.
You say he looks ridiculous. I say, technically he’s cool until Labor Day.
Happy Memorial Day everyone. Get your damn America on and don’t forget what this day is actually about. Remember those who’ve fallen and say a thank you to the men and women who continue to fight.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Escher’s ghost rolls over in his grave…
Escher’s ghost rolls over and up, over to the next grave and back to the original.