CRAZY BITCH HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE & BLAMES TRUMP FOR ENDING HER PATHETIC CAREER

I would still go to see her on stage.

Might bring a few severed bloody heads to throw at her

I thought the narrative is that there is no difference between men and women these days. I guess when it’s time to whine, you can pull out the girl card. Hypocritical BS being spread per norm.

Did anyone ask how this might make ISIS feel?

RAQQA, Syria — The self-proclaimed Islamic State has issued a statement condemning self-proclaimed comedian Kathy Griffin, accusing her of “cultural appropriation” after she posed for a photograph with a mock severed head of President Donald Trump.

The group, which has been protective of its brand ever since taking over vast swaths of Iraq and Syria and establishing itself as the premier beheading agency in the Middle East, said it was deeply disturbed by Griffin’s “ignorant and offensive” use of a “sacred Islamic State tradition.”

“This is just another example of a privileged white woman culturally appropriating the proud custom of a marginalized people. Beheadings are our thing, not your thing,” said the statement, which was released on Telegram.

Reports indicate that ISIS was at least somewhat relieved to see the swift and overwhelming backlash against Griffin on social media.

“Of course, the West’s social justice ‘warriors’ have always been our ally, and once again, they did not disappoint. We’re thankful that our fatwa friends immediately identified her offensive appropriation of one of our most cherished rituals,” said Aahil al-Raqqa, an executioner for the group.

According to sources close to the matter, it wasn’t simply Griffin’s portrayal of a beheading that was offensive, but also her lack of attention to detail to such a definitive aspect of ISIS culture.

“The face was so bloodied you could hardly see it,” al-Raqqa said. “Who does that?” he asked, adding that the point of displaying heads is so the media could identify the beheaded.

“She might as well have held up some plastic model head with a toupee and a lot of ketchup. This is even worse than when the Oberlin cafeteria served that pathetic excuse for Ban Mhi, or when those two American chicks in Portland stole burrito recipes from some poor abuelas down in Rosarito.”

Following CNN’s announcement that Griffin would no longer co-host that network’s signature New Year’s Eve celebration from Times Square, ISIS called on Griffin to further atone for her offense.

“Griffin may have been fired by CNN for stealing our culture, but she can still redeem herself,” the group said in a statement. “We demand she show up to Times Square on December 31st and throw that gay, Anderson Cooper, from the top of the tallest building. If she wants to be like us, then prove it.”

At press time, ISIS was reportedly also calling for a boycott of Squatty Potty, the first company to sever ties with Griffin over her stunt.

“Squatting to shit is also another proud ISIS cultural tradition, and we’re sick and tired of the west stealing our stuff.”

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Hey gang can we get the jump on Scott Adams and wish him a giant FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR MOVIE?

This poison twat pisses off the president of the u s then comes blubbering snot bubbles on camera whining about being bullied? He fought back you asshole! Don’t throw the 1st nuggie then bitch when a MOAB comes back at you.

Damn fine waste of cunt.

Too bad, the whole situation exposes the great divide in our Republic. Vitriol is now being unleashed daily, nothing good will come out of this. The left wants a war and the left will get a war!

I saw the headline about “Crazy Bitch Blames Trump …” and thought it must be about Hillary’s comments at the book festival the other day where she called Trump’s supporters a bunch of genocidal terrorists.
There seems to be a lot of crazy bitches on the left.

I certify her bat shit crazy.

((Kathy Griffin)) has been doing her part as “the useful goy” for ((them)) for years.

I hope THE FULL FORCE of our POLICE STATE and JUSTICE SYSTEM shuts her up once and for all.

She has been nothing but a vile degenerate for many years.

Kathy’s attorney Lisa Bloom, is the daughter of Gloria Allred, Attorney for Women who make bad decisions to f*** with the wrong men.
Kathy needn’t worry, Gloria and her daughter only take on clients they can get a book deal or made for TV movie.
Kathy honey, if this message ever gets to you know that I too have not only been bullied by “White” men, but men of all races. But I didn’t get no stinkin’ book deal. Just a slap on the head from my Mama for being so stupid.

This entire shift in culture is coming down to one simple reality.

The Truth.

They don’t offer any of it in anything that they say or do. Her entire presser is loaded from front to back with contradictions, which are the places where truth and fiction collide.

Let’s look-

Kathy Griffin has had a career in the comedy industry that has lasted over 20 years. She has been on TV, appeared in film, written books, had award winning recordings, played venues like Carnegie Hall and Times Square on New Years Eve. And all of this with an act that is near the bottom of what any any reasonable comic would consider to be “funny”. One of the worst parts of being a comic is that you become jaded. Once you’ve figured out the tricks of audience manipulation, joke construction and physical delivery little remains that will make you laugh. The ones who can make comics laugh are known to be playing to the back of the room- comic’s comics. Kathy Griffin has a reputation in the industry as being one of the least funny, most difficult and erratic people to deal with. She isn’t nice to people, she’s got an ego that is far larger than her talent warrants, she’s been handed prime spots simply because she’s a female and she’s built a huge army of comics, club owners and staff that simply revile her for these reasons. And yet she claims that “white men” have held her back? Hey Kathy, aren’t you signed with William Morris? He’s an old white guy and so is your agent, Ari Emmanuel and his partner Patrick Whitesell. What’s the problem, no female agents of color in Hollywood? Hypocrite.

You don’t see one thing in this entire episode and no seems to notice- have you seen anyone in the comedy world come forward to tell people what a genuine and decent soul she is? How naturally funny and kind, how good she’s been to others or how often she has been there for other performers, how she brought down the house with unbelievably funny and original material, always worked her ass off to get where she is?

No, it’s been as silent as deep space.

You cannot accept the awards, the appearances and the celebrity she’s had handed to her with an at best mediocre talent and then simultaneously claim you’ve been held down by the same people who unfairly given you everything that your talent couldn’t possibly have afforded. The words do not match the reality and that’s why the entire presser comes off phoney baloney.

The tears? You just went after someone personally and that person responded so you hire a lawyer and cry about it? That’s the funniest thing she’s ever done- because it’s true! How much hubris, how little awareness of the way events transpired does one have to have to make that play?

Comedy is not art. Sorry, done both and the two are not the same. Comedy is closer to politics than it is to art- you might have some creative moments in the construction of a bit that requires an understanding of language and performance, but that’s not the same thing. Trying to claim artistic license is a joke, I’ll give her that much, but in every venue any comic has ever played there are rules about what you can and can’t say, what topics you may or may not bring up and her attorney is simply lying through her teeth about “artistic freedom” and all the rest of her nonsensical BS trying to turn what was clearly an offensive, inappropriate political statement into some cleverly constructed comedic gem. In comedy terms that bit bombed and her smart move- had she any comedic chops at all- would have been to quickly misdirect and go on to a solid bit that she could close with, but then she’s not a good comic, she’s and affirmative action hire tagging along at the fringe of the real industry. If you had any idea how many far funnier male comics have been pushed aside for her hatchet face you’d be shocked. That isn’t to say that there aren’t some funny females in the business, there are, but she isn’t one of them. Wendy Liebman, T Marni Vos, Maria Bamford, Beth Donahue- each of those is fifty times funnier at a hell gig than the Kathy Griffin has ever been on her best night, but for some reason (LGBT) she’s gotten ahead of all of them.

Her career will be just fine after this blows over and it will likely be a career boost that she needs if she’s going to keep a face like that in public view. The rabid SJW’s will rally behind her and she’ll develop yet another corps of followers.

What should be the takeaway here is that you can make these people feel the pain the way they have done it to those with opposing viewpoints. They are just as vulnerable to boycott and denunciations as the conservative comic/actor/celebrity and they can be made to feel just as uncomfortable as they have long claimed to feel when they hear things that trigger them. Turnabout is fair play.

People have been fed a steady diet of BS for so long about so many things that when a whiff of truth escapes they jump on it like a a starving man goes for a piece of bread.

The entire episode is one of artifice, banality, mediocrity and false premises masquerading as art and entertainment. Her presser was a bigger mistake than the original joke bomb and people may not get it intellectually, but on a visceral level they get it.

Kathy, Don’t worry! FED EX here in Woodbridge NJ is always hiring package handlers.$14.50 to start loading or unloading 53 foot trailers. After a 1,000 hours your’e eligible for full benefits and a vacation. That $14.50 rate is premium for the midnight shift.

What’s best of all, you being a tolerant liberal most of the workforce is Hispanic and Black, so i’m sure you will feel comfortable. The only problem i see for you is most of the Hispanic women don’t like “white beeches” as the say.

Stay strong Kathy, the best is yet to come.
Igor