Congresswoman Demonstrates ‘Worst Parking Job Ever’

Abandon all hope, ye who happen to park anywhere near geometrically challenged-motorist Eleanor Holmes Norton.

An HOH tipster watched in horror Wednesday as the 77-year-old D.C. delegate awkwardly forced her way into a wide-open spot in the carefully controlled corridor of New Jersey Avenue Northeast sandwiched between the Longworth and Cannon House Office buildings.

“If she parks like that she should not be a member of Congress anymore,” one mystified observer — who wisely recorded more than a minute of the automotive travesty — suggests after witnessing Norton reportedly rub the correctly positioned, red sports utility vehicle to her immediate left with her improperly angled, silver sedan.

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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 16, 2017 8:19 pm

Don’t know much about her. I have to give her respect in this instance for not giving a fuck.

Gator
Gator
  Zarathustra
June 16, 2017 9:15 pm

I dunno, I have no respect for someone who trashes someone elses vehicles like that and then just walks away. Hope whoever owns it calls the cops and gets her sorry ass arrested for leaving the scene of an accident.

This would have made a great addition to yesterday’s Fred Reed post.

Air Cooled Mike
Air Cooled Mike
  Zarathustra
June 17, 2017 2:01 pm

Next time I hope she hits your car and “doesn’t give a fuck”.

Wip
Wip
June 16, 2017 8:20 pm

Is this one of the low IQ gutter trash from the ghetto we’ve been told exist among us?

Air Cooled Mike
Air Cooled Mike
  Wip
June 17, 2017 2:07 pm

She is the poster child for the problem with the Federal govt. Paid a shitload of money to do NOTHING. She is, as my grandfather used to say, ” as useless as tits on a boar hog.”

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
June 16, 2017 8:56 pm

She is 80; born in 1937.
A Democrat (of course)
Black (of course)

I want to see her and Maxine Waters in a Parking Contest.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 16, 2017 9:39 pm

I would like to see a comprehensive Dementia test given to ALL members of Congress. I have NO DOUBT that a sizable number would be diagnosed with some form of dementia, and many in well-advanced stages. And this not hyperbole – I seriously mean it and seriously think there are significant mental disorders among the members of congress, not just dementia. The Supreme Court would be even more fun to test

Gator
Gator
  MrLiberty
June 16, 2017 11:00 pm

How about we extend that to the supreme court as well? I’d like to see how the walking corpse of ruth bader ginsburg would perform the hypothetical battery of tests you have in mind.

Ed
Ed
  MrLiberty
June 16, 2017 11:05 pm

Mr. L, It’s also likely that there is a serious mental disorder that makes these people want to run for office, and then want to stay in office once they’re installed. Add that to the dementia and they are all about as fucked up as a football bat over there.

I shit you not.

Air Cooled Mike
Air Cooled Mike
  Ed
June 17, 2017 2:03 pm

Their mental disorder is corruption and greed.

Anonamus
Anonamus
  MrLiberty
June 17, 2017 12:38 pm

No need for a dementia test, Washington is really run on Drugs & Alcohol.

BB
BB
June 16, 2017 9:54 pm

Mr Z , every now and then you need a good kick in the nuts.Would bring some much needed clarity to your mind.

Ed
Ed
  BB
June 16, 2017 11:06 pm

Bb, Zara is plumb ate up with the clarity of mind. Your ESP should have told you that much already.

Ed
Ed
June 16, 2017 10:54 pm

I shudder to imagine what kind of shit she did on the way to that parking spot. Just think of the carnage she inflicted on the public on the way to work every day that week. The horror.

General
General
June 16, 2017 10:58 pm

Politicians are just middle management. The media and schools just hide that fact.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
June 16, 2017 11:14 pm

Obviously the 77 year old women has sadly hit more than a car next to her . Sadly she has hit the wall where she can no longer be allowed to travel any where unchaparoned . Anyone that can just walk away like nothing happened should not be voting for what to have for lunch let alone congress voting on anything that effects our country and the American people

musket
musket
June 17, 2017 6:32 am

Professional imbecile who thinks that this is just fine. Democrat women seem to be inured to the moronic stupidity of their actions.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
June 17, 2017 10:29 am

Stupid pet tricks just like the black congressman wondering if Guam would tip over and capsize with to many people on it . Our illustrious black caucus in congress at work !

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
June 17, 2017 3:04 pm

Sucking off banksters is the skill you need to be in congress. Parking a car? Not so much.