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The four-meter-long crocodile was reportedly spotted at Broome’s Cable Beach, a popular tourist destination. Correction, formerly popular tourist destination.

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From the Des Moines Register:

The man accused of throwing a McChicken sandwich at his wife reportedly broke the woman’s nose during the incident, police said Thursday.

Sgt. Jason Halifax, a spokesman for the Des Moines Police department, confirmed that Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, did more damage than police initially thought after smashing a sandwich bun into his wife’s face Tuesday afternoon. Halifax said charges against Hill will likely be amended to simple domestic assault causing bodily injury.

“It doesn’t matter what instrument is used to commit the assault … ,” Halifax said. “Domestic abuse is a huge problem. The greater issue is this guy is getting angry over a sandwich.”

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AC
AC
June 16, 2017 4:21 pm

Another one:

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We meant jobs for actual Americans, not for Obama’s pet illegals.

Trump will allow Dreamers to stay in U.S., betraying campaign promise:
http://buffalonews.com/2017/06/16/trump-will-allow-dreamers-stay-u-s-reversing-campaign-promise/

I guess Trump’s claim that he values loyalty only runs one way. Disappointing, if not surprising.

Next Friday, I’m guessing he’ll let us know there will not be a wall.

There is probably money to be made betting against the Republicans in the 2018 midterm election.

parsonanonemouse
parsonanonemouse
  AC
June 16, 2017 5:38 pm

Ya think?

BL
BL
  AC
June 16, 2017 8:12 pm

Look out AC……They will start telling you that you don’t live in reality. 🙂

Friday Fail was most enjoyable today…..laughed out loud (for reals). Thanks!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 16, 2017 6:50 pm

“That Man Who Robbed A Bank To Get Away From His Wife Was Only Given House Arrest”

I predict the poor bastard will be up on murder charges before his house arrest is over.

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1278697-man-robbed-bank-get-away-wife-given-house-arrest#0IlwoG9Th4xQQtzX.99

BL
BL
  IndenturedServant
June 16, 2017 8:34 pm

I/S – That is exactly what I thought when I read that story earlier today, best laid plans and all. 🙂

Vic
Vic
June 16, 2017 11:20 pm

I love the dog in a diaper. Funny as can be.