Most Grandmothers are sitting at home knitting while others like “Freak Bitch” here are not as content with that lifestyle.
Sick tutu. I kinda want to go see her performance because it looks like she plays both the black and white swan.
Ahhh yes, the “Midwest Fuckfest”, classic. I’m assuming you all just drive your tractors to the state fair and watch farm animals have sex. That sound about right?
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When you’re that skinny I assume it was a minor wind gust that came by and ripped her to shreds.
There’s a lot to be said about being comfortable and judging by the lack of tan lines, this dude let’s it all hang out often.
Why even bother holding them up? Those things are short enough that you’ve got plenty of room to spare falling down.
I’d talk crap, but let’s face it, basically anywhere you camp it’s the same shit so might as well make it as convenient as possible.
I’m with ya fellow millennials, I can’t figure out why businesses aren’t handing out six- figure upper management positions to us.
That’s either one hell of a beer belly or you should definitely not be “drunk as shit”. Although I’m hoping you give birth to a pony keg right here in the store.
Close but no shitgar?
Well, I mean, I guess so. He loves everybody right? So I suppose by technical definition yes he loves the axe wielding, Faygo drinking lovers of the Insane Clown Posse.
Shoutout to Spanx for being this generation’s push-up bras a/k/a one giant lie.
Can’t he use any of his magical Genie powers on himself?
This isn’t quite a total eclipse, but you’ll keep watching it anyway.
Just a man, his dog, his hog and the open road.
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