I have yet to have a vegan explain to me the dynamics of turning bean curd into turkey slices and hot dogs.
What’s that all about?
“I would never become a cannibal, but I loves me some long pork.”
They are nothing if not amusing. And wan.
Which reminds me of a joke-
So a buddhist orders a hot dog and the vendor asks “How would you like that?”
Buddhist replies, “Make me one with everything.”
Vendor smirks, says, “That’ll be $5.”
Buddhist pays the hot dog vendor with a 20$ bill. The vendor takes the money, and then nothing. The buddhist finally asks the vendor, “What about change?”
The vendor replies.”Change must come from within.”
An interview with my favorite ( Asian) doctor……………..
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain…good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you??
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Q: Doctor, should I give up meat and become a vegan?
A: Idiot, what you think cows eat–grass and grains. Pigs eat discarded vegetables and fruits. Chickens love corn and scratch of seeds and grains. So when you eat Beef, Pork or Poultry you are eating concentrated vegetables and grains. Meat is much healthier than vegetables.
Iska Waran
September 6, 2017 4:45 pm
A few months ago, some A-hole in Florida went apeshit protesting a family fishing in a lake, yelling about how fish feel pain. What the fuck does he think a largemouth eats? Tofu?
YourAverageJoe
September 6, 2017 5:11 pm
Lived in Houston 53 years and only know of one vegan dude.
I don’t have much to do with him because he’s a flaming libtard as well, which sort of colors my outlook on all vegans.
I do not seek them out in other words…
Iska Waran
September 6, 2017 5:58 pm
If someone says they’re vegan, I say, “Oh. Hitler was a vegan.”
Vodka
September 6, 2017 6:05 pm
My mom came from a large family, so I make at least a couple of trips to nursing homes every month to visit aunts and uncles now in their late 80’s and 90’s. Every time I leave I think: “I don’t want to live long enough to end up here”. Hopefully all the red meat and extra sour cream on the side dish of potatoes will prevent it.
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September 6, 2017 7:23 pm
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TampaRed
September 6, 2017 9:21 pm
Most vegetarians I’ve known say it is cruel to kill animals to eat,thus they are veggies.
Baxter Black says differently.
Looks like this store has a great selection of products for the non-meat-eater. Good for them for catering to their customer base. THAT is what a good business does.
Life without meat is no life at all…
I have yet to have a vegan explain to me the dynamics of turning bean curd into turkey slices and hot dogs.
What’s that all about?
“I would never become a cannibal, but I loves me some long pork.”
They are nothing if not amusing. And wan.
Which reminds me of a joke-
So a buddhist orders a hot dog and the vendor asks “How would you like that?”
Buddhist replies, “Make me one with everything.”
Vendor smirks, says, “That’ll be $5.”
Buddhist pays the hot dog vendor with a 20$ bill. The vendor takes the money, and then nothing. The buddhist finally asks the vendor, “What about change?”
The vendor replies.”Change must come from within.”
I have seen the Tofurkey plant in Hood River Oregon but I havent toured it. Nor have I eaten their product. It seems to be fairly popular though.
The secret?
You feed the stuff to turkeys, cows and hogs.
Then proceed accordingly from there.
I really don’t get it. If you don’t want to eat meat, why do you want to go to all kinds a chancery to make tofu tasted like meat?
This is a Vegan Butcher in Minneapolis (no shit):
https://www.theherbivorousbutcher.com/pages/products
An interview with my favorite ( Asian) doctor……………..
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain…good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you??
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Q: Doctor, should I give up meat and become a vegan?
A: Idiot, what you think cows eat–grass and grains. Pigs eat discarded vegetables and fruits. Chickens love corn and scratch of seeds and grains. So when you eat Beef, Pork or Poultry you are eating concentrated vegetables and grains. Meat is much healthier than vegetables.
A few months ago, some A-hole in Florida went apeshit protesting a family fishing in a lake, yelling about how fish feel pain. What the fuck does he think a largemouth eats? Tofu?
Lived in Houston 53 years and only know of one vegan dude.
I don’t have much to do with him because he’s a flaming libtard as well, which sort of colors my outlook on all vegans.
I do not seek them out in other words…
If someone says they’re vegan, I say, “Oh. Hitler was a vegan.”
My mom came from a large family, so I make at least a couple of trips to nursing homes every month to visit aunts and uncles now in their late 80’s and 90’s. Every time I leave I think: “I don’t want to live long enough to end up here”. Hopefully all the red meat and extra sour cream on the side dish of potatoes will prevent it.
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Most vegetarians I’ve known say it is cruel to kill animals to eat,thus they are veggies.
Baxter Black says differently.
http://www.wideopencountry.com/cowboy-poet-recites-hilarious-vegetarians-nightmare-classic-clip/
Thanks, Tampa.
That was great. Posting it on my blog!
Hope things are still ok down there.
Stay dry my friend.
Looks like this store has a great selection of products for the non-meat-eater. Good for them for catering to their customer base. THAT is what a good business does.