Rich parents can’t be bothered to make school lunch, have $4 cold-pressed juice delivered to kids

Guest Post by Catey Hill

Making lunch is eating at parents.

Multiple surveys show that parents are losing it over making school lunches. Indeed, the most recent survey on the topic showed that a shocking 85% say that prepping and packing lunch stresses them out — and that dealing with lunch was the most stressful part of the back-to-school season.

Some of this may be driven by allergies. The number of children with peanut allergies has tripled since 1997 and plenty of other allergies like soy and gluten are also rising in children. That can make parents of allergy sufferers stress over lunch, as well as other parents who worry about packing their kids something the child with allergies might get sick from.

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But it’s likely that time and the fear of being judged are even bigger factors. Indeed, one in three parents told Gallup that they did not have enough time yesterday to get all the things they needed to get finish done. And parents clearly worry about getting judged for the lunches they pack. One mom blogger posted a photo of a seemingly healthy lunch she packed her kids — a sandwich, fruit and veggies — and got a nasty comment telling her “I hope those berries and veggies are organic, otherwise you are serving your kid a pesticide-filled meal”. And pity the parent who packs whole grapes or cherries, or a non-cut up hot dog, in a toddler’s lunch bag.

So time-crunched, judgement-avoidant parents are throwing money at the problem, literally. Yumble — which offers vegetarian, gluten- and dairy-free options — delivers school lunches to your doorstep in many East Coast cities for about $7-$8 per meal. Options include turkey kale balls, quinoa pizza cups and pulled beef sliders.

Another East Coast option is Smart Lunches, which delivers $4-$8 lunches to schools and daycares. CEO David Morris tells Moneyish that his program allows parents to “customize a lunch for their child that will meet their nutritional, allergy, and dietary needs (e.g., vegetarian, gluten free, egg or soy allergies, etc.),” adding that there’s always a big demand for things like baked chicken nuggets and organic pasta marinara. New menu items include nut-free pad thai and cauliflower tikka masala.

Over on the west coast, Organic Kids LA will deliver certified organic items like herb butter salmon or or a Cali Goddess salad to your child’s school for between $6-$8 per meal. For another $4, you can get them a cold-pressed juice, $2.50 for a smoothie or $1.25 for a water.

Even those who can’t afford such extravagant sums are still forking over money for more convenient, balanced lunches. One big example: Lunchables, the prepackaged lunches that typically come with an entree, side and sometimes are drink and were popular in the ‘90s are making huge comeback, says Dewey Warner, a research analyst at Euromonitor. The company saw sales
growth jump 14% in 2015 and is “still experiencing positive growth and expanding as millennials (many of them on-the-go parents) help to fuel the brand’s recent comeback,” he adds.

And the company just launched organic Lunchables in August, which, he adds, “seems poised to help continue this growth trend as consumers increasingly seek to purchase products with organic, natural qualities that they view as being more beneficial to their health.” They now offer two organic options — a cheese pizza and a pepperoni pizza made with USDA certified organic ingredients with no artificial preservatives, flavors or colors.

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 15, 2017 9:02 am

There’s another business opportunity for someone. A service that makes high quality, delicious and nutritious box lunches delivered directly to the school five days a week.

Stucky
Stucky
September 15, 2017 9:41 am

Four bucks for what … 8 ounces of juice? Hahaha!

For four bucks I can buy a lot of fruit. For juicing the dollar sale items … the very very ripe fruit … works fantastic. Four bucks and I can make two gallons of juice!!

Those eight buck turkey-kale balls … can be made for about a buck.

But, parents are too busy. Because there are soooo many more goddamned important things than meeting one of the most important needs for their children …. HEALTHY FOOD!!!!

I fucking hate people.

I can’t believe the number of grade school kids with beer bellies. It is easily 50% or more in my area. That includes the girls. Yea, why bother rearranging my busy schedule to give my children proper nutrition? Dat be da guberments job!

I fucking hate people.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Stucky
September 15, 2017 10:55 am

I needed a replacement plug for a 100 gallon water trough. It’s a RubberMaid container so the threading is unique- it wasn’t something I could just pick up in the plumbing section of the building supply company. It is one piece, made of black nylon and weighs about five ounces, four inches by three inches. Plus the time it took to drive to the place and back (luckily I combined trips so it wasn’t for naught.)

$30.

If the part costs a buck to make I’d be shocked.

The inflation rate is astronomical. No one other than the people around here even seem to notice it.

When I said something to the guy at the counter about the price he shrugged and said “It’s Rubber Maid” as if he were saying “It’s a Rolex.” I held up the broken plug (split along it’s entire length from nothing in particular, it isn’t a moving part) and said “So is this.”

So I just fabricated a permanent seal out for scrap material for free.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Stucky
September 15, 2017 10:58 am

Oh, and we’re pressing cider this weekend, as much as we can make in a day, total cost- our time together picking apples, washing them, pressing and bottling, or zero cents.

Price at the store for a half gallon was $7.50.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  hardscrabble farmer
September 15, 2017 5:00 pm

Out of curiosity, what kind of press are you using and how to do grind up the apples?

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Stucky
September 15, 2017 11:23 am

Turkey balls? Your going to have to have a lot of Turkeys. Is there going to be a trans turkey epidemic?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 15, 2017 10:23 am

When I was a kid at Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility kids wanted to bring a bag lunch because “hot lunch” (35 cents) was generally bad. The exception was grilled cheese (mmm, fat!). If your family was poor, you might get some free lunch tokens, but that was from the parish, not the government. Kids whose moms loved them would get a handful of potato chips in a sandwich bag. Delicious apples (now there’s a fucken oxymoron) were ubiquitous and great for throwing at cars. For a brief period my mom sent salami sandwiches made out of horsemeat – because it was cheaper and she thought she could pawn it off on us. Kids don’t get fat when they’re offered horsemeat. I threw that shit right away. This ain’t France, ma.

ClevelandRocks
ClevelandRocks
September 15, 2017 10:37 am

Mom made a week’s worth of sandwiches Sunday night and froze them. PB &J, salami, chipped – chopped ham (don’t ask I don’t know), or maybe tuna fish (winter only). Hostess cup cake or ho-ho for desert. We did fine.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  ClevelandRocks
September 15, 2017 11:32 am

H0-Ho’s? You fucken rich bastard!

unit472
unit472
September 15, 2017 10:44 am

Schools have been closed in Florida this week due to Irma. This has resulted in mass starvation of schoolkids who have been denied their free breakfast/lunch and, for some, dinner too.

Now I’m willing to bet that parents, unable to afford food for their kids, are getting food stamps and that they are claiming those kids as dependents so why must the schools provide free meals? Maybe the 250 lbs mom is too lazy to get her ass off the sofa and fix lunch for her apelings.

How about this. The schools feed mom and dad too if they are not working. That’s right mom gets off her butt and waddles down to junior’s school and eat right beside her kids in the cafeteria. The government makes sure every parent and child is given a balanced, nutritious meal but only at the school. Mom and the teacher could meet too and discuss Trayvon’s behavior and academic work.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  unit472
September 15, 2017 11:22 am

Next step is that to insure everyone’s safety, nourishment, health care and well being we all move into government operated camps where they will see to our every need. Then we can get unemployment down to 0% by giving everyone a job, like helping keep the trains running on time, bagging up surplus hair and gold teeth, etc.

What do you think? Good idea?

Travis
Travis
  unit472
September 15, 2017 2:51 pm

The school district here (Metro Atlanta, Gwinnett County) has for several years fed all comers in the summertime. My tax dollars, and my son is 31.

Outright theft from me, turned into gibs for the fsa.

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
September 15, 2017 11:08 am

Even though my job yard is less that a mile from my front door and i don’t have to be heading out of the yard by 730, i awake with the coffee at 5.
From 5 to 525 I make breakfast for the family and our lunches. Since 1 is away at skool I save a few minutes.
Then it’s time for the dogs to go on their morning trek, we usually get back at 6. Then it’s shower and dress time before I get my oatmeal ready (1st breakfast. ) Time to feed the cats and take out the house trash, hug the kid, kiss the wife and if it’s nice I’ll ride the bike. I’ve always done this for our family, sometimes you just need to get up a little sooner.
A lot people are just lazy and fucking dumb, and would rather have someone else do it for them. Have a wonderful weekend.

BB
BB
September 15, 2017 11:15 am

You all were very lucky .I had to go outside in rain , sleet and snow to catch my lunch every day before walking 5 miles to school.Never complained about it.I thought this is just way it is.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  BB
September 15, 2017 11:35 am

Possum?

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 15, 2017 11:22 am

I always take my lunch. My wife and I usually plan meals for the week – got all the fixin’s on hand. Lots of times I have a hard boiled egg or part of an omelet, a sandwich and fruit. Sometimes I take leftovers. So easy to mostly prepare the night before. With all the plastic containers out there, it’s so easy to prepare the night before. Many people at work say: Well, what are you having today.

People are lazy. I fucking hate people too.

musket
musket
September 15, 2017 11:44 am

If feeding your children freaks you out….why did you have the little bastards in the first place?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  musket
September 15, 2017 11:56 am

To a parent there are few things as deeply satisfying as seeing your children devour a meal you’ve prepared for them and enjoy it.

We’ve gotten so far off track we simply don’t even know what’s good for us and what isn’t anymore.

jaycee
jaycee
  hardscrabble farmer
September 15, 2017 1:20 pm

AMEN Brother!! My wife and I just smile quietly at each other when our 16 year old son comes through the door after athletic practice each night, smells the aromas coming from the kitchen and says “Oh my God! That smells awesome.” One of the MOST SATISFYING things I’ve ever experienced as a parent and there have been many over the years.

We like to try new recipes every week. After dinner we discuss the meal and whether or not it is a “keeper”. Our personal cook book is now over four inches thick. 🙂

Neuday
Neuday
  musket
September 15, 2017 12:44 pm

Because the racist Christian Nazi government wouldn’t pay for my abortion?

BSHJ
BSHJ
September 15, 2017 1:39 pm

So many things I don’t get or understand that are in this article:
How does the incidence of ‘nut allergies’ increase in ‘children’? (Maybe fewer people had an allergy to nuts when fewer people knew there was an allergy to nuts?)

What the heck is wrong with whole grapes, cherries and ‘non cut-up hotdogs’?

Why would someone post a photo of a friggin sack lunch on a blog? Who cares?

Then…..why would someone comment at all about said posting and finally…..who gives a damn what someone says in the blog comments? (reminds me of the school boards who change decades long rules due to a SINGLE negative comment about something or another)

“Gluten Free” and “Organic” just tick me off in general….just the latest BS craze that people fall for—-producers package in a way that panders to the ‘healthy minded’ without changing the product in any way….yet charge more!! (If I was smart I would package and sell turds……organic, gluten free, natural and earthy and produced fresh daily)

Worst of all is the people……’too busy’ to live, and I have no sympathy for them