In Da Year of our Lawd, 2017, what is known on TBP as an “epic shit fest” occurred between a long-time, honorable, intelligent poster (these types are also known as a ‘Big Dog’, of which few qualify) by the name of Llpoh — and that of a female person of recent unknown origin or capabilities, aka as a “Newbie”, by the name of Vixen Vic. The ensuing war of words caused Vixen Vic to huff and puff, after which she announced that her participation on this forum should no longer be expected. She left.
This addendum to The Official TBP Handbook is being written and shared with you Newbie curs (a term of endearment) in hopes that you also won’t be so quick to leave as Vixen Vic did, for she had great potential. (Rumor has it that she’s returning, but that’s beside the point)
In other words, in summary, TBP is a truly rough and tough place at times (and full of LOVE other times) and YOU gotta be just as rough and tough to survive. Trial by fire, baby.
In other words …. this guide is for all you innumerable goddamned fucken snowflakes out there.
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#1: There is virtually no censorship on this blog. 99% of posts stay up. Don’t EVER bitch about being censored, else we will descend upon your sorry ass like a swarm of locusts, chew you up, and spit you out.
#2. One time a person named DP, aka David Pierre, a Canadian asshole, continued his dickish ways until Admin had no choice but to ban his trolling ass back to the upper Yukon. There be demons there. So, don’t be a dick.
#3. We do NOT allow the posting of fully exposed NIPPLES!! Seriously. You can post those “wet t-shirt” pics where you can obviously see the nip – a glorious brown protuberance — or bouncing titties with 50% of the nip covered. But, never a full open nip. This is known as the “SSS”-rule, he was a Big Dog who banned himself in the Great Desert because of a Troll. If you ever post a vagina – even though we all think about Da Vag day and night – you WILL be banned permanently, no warnings given.
4: As you can see, CURSING takes place here. Some folk never curse. Some fucken curse a lot. Like, me. If you don’t like “potty” language, take a fucken hike right now!! No one gives a shit a about your sensibilities. No one gives a rats ass about your moralizing. Fuck off.
#5. NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEEWINGS! Seriously, if you came here hoping to have your sorry ass validated, you’ve come to the wrong place, Amigo. No one is gonna be nice to you simply because you’re new here. You better have something real to say … real smart, and backed by facts. We do not tolerate idiots. Bullshitters are called out immediately and squashed like an ant.
#6. This is real important — 99.99% of the time, no one gives a shit if you decide to leave. Don’t tell us about internet decorum, losing readership blah blah blah blah. It will fall on deaf ears. You will get a chorus of “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out”.
#7. Accusing us of — Ad hominem attacks!!! Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. We know what it means, so don’t try to impress us. And we know about confirmation bias. Straw Dogs. Red Herrings. Begging the question. Circular reasoning. Homunculus fallacy. Small dick syndrome. And every other fallacy, some even you don’t know about. (We’ll use those against you.) Here’s the deal. We’ve been arguing about some of this shit here, like, forever. We heard it all. We know it all. We do NOT feel obligated to rehash every fucking reason for our beliefs just for you snowflake punks. You shoulda been here from the beginning.
So, the bottom line is, for example, that if you come here spouting your ‘global warming is caused by humans’ bullshit, we are going to ream you 10 new assholes to breath out of.
#8: Religion is often one of the most hotly, and lengthy, contested subjects. Someone keeps posting religious threads. We have non-religious folk here, and religious. All the non-religious regyoulahs here are awesome. The religious folk fall into two categories; good people and bad people. Traits of good religious people should be self-evident, and they also are awesome. Bad religious people are people who; 1) are constantly in your face with bible verses, often for no reason at all 2) close with “Blessings” after every post, 3) will condemn you to hell and torment and flames and Justin Bieber videos for eternity, and will 4) go fucken bat shit crazy if you disagree even slightly with their version of their truth. The worst ones have all the above traits, while being dumb as a fucken box of doorknobs … like a feller here named AWB, may he rot in hell. Do NOT be another AWB.
#9: Fight fire with fire!!! If someone tells you to go fuck yourself … you go tell them to go suck diseased-donkey-dick. Turning the other cheek is for pussies, and never works here. Give as good as you get! Eventually, this will earn you respect from both regyoulahs and Big Dogs alike.
#10: TBD. I’m looking for input from the Big Dogs and regyoulahs here on TBP for rule number 10. I, Stucky the Magnificent, will even name the rule after YOU … an honor only previously given to SSS.
Let’s go!
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If you little Newbie shits learn to accept this, all will be fine. It takes very little effort to move from Newbie status to regyoulah status. Not so long ago we had a fine lady from England (she’d prefer to have her name remain anonymous) who was pretty much accepted here after her FIRST post!! Such greatness is rare, but it does happen. But, it doesn’t happen to snowflakes, pussies, crybabies, and other various sundry bitches this current culture produces. Don’t be one of THEM. Good luck, Newbie.
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#11 Zionazis, Neocons and other nefarious traitors and enemies of humanity are evil scum and deserving of nothing but ridicule. Take your shit to the Hannity board.
How about number 10 from a newbie?
Here goes…
#10 Nobody gives a hunk of shit who you are puss ball, you’re not even a low life scum sucking maggot. Now get to the back of the bus and shut the fuck up.
#10 applies to big dogs not to noob shit for brains like you.
starting to sound like Parris island around here
this is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine
w/o my rifle I am worthless, w/o me my rifle is worthless
I must shoot straight…………
It’s titled “10 Commandments for NEWBIES” dumbass…
Rule #10 should be to stop abusing my name. Call it what it is, but stop the nickname toileting of many historic men named Richard!
I’ll be back. The reason I exploded on this site is because I was extremely tired and irritated and was facing another full day of work when I was feeling rotten, and only realized later in the day that I was running a fever. So I’ve had to take time off work to get well. Normally, I’m pretty easy going, but this time I flipped and got whinny, not my normal demeanor.
It may take a couple of days, but I’ll be back. (Too bad for those who would rather I stay away.)
I’ve looked at only a couple of web sites once per day just to check out headlines, but when I saw this posted, I had to read and respond. Hoping to feel better soon and back up posting.
Rule #10 Might be something to the effect that if you leave after a shitfest, you must apologize to your tormentors (who have suffered pangs of regret in the meanwhile, not knowing for sure if they are to blame for your departure) or bring donuts. And the Stucky corollary is, do not assume you can take up the mantle you dropped, that can only be put back on your shoulders by another big dog or admin, otherwise, you come back a lowly cur until you prove you have re-inflated the raisins you left with.
Left a Comment owes big-time.
Of course, that rule does NOT apply to Big Dogs, like us, EC.
How many times have I left The Burning Platform, EC? Anyone? Pretty sure I hold the record.
I came back this time just to piss off AWB … In whose head I permanently reside.
I came in around the time you were commenting as FBD until somebody figured out it meant former big dog. No telling how many times you’d left before. I had nobody’s personality down but I liked your discussion of a topic on religion and I followed you around until you said I was stalking you.
I did NOT frighten Left a Comment away.
However, if I had anything to do with VV absconding, I apologize. (I actually replied to VV in one of my rare visits to TBP. Llpoh? You got bunnies this size in Oz?)
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10. Don’t post irrelevant photos.
Horry Clap! This will be Maggie if she gets bunnies that big:
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Mags – our hoppers get to 250 pounds and can kill you. That is just a tiddler as they say.
Oz rabbits, can you survive 10 rounds with them?
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Hi Vic! I placed this on another thread in hope that you might see it. I will place it here as well:
Vic if you see this, it is meant for you.
It was a joke. I thought it would be taken as a joke, and that a bit of banter would ensue. I was wrong. Thought it would end up as a bit of fun, give you a chance to go at me. I miscalculated. I did all possible to draw you back in once I realized I had miscalculated. I think you saw that I had not meant harm, eventually. Stuck’s threads are the place for fun. I am more than happy to apologize if you still feel maligned. My bad.
BTW – you will know if someone has a real go at you – it gets downright rude around here.
You should also know that someone called you old on another thread. You are not going to stand for that, are ya’?
She can’t put out tonight. She got a headache…
No one to put out to.
Who called me old? I was born in 1962. I’m sure that person must too young enough to not know anything yet.
1962? Oh you are a puppy.
The wifely unit was born in ’62. She robbed the cradle when she roped me. 🙂
VV, I am Martha, but I like to use Maggie here which has been modified to Mags or to Magita by my TBP late night running buddy whom also insulted me long ago and refuses to man up like llpoh has done for you.
I was born the last week of 1961, so you and I are very similar in age.
I was an annoying newbie when I first started posting. Now, I’m just annoying.
I live in the Ozarks with NOPIS. I raise rabbits. And can them.
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Maggita, all those dedications, the most recent was “My Eyes Adored You” and you want me to crawl?
Yummy looking jars Maggie! I have a whole pen of old hens waiting to be canned. Looks like you do the rabbits boneless. I’m too lazy to debone the various chicken parts before canning – I just pick out the bones when I open the jar.
I prefer to put the time in up front. I usually make bone soup out of some.
You children are really making me start to feel old. 1961, Maggie!
Well, I guess I don’t have any pairs of socks that old …
LLpoh, I apologize to you. It wasn’t against you. It was just me feeling rotten and taking it out on someone else. That’s all it was. Will be back soon posting, but I have to go to bed now that I’ve eaten by chicken soup.
Thanks Vic, but no need. It was truly meant to start a bit of fun. In hindsight, and given all that passed, I think it finally got there.
The fights are both spectator and participant around here. It keeps things interesting. Foes one day, best buds the next. Have fun with it and we all learn something.
Feel better tomorrow!
Vix, you don’t have to run a marathon to type on a computer. So you admit to failing typing class in High School then post this. No wonder you flunked!
Oh oh!
Get the popcorn, folks. It’s showtime!
I’m feeling a little better after sleep and my chicken soup. You don’t know anything. I never finished talking about it. And I won’t talk about any more. So save your comments for someone who gives a shit..
Hahaha!
I think the old gal is “getting it”, RiNS. I’ll bet you’re proud of her.
Not too bad! The force is strong.
Not a problem Vic. Stucky has quit in a huff a lot of times. As youknow he just returned from a serious butt hurt episode. BB and I still love him. Damn this is a great site.
Progesterone good, estrogen bad. Testosterone, always good, loyal, steady. You are weak Vixen. Excuses weaker. You also, are almost certainly male subterfuge, as women NEVER apologize when wrong, they just dig in deeper, knowing that making us angry makes us horny, and you enjoy spankings.
Bless everyone that reads this Post; Bless, Bless, Bless.
9-11 was an Inside Job.
Rule number 10, no advertising for a damn deck company, if you fucked up and don’t have the balls to pull a Stucky who returned a grilled salmon (taste it!), you don’t have the balls necessary to post here.
fucken hilarious! Pretty funny for a beaner…
Wow, EC. I told that story years ago. Fucken Chinese fish! You still remember it??! You need to defrag your neurons … free up some space for more important stuff.
It’s BLESSINGS, you maroon.
Some people use “Blessings” as an email signature. It always feels like it means “Go Fuck Yourself!”
All right! Maroon ot Moran.
Moon landing?
#10 Don’t come here spouting some incomprehensible tried and true liberal talking points that we have all heard ad nauseum. And then keep repeating them over and over and over and over in response to every challenge. It is so tired and a waste of everyone’s precious reading time. Instead, just go stick a fucking eggplant up your ass till it disappears.
So, is the Everything Bubble infographic so timely it now shows up in every article?
In writing my posts I sometimes feel a kinship with others and like to end with a well wishing or a blessing. It’s just who I am.
For those who enjoy having insults thrown at them, when I say blessing, just assume I am telling you to eat sit and die. There, are we good now?
#10: Protect yourself at all times.
10a): Keep your groin well covered with at least one hand.
10b): In the clinch, watch out for biting.
10c): BB spits, so be careful of that.
10d): Even friends are to be wary of, because sometimes there are no enemies to fight with, and so what the hell.
10e): Stuck cusses. I have learned lots of new words.
10f): Admin fights dirty, and sometimes uses a magic erase button to correct his mistakes. He loves to be corrected and mocked, though, so I suggest you do that as often as you can.
10g): I, of course, can be totally trusted and would never do any of those things.
# 10 Commandment for newbies- Don’t come up in here acting all Billy Badass and calling names on a “Big Dog” like Stucky, the magnificent like the POS pussy DanIII who got his wittle feewings hurt about a week ago and ran off sniveling like a fukkin little gurl after we tried to give his ignorant ass a chance to be in the community. DanIII will forever suck DDD here.
Fuck off
Fuck off.
Stucky,
Glad you’re back, in rip-roarin’ form. We missed you a lot when you were on sabbatical. This is one of your best posts but don’t let it go to your crazy Austrian/Germanic head. I came to this site as a recovering leftie and discovered there are intelligent, thoughtful people on both sides.
My suggestion for rule #10 is to think, really think, before you comment.
As posted, this is a list of commandments for newbies. I have learned that one had better think things through before commenting. It’s a bit like playing chess, but with uncounted opponents ready to pounce, like dogs defending their turf. The resident dogs, big and little, can get away with the occasional bit of stupidity…not always, but newbies are shown no quarter.
There are extremists on the outer edges of the yin/yang dynamic of the left/right duality. “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!” said Barry Goldwater. So wherever you are commenting from on the range of human awareness be ready to defend your turf.
Your nuts will learn to pull back inside of you to protect your precious fluids, so don’t worry so much about the repeated greetings from the natives, I promise it only gets worse.
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PS: Except for Stucky, who’s nuts actually learned to enjoy the feeling. The dude is weird. What else explains his continued existence in NEW JERSEY of all places?
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It’s the Garden State!
#10- The Earf ain’t flat and we went to the moon. Deal with it!
#10A — Truffer 9-11 Controlled Demolition theory is an even bigger fucken lie than global warming.
Hundreds if not thousands of pounds of molten steel poured out of the buildings before they collapsed. Absolutely no plausible explanation given. Not much discussion of it, not even from the conspiracy theorists. That’s the funny part.
Steel was made with very high magnesium content on purpose. Burned up like a 4th of July sparkler.
#10D Nobody will ever thank you or recognize you for a particularly prescient, brilliant or funny comment. You must be your own cheering squad. Otherwise, you will end up drinking in a dark corner of a bar talking to yourself about those bungdoodles at TBP. If you find YoBo there, you two will have lots to commiserate about at the TBP Quantum of Solace bar.
We never went to the Moon.
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Now Farmer don’t you have a fence to build… or something?
Lol, lol. Good one RiNS. And almost sugaring-off time (or whatever).
#10. Never ever apologize for anything on TBP. It makes you look like that fucking sniveling pussy llpoh who is now slobbering all Vic with apologies.
If you think you might need to apologize for saying something, just don’t say it in the first place.
#11. If you have hate and rage in your heart………let it out! We understand and in all likelihood, agree!
IS – Vic is obviously a tender soul.
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“IS – Vic is obviously a tender soul.”
Well then don’t be postin” shit you might feel a need to apologize fer later! I thought that you were the one who originally said no apologizin’ on TBP was allowed.
Oh, I’m currently too fat to see my own cornhole. It used to wink at me when I looked at it…quite disturbing actually! My dick still watches me shave every mornin’ though so I still got that going for me!
I did not apologize. I offered to if Vic is still pissed. Not the same. Not the same at all. It is all in the fine print.
Injun Giver!
And I appreciated the offer, though it was my own fault. I put it out there and then had to defend it, and got whinny instead.
Vix
Even tho I submitted my #10 I have to throw my vote to Indent. No need to apologize. If you did once is enough.
What the hell is this horse “whinny” thing?
yeah was wondering the same thing…
The vixen was a little hoarse that day, chicken soup took care of that whinny.
Once you post something, you can’t take it back, so maybe sometimes an apology is needed. At least that’s how I feel.
#10–1st time female posters have to post a full frontal pic that has to be approved by a committee of one–
In other words, no females allowed, because the ones that post on here would never do that. They have sense.
Lol! My full frontal would send them all into a corner curled up in a fetal position! Be careful what you ask for.
No nipples though.
Where is 34G?
34g is me-wanna see?
The chocolate siren called Dark n Lovely only appears once in a great while to seduce Stucky. The alabaster wrecking ball known as BW appears once in a great while to mock rural folks.
I wonder what BW thinks of that article by a rural white dude.
I don’t recall a poster named BW but if he/she/it is realistic instead of focusing on the racial part of the post,he might agree since rural blacks are being destroyed worse than rural whites.
You’re an insightful person who seems to stay on top of things,why are things happening the way they are,and how should an average guy respond to what is going on in the world?
No nips.
Are Chinese ok?
I respectfully request a point of clarification from Da one true TBP judge on #2. and #3.
#2. You should add RE to that rule for trashing admins wonderful creation with his bullshit. Something similar has been happening of late but seems to have calmed down for the moment.
#3. Re: No vag pics. So, if I finally find a pic of bb and I post it on TBP does that mean I’ll get banned?
RE was a long-winded, boring motherfucker. There was never a single post of his that I could finish without going to sleep. I don’t remember DP much, maybe I just spaced him out. I suspect it wasnt his opinions but rather the manner in which he expressed them that pissed off Admin. For me, DP was in the same category as Smokey. I never paid attention to either one of those fuckers.
Z – it was his opinions and his abuse of the Admin that pissed him off.
I thought Smokey was funny as hell most of the time but he could wear on a guy. I fucked up and flipped him shit right out of the gate when I started commenting here. Didn’t back down though.
IS – you missed what went on earlier today. The posts were pulled.
On the What Happened to America post?
That’s where the shitfest started I thought. I even flipped Vic some shit by welcoming her to TBP.
On the CIA post. It went ballistic there. Admin and Stuck intervened, and the combatants all voluntarily pulled the posts down. You can guess the players.
Well that blows!
I got the first comment on that one but to go to bed. By the time I got up seven hours later it was all over! Was Vic involved again?
I think she’s tougher than she lets on.
Same here I missed the whole thing.
Now that is a complement on this web site.
Need you ask if the Vixen was involved? She’s been stirring the pot since she arrived. Teasing poor LLPOH. Flirting with the bible Philosopher. She’s a menace.
I don’t think I saw that post IS. Sometimes I don’t check the box for comments because I get an in-box full of them, like on the Mark of the Beast. I had to wade through comments to get to my work emails. Wow.
My bad. I meant this one, towards the bottom:
Actually, after I told LLoph to kiss my ass I had to start work and couldn’t go back to the website. Then I was sick and had to go to bed. So I didn’t see anything after that.
Revision: And don’t plan to.
And there I was all puckered up.
She’s too young for you, LLPOH, although Vixen is starting to sound like a real cock tease. Watch out, old man.
boy,
after the winking cornhole comment you not only should be banned,you should be put into therapy–
llpoh started it!
The therapists kicked me out last time. Said I was a bad influence on them and others.
Yeah, blame me. Everyone else does. I am just the damn whipping boy.
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Regarding #2
I have mixed emotions on RE (Reverse Engineer). Unlike many here (most ?), I liked the guy. Yes, he was often verbose. On the other hand, he DID back up his posts with lots of info … which is what we like, theoretically.
He was also responsible for a shitload of shitfests …. and memorable comments. Remember … 7 million will die!! …. China is toast (and that burned toast pic) …. Potlatch. So solly, but i miss the guy. Damn, I have a tear in my eye.
He did trash Admin too much …. and as Llpoh suggested, asshole Newbies are encouraged to do likewise. It brings out the best in Admin.
Haven’t been to his website in over a year. It’s still going strong. I think he’s up to 20 regyoulah readers.
http://www.doomsteaddiner.net/blog/
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Regarding #2.
bb is about to croak soon cuz of his shitty ticker. We can honor him by posting his Vag Face post mortem. You will not be banned. However, you must provide barf bags … else 7 million could die.
LOL!
I used to get pissed at RE because I’m always concerned that admin is going to get pissed and throw in towel. RE was so full of shit though that his eyes were permanently brown. I really took a dislike to him when he bragged about paying his college tuition with credit cards and declaring bankruptcy to avoid paying them. That’s a low motherfucker right there and the very last kind of person you want around in a SHTF scenario.
Didn’t he also claim to own some famous painting?
beebs is dyin’? He must have pissed off jeebuz. Who’s gonna take care of his pussy? He might want to be on the lookout for Smokey in the afterlife. Bury him deep so he don’t stink up the place…..anymore! I suppose AWB can fill in as Village Idiot now.
BB, did not die. Jewish doctor saved his ass. BB will now make pilgrimage to wailing wall to confess his sins.
1) if you believe the earf is round because you think you’ve seen curvature while riding in an airplane, you’re severely ignorant.
2) if you trust and/or believe the u.s. government (or any gov, for that matter) AT ALL, you’re an idiot.
3) if you believe we landed on the moon, see rule 2.
CZ – so you are 1/3 bright, 2/3 moron. (I might give you partial credit for #1, but given the overall theme, it is an all or nothing grade on that one).
I guess that makes you boron.
Stucky,
This was a fun read but I must object to its continued presence here.
I am calling for a permanent ban on posting TBP rules of etiquette.
My reasoning is that many moons ago some of us were newbies and had to figure these things out for ourselves. We were baptized in fire. This is TBP way.
Spelling out rules for newbies weakens them emotionally and intellectually. If they are going to stick they should stick because they have a brain and set of balls between their legs (metaphorically for the ladies of course). Not because they read your rules and exercised caution.
Adversity breeds strength and only the strong survive. And shit like that.
lol. Yeah there’s nothing like that deer in the headlights look. I jumped RHS’s shit one day not long after he arrived. He was none too appreciative.
I pissed off Billy Badass when I started commenting. EC says I did not my dues because Stuckmeister took pity on a poor bunny farmer from the hills. I eventually admitted I was wrong. Billy gave the “shit happens” shrug. Of course BW actually caused the mess.
Cue BW.
Fyi…am weary of current event discussion.
I should have known Jugs, I mean Maggie, would come here to try to throw some shade on innocent commenters. BW is gone, you should be happy, be nice now.
Look, O’Bigguns, you paid your dues, OK? Finally, thank you for the apology, although it wasn’t necessary.
We love you. Well, at least the people willing to upvote this comment.
To be honest, I read this website for quite a while before I jumped in with eyes wide open. It was during one of the invitations for us lurkers. I knew what to expect, so can’t blame it on not seeing the “shit fests” that go on.
foxy,
we need more people posting good stuff so whatever it takes is whatever it takes–
we are losing regulars-fleabaggs hasn’t posted for a month or so,nickelthrower,ed from southcarolina,who else?
we need to replace these guys if they’re not coming back–
the comments are what make this place happen–
Tampa, fleabaggs said his goodbyes. He mentioned he was not doing so hot. He said the docs fucked up so bad that there was no remedy. He might have wanted to keep it light but it still sounded ominous. He expressed his disappointment with EC and a few other things, then he sort of just did a mike drop and he’s gone. That’s the one thing I don’t like about this place, I end up wondering, like you, whatever happened to that great guy? I said early on that we’d have to clone Stuck just in case.
FM, You were baptized by matchstick. Stucky was awol and several noobs snuck in without a proper baptism. I’m looking at Maggie, jFish..
How we used to initiate newbies:
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Just sayin’…
Hey Francis, I have an update to the my brother’s elk hunt. It seems the elk got the last laugh.
It took him four days to get all the meat out. On his second to last trip out he was carrying the hide, one bag of meat and the head with antlers attached on his pack. The first three miles out from the kill site is on foot only in some pretty rough country. The first hour or so is down a fairly steep mountain so he was walking a switchback pattern down the face. At one point he went to step on what he thought was a solid log but turned out to be rotten.
When the log gave way he lost his footing and went down. He thinks he tumbled about 40-50 feet down slope. When he regained his bearings and tried to get up he found that one antler had passed completely through his forearm neatly between the radius and ulna.
He sat there for a bit contemplating his next move. He got his pack off the free arm and positioned it to get his bottle of whiskey and first aid kit out. Then decided to just lift his arm about 10 inches up off the antler (he wanted the rack) so he washed it with whiskey, took a swig, poured a bit more down the antler and went for it. To his surprise there was no bleeding so he poured some more whiskey on it, wrapped it up and finished the three mile hike to his four wheeler. It was four more miles back to camp then he drove to a nearby hospital where they cleaned it and sewed it up.
He packed the last load out the next day and was back to work the next. He said it never even got sore.
Fuckity……WP aborted me apparently. Anon above was I.
That’s a crazy story!
Tell your brother there may be easier elk out there but they’ll never come close to the tale he gets to tell as a result of shooting this one.
What????? I got dipped in the river and came up with a tadpole. Some of us do not require full immersion to be washed clean.
10. no guilty puppy explanation apolgies to newbies begging them back by big dogs who dont care if they dont come back or get upset.
11. If u want newbies to see something, put it in your title like the deck boards so its not forgotten by tomorrow or the next day.
12. When big dogs bite, can a coyote beat a pitbull, or what about a poodle?
Coyotes are scavengers mostly, though I’m pretty sure they do make a meal of abandoned dogs in the desert. One lady said a desperate pit bull attacked her horse, biting him in the belly, she and hubs put him down with a shotgun, she was unhappy about killing the starving dog. She blamed the owner who abandoned the animal in the desert.
Rule #10: Rush is the worst fucken band of all time.
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Rush is a good band, just not as good as others.
Revision: But these bands can’t sing their songs in later life. The only one lead singer that can still hit the high notes is Robert Plant. That man has a voice.
There you go, being wrong again.
Rather wrong and enjoy the bands I enjoy than not. What bands do you favor? Give us a list.
Bands I enjoy – Good Bands
Bands I hate – Rush
🙂
Our local rock station (98.9 the rock out of KC) is notorious for how much the DJs hate playing Rush, even though corporate makes them do it. I think that opinion rubs off on the listeners.
I prefer way worse bands than Rush for what its worth. Like…nu-metal. I mean really craptastic metal from the mid 2000s. Atrocious stuff.
I also like classic bands, Zep, Floyd, etc. Lately work has been killing me, so I’ve been seeking solace in classical music.
Classical music is great, very relaxing. I listen to it sometimes. Love Led Zep, not crazy about Pink Floyd, love the Beatles, especially the early stuff, the ”60s and ’70s classics, I can listen to music back to 1910, but give me metal in the 2000s, rap and the new country, and I take a hike.
The beatles, now there is a bamd I really dont get. I cant name a single song of theirs that I find even remotely memerable.
Beatles singing “This Boy” an example of Lennon’s wonderful low voice and then launches into edgy high voice, something he is known for.
Beatles singing “Hard Days Night,” written over night by John Lennon, perfected in the morning with McCartney, and became the hit single for the film.
A brilliant band.
Later became this, ” I Am the Walrus” a song that meant nothing but was put out because the media and academics wree trying to evaluate their song, so they put out a song meaning nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnfP31tNXWs
The Beatles were influenced heavily by Elvis Presley, American black singers, and skiffle in the U.K.
Yeah, I’ve heard all of those Beatles songs many a time. I just never thought much of them.
Revision: Led Zepplein reunion
Whole Lotta Love/Rock-n-Roll (Rehearsal for Celebration Day)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnGligSMus4&list=RDJnGligSMus4&t=27
Vixen
Liking you moar and more. Iska hasn’t got over the demise of disco and can’t appreciate good music.
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rins,
i turned 18 in 1976 as disco was just taking off–
go to the pub w/your buddies and get buzzed on cheap beer so that when you get to the disco you’re high enough to have the cojones to dance and talk to girls–
dance,get blown away,get drunker,once in awhile get lucky–
Ah them were the good ol daze…
Fuck you. The list of worst bands ever is pretty long and they aren’t on it. Just look at anything currently on MTV, if you can find any music playing, and there you go. Or turn on a rap station.
Who are you talking to? Are your nuts? MTV? Ha,ha.
I just don’t know who you are talking to or referring to.
Here’s one for you Vixen… Very Nordic….
RiNS, you’ll love this one, similar band – KMFDM -Amnesia
I liked the riff. Pretty cool video too! Thanks CO2..
Geeze I noticed I got a thumbs down for Don’t Stop Believing…
Tuff crowd for an unbeliever…
Iska on Rush.
Then I have to agree. This is a good band. Very Nordic Liseten and you’ll see. They have a lot of good tunes.
You could take Vixen to a Rush concert. She’ll be the only female, though. Supposedly Rush is better than they sound. And supposedly scones are better than they taste. Or if Rush isn’t coming to your town, you could replicate the experience by going to the dentist and having a filling replaced without any anesthesia.
The two worst bands of all time are Journey and The Cranberries. No contest.
KEK, I love them both. Have the CD’s in the truck.
The truck that almost killed you HSF. Coincidence?
Point taken.
Two new CD’s cycled in this week, Neil Young’s “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere” and Beach Boys “Pet Sounds”.
Not sure which is better.
lights,by journey
what’s wrong w/this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP8_Dbvpi-A
Ah, memories from back in the day when we walked around like gorillas swinging our arms down to our ankles whilst singing “I come to you with broken arms”…
Bono in a recent interview stated that Trump had “changed the moral arc of the universe…”
My son’s take on Bono- “How can anyone take a 60 year old man in a pink mohair belly shirt seriously?”
If you’ve never seen Bono’s “treatment” on South Park it’s well worth watching. It’s called Bono Is Crap and explains a lot!
I saw Journey get booed off the stage during their first tour. They were 2nd of 3 bands. The 1st band was great & Charlie Daniels almost didn’t play 3rd because of it all.
They were fucking HORRIBLE though. They were so bad that people were throwing full beers at them.
Rush sucks too, just a bit less.
Rush kicks ass. Journey is lame as hell.
Hey, like Marcy Playground, will give them a Spotify channel. Thanks. Oh, Bryan Ferry (Roxy Music) puts Steve Perry’s crap to shame.
Threads like this are why I don’t read much more than Jim’s articles on TBP anymore.
I just don’t have the time to witness the ole’ give and take like I used to.
Time is always a factor. Sometimes due to work, I only have time to scan headlines. But sometimes something will catch my eye and I jump in. Sometimes there are times when I don’t comment. Other times, I’m right there in it all. Just depends on how the week is going.
When I just worked in the lab I always had free time to post/read. Then I got several promotions. Now, instead of focusing on not making mistakes to I can fuck off, I get punished with other people’s mistakes. Yay.
FM
You make a most reasonable argument.
I guess I made this post for future Newbies like Vixen Vic …. the ones worth saving. We can just point them to this thread … and we wouldn’t have to go through the process of repeating again “TBP is a tough place, hang in there blah blah blah”. Saves time.
Asshole Newbies should NEVER be shown these rules. Fuck ’em. Sink or swim, baby.
So we’re not posting this thread in the sidebar then…
“threads like this” break up the monotony of doom … people are having fun … so, shaddup, get back to work, and soothe your tortured soul with some Abba, the greatest band of all time.
Just for you, a 7 minute medley of pure Abba gold. You can’t help but feel happy, joyful, and rejuvenated afterwards. Music like this could reunite Americans. Really.
stucky,
that’s not abba,it’a cover band-
are you spending your saturday nights down at the starlight lounge listening to an abba cover band?
The Ozman is trying to make nice with the Vixen. Looks like they have. If they could meet it would go something like this..
Worst casting ever. Excruciatingly painful to watch even once.
Yeah agreed..Sadly my wife loves the movie.
What the @ was that? Is that a real movie?
yup and whatever you do don’t tell yer wife..
he’s correct farmer–it’s a bs movie but my wife/daughter love it–
I hated Rapper’s Delight at the time but looking back on it, rap saved us from disco, Abba and granola.
“Threads like this” means “I’d love to stay and watch the shit show but you monkeys will literally fling poo for days on end and I got two new headaches here to fix because someone forgot how to do their job again for the umpteenth time this week.”
Also….I will not click on that link. Nope. No Abba for me.
All doom and no fun will give you cancer of the hoohaa!
Abba? They’re almost as bad as Fleetwood Crack. Almost.
#10 should be: “Just have fun, baby!”
As the world turns increasingly insane, this site serves as a catharsis for many people. Don’t be afraid to comment. Lots of smart people to ‘dust it up’ with here.
As I said before, this site is great. I love it.
(Isn’t it amazing how much sleep and chicken soup helps. How long have I been on here? Hours?)
Hi,
Rule #10. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
Develop a thick skin and don’t take yourself too seriously.
Regards,
Dennis Miller
Rule #10 – this isn’t a yahoo message board. Any attempt to spout traditional partisan dogma bullshit will result in getting your ass handed to you.
OK, off to bed. I haven’t broken my fever yet. Hope to be back tomorrow evening some time.
Rule 10: You’re a racist, because the environment, Columbus, and Obama.
Rule 11: Don’t read this site, because it’s fake news.
Rule 12: Correct everyone’s spelling. It’s impratont too hav gud gramur and stuf! And ideas can’t be shared good-rightly if they no got good grammar.
Of course I’m a “racist” – everyone is – it’s genetic.
I would like the tenth commandment for newbies to state that thou shalt not post comments under the pseudonym “Anonymous”.
Hear hear!
Bully!
#10 You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
That’s a winner right there HSF! Another good one would be one that SSS use to say, “Nobody gets out alive”.
At Maggie’s farm, it is no bunny gets out alive. BUNNY KILLER!!!
I will have you know that Beatrix Potter now lives in my friends horse barn in a swank hutch and Felicity has a three room condo inside a gated community in Columbia, Maryland. Two survivors!
EPIC thread !!
HSF #10 – You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Love it !!
#10: Occasionally kick a big dog in the nuts and take his place on the porch for a few moments, just to see what it feels like. This must be done with extreme subtlety and surgical precision to be effective. The perfect application of this rule results in the big dog being castrated without being aware it has been done.
Robert (QSLV)
And the Emmy for Circlejerk Of The Year goes to…. The Flock Of Shitbirds.
Well shit….finally a post worth reading. Seems the so called “big dogs” round here have some baby feelings all their own…..I mean I have been lurking around here for 3 years under multiple snowflake names as I wasn’t quite sure about all you chumps. However, I am using my normal name now more than usual. Nice to see no censorship (I left shtfplan for theirs-idiots). This seems the only place where “real” shit can be discussed like men, yeah men you fuckin snowflake genderless bitches get over my pronoun use, where men can fuckin be men and women can be women without excusing away every damn use of a pronoun. So sick of the bullshit narratives. Thanks TBP and thank you to everyone that comments, expspecially you dumbass snowflakes that make it real around here, come on back.
In honor of Llpoh and Vixen Vic’s reconcilation,here you go–
Paul Anka
Lolololol
I want to point out that poking fun at Vic eventually morphed into all of this. Honestly, it was my grand plan, and in the end it worked. A few little bumps, but all is well that ends well.
So all youse asshats that thought I was out of line were wrong, and I was right.
So who is the big dog after all?
donnie llpoh,always playing 6d chess from his offices in llpoh tower–
i like it–
I’m offended by these unfair rules. Clearly TBP is not a safe place for we sensitive souls . Potty talk and hate speech should never be tolerated . JQ should turn over comment moderation to that that red ass injun, Chief of the Never Wipe Tribe, Loopy Larpskin . We’d all be safe then. Those few that survived Loopy the Sacklicker’s fat finger ban anyways.
BTW , good read here:
The Destruction Of White America From The Perspective of a Rural White Man
How mass immigration and globalist policies resulted in the death of the American Dream
https://altright.com/2017/09/21/the-destruction-of-white-america-from-the-perspective-of-a-rural-white-man/
Flash – we are still waiting for the day you contribute something meaningful. Burnt your ass to find out that is what you are thought of, now didn’t it? Slunk off in disgrace, finally crawled back. But you still have no substance, shallowman.
At least he’s just posting links now, instead of copy/pasting the entire damned article into a comment.
Pissy comes out and proves once again. even a dickless cur can find his voice in the shadow of a blowhard cuck.
It’s not particularly original but it’s not amiss to post reminders of the facts from time to time.
I just did . I ran your weasley SJW red ass up the TBP flag pole for all to get a wiff of. Cuck on cuckboy.
flash,thanks 4 posting the link to this article–
i’m not a person who often believes in large,sophisticated conspiracy theories but it does seem like there is some guiding hand that is hell bent on either destroying the west and/or western culture,or whites in particular–
if i’m correct,is it for money?power?hatred?religion?all/some of the above?
some of you guys answer me and tell me where i’m right or wrong–
a couple of paragraphs from the article–
The Alt-Right will be the movement that finally pushes White Identity onto a new generation of White men and prepares them for the struggle that lies ahead. Because this isn’t just happening in rural America. It is happening all over the White world.
And we will have to come together to face the new threat of demographic replacement from an internal foe. From internal traitor politicians. From a Tribe that hates us, from corporations that want to outsource us, and policemen that want to suppress us. They will all be set against us.
‘The Destruction Of White America From The Perspective of a Rural White Man’
That sounds like a title I made up a couple of weeks ago, it was a tongue in cheek title, guess the tards missed the joke and took it serious.
1962??? I love young hot wimmen.
I have severely smacked stucky in the back of the forehead. I feel much better now. I have been lurking for years and love TBP! Thanks for the for all your love in advance stucky!
TACOTACO- You are barking up the wrong tree, El Chimichanga is the beaner for you if you can win him away from the fair Maggie. Anyway, glad you have finally come out and expressed your love for TBP and Stucky. Overthecliff may be interested if you were born after 1961.
TACO2 didn’t say he is a beaner. I am not here to shepherd anybody. That is LLPOH’s job.
My bad, I thought Tacox2 was a wimmen in love with El Stucko, I just figured she(?) was a beaner. What do I know, last day I play matchmaker on TBP.
I resent your insinuation about me and the wetback. By the way, I’m wondering if this lovely island off the coast of Pensacola is there any longer. This photo of a photo taken in 1985 includes a 23-year-old (someone notify RiNS the number 23 has reared its mystical head) who didn’t know her ass was being filmed. Back when I really was “fair Maggie.”
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La Maggie (nice ass) is trying to win back her title from the Vixen. No noob female has ever had a whole article dedicated to retaining her trust and affection. Our Lady of the Bazoom looks like a dark horse contender. This could get ugly.
In years to come we shall call it the TBP Ass Battle of 2017, with those willing to enter the contest posting images of their own if they will and those with ugly asses (and you know who you are) will be required to post either hideous AWD-worthy buttocks (clothed) or pictures of four legged asses for consideration.
Oh, and I want to submit another suggestion for #10.
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TBP does not have enough gig of memory to post a pic of my ass. Sorry, I cannot enter the comp.
LLPOH, you already posted a couple of nice NA tushies back in 2013 or so, how can anybody forget? I’m afraid that trying to hang on to that memory, I also have to keep a lot of memory regarding Stucky (horse vag tastes like hay), oh well.
Geeze Maggie. Number 23 strikes again. And in a good way. The little birdie told me to come back to this thread. Glad I did. Since we’re both Married and I am attempting to be a Gentleman all I will say is nice view.
As for the Island it likely isn’t there anymore. They probably hauled all the sand away to Daytona Beach. That and those rising sea levels that Muck is on about.
Damn shame that folks can’t leave well enough alone….
this is the best on this I have ever seen or read you just made my year. I have a gun knife hammer or just what ever you will need don’t let up
Oh, gosh I feel so warm and fuzzy. All these wonnerful people gathered here to make each other feel good.
I am touched. Whorehouse Blues
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjDz-_twbbWAhUP12MKHbg2Ab8Q3ywIKjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuJ7Voy9YK1I&usg=AFQjCNFhPcbwfGwk3EinhOFDYo24-bYPCA
WTF, reality or more like it will sneak in soon.
Zombie
#10. Fuck ’em all. Re-read #1-9.
As a newbie here, I enjoy the posts. Some agree with my comments while others don’t, as bloviating know it all, really don’t much care either way; however, when people disagree tell me why, as I am often wrong but seldom in doubt and when I am wrong I usually don’t know it.
I work with a person like you. I took the time to go to school. That person expects me to teach them, correct their mistakes, because, dammit, we’re all on the same team. That person makes the same pay that I do.
Then noobie Mike shows up saying, let me know when I’m wrong, ok, guys?
Why not? If this isn’t going to be fun, why bother? Disagreeing with me isn’t going to change my mind, so I invite contrary opinions which may enable me to see topics differently. If your comment about your education was a reference to me, who cares? I am moderately well educated and wish I could return my degrees for a refund but it doesn’t work that way.
Oh we’ll give you contrary (correct 🙂 ) opinions but they are usually delivered via sledgehammer.
Good, that is what it takes to get through my hard head.
Mikey, you gave me the opportunity to bitch about my co-worker. You are an unknown quantity at the moment and in time you will get jumped in with a match or a torch according to your education; whether sufficient or deficient.
Fair enough. Seems like a good place to get roughed up a bit.
IS you are cold saying bad shit about BB. If he croaks, he will haunt you.
He can give it a whirl but I’m doubtful. I’ll probably just haunt him right back if he does. It’s a cold hard world. He WILL croak. We all WILL. No one gets out alive. There’s no love lost tweenst the beebs and I. I haven’t even read any of his comments in close to three years now which is why him having one hoof on a banana peel was news to me.
#10 – Feel free to ignore anything that Stucky says if you want to.
#10 – Send Stucky 50 dollars cash and a bottle of Jack Daniels via: Jim Quinn – P.O. Box 1520, Kulpsville, PA 19443. Admin will ensure Stucky gets the money and you will immediately be allowed to see the Double Dog Secret Blog posts that only the TBP Elite see.
Right, Jim? LOL…
How’s that for Shit Stirring Stuck? Did you see Bea made a snide remark about me and the coyote feller? I may have to put on my shitkicking boots and teach somebody around here a lesson. Damn. Just when I thought I’d earned a little respect EC started in on the “Maggie didn’t pay her dues. Stucky was nice to her and the other dogs let her slide into the mix. Boo Hoo.” And so on.
I personally have limited time spent reading here right now. Setting up a brand new place and way of life takes a bit of the day most days.
“Just when I thought I’d earned a little respect EC started in on the “Maggie didn’t pay her dues. Stucky was nice to her and the other dogs let her slide into the mix. Boo Hoo.””
Don’t sweat it Maggie. Some newbies don’t need an ass kicking. They just have natural big dog tendencies as shown by not running around spouting incoherent, addled shit nobody can understand like El Chit For Brains.
Hey shiffle brain, it was a conversation with Bea, and nobody said anything about paying dues. It was about the trial by fire that FM mentioned. If you don’t understand my comments, skip them. I get paid the same.
Notice also that Magoo pulled out the big guns and called me wetback over something Bea said that she misunderstood. Poor old girl beat me to the punch or I would have reamed Bea for suggesting I’d have anything to do with the Thumper thumper.
OMG…..I dabble in a little matchmaking and everyone gets their feewings bunged up. I stated above that I am out of the business for good….sorry. Nice photo Mags. 🙂
TACOTICO- You are on your own.
I guess I’ll just have to admit I don’t even know if EC is a beaner or not… I apologize. Since we appear to be in the apologizing mode here.
I’m a damn beaner, my BC says so. I only said, if you are going to start lobbing verbal grenades with the slightest of provocations.. And here I thought you said you were a rope. I never met a rope with such an underdeveloped sense of fairness. I guess discipline went to shit after ’80.
You left out a point about the ‘team goy’ maroons.
What point is that? Stupid Fuck
Team Goy #432
Uh, vaginal/cervical morphology is not “normally” visible without a speculum, but . . . the VULVA is a”work of natural art” to Men who worship their wo[mb]Men for their natural ROLE[s] as provided by the Lord: 1) launching Men to a “heavenly repose” – however ephemeral, and 2) [painfully] bearing the prodigy of each Man/wo[mb]Man “heavenly union”.
Why bring the “Lord” into the worship of the vagina? But I must agree that nothing is more heavenly on this earth. All hail to the V.
Yours in Frigg,
Diogenes
So I read TBP damn near everyday but rarely comment here for some strange reason.
That is actually way out of character for me and my big mouth.
Reading the 10 rules above though, it looks like I should fit right the fuck in here just fine.
Slide your asses over and make room.
I like your blog quite a bit Phil. You’re one crusty old SOB!
Just dive right in a fling some shit with the rest of us simians!
I liked your blog too, Mooseknuckle. What took you so long to share?
You had me at curmudgeon…
I don’t mind educating ignorant idiots from time to time. I don’t bother to point out who they are, I just let them prove my assumption by letting them spew jibberish at me.
I follow many of my father’s wise sayings, but this one is most relevant today:
“You can let others think you are stupid by remaining silent, or you can open your mouth (or post a comment) and prove it.”
Good, take care of Mikey, he says he needs educating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CpfIXEmwA0
Does this pass TBP standards?
No nipples or koochie, good to go!
All I can say is….
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I just need to find a smoke….
Carlos Diogenes, ‘Shake that sexy teen’ video and the other videos on that page, one says ‘teen college girls’. Is your name Anthony Weiner?
This lame high school bullshit is so played, pathetic. The only Big Dogs I knew would put you in Intensive Care before you got to your second blink. This place needs new blood to make it interesting. You fuckers sound like dried up old cunts sitting around a pot of tea at the bingoe game. Anonymous assholes playing pretend. Come on young people, get on up here and kick these fat old douchebags off the porch.