Communism/Socialism = Better Sex for Women?

Guest Post by Martin Armstrong

Believe it or not, the latest twist is Marxism provides better sex for women than capitalism. According to the latest study, Eastern women had twice as many orgasms as Western women when comparing the Germans after the Wall fell. What they fail to explain is that you really had no entertainment other than sex. Eastern European women who come to the USA have a hard time shopping even for toilet paper.

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I used to have a Russian girlfriend, we met in Tokyo back in the ’90s. When she came to the States and we would go shopping, she was perplexed. How do you make a decision between so many brands of toilet paper? she would ask. In Russia, she said, there was just one.

Researchers claim that women under Communism reported greater sexual satisfaction. They remarked that East German women suffered from the notorious double burden of formal employment and housework compared to postwar West German women who remained at home and enjoyed all the labor-saving devices produced by the the capitalist economy. The women who stayed home in the West had less sex than women who had to line up for toilet paper under Communism.

Well I suppose the lesson is, bring back Marxism, surrender all rights, handover all your income and wealth, TV isn’t worth watching since all the news is fake, and just have sex. But make sure you use birth-control of abortion so the Global Warming people are happy.

 

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Captain America
Captain America
October 6, 2017 8:30 am

I have finally solved that most ancient of riddles, “what do women really want?”

My answer, “I don’t care.”

Repeal the 19th amendment, giving these children the right to vote, has destroyed great nations like the UK as well. If is an oft used trick, by Jewish bankers, who buy our pols with Central Bank fiat money, while wooing our women with the fantasy that they are strong and brave.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
October 6, 2017 8:38 am

Well, I guess if you’ve got nothing else……. Might as well get SOME kind of enjoyment out of this life…… Not too sanguine about the appearance of your typical Eastern Bloc women though….. They MIGHT just kick your ass….. They’re well endowed enough to pull a plow around the field though….

Stucky
Stucky
October 6, 2017 8:41 am

“Eastern women had twice as many orgasms as Western women when comparing the Germans ”
—– article

Any study mentioning “Germans” and “sex” should be viewed with deep suspicion.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel.

What does it mean when a cow is nicer than a woman? – You are in Germany!

carnac the insignificant
carnac the insignificant
  Stucky
October 6, 2017 8:53 am

I found german women to be very nice, and easy. Though hungarian women seemed absolutely starved for some sex. Oh to be young again and on the hunt.

On another completely unrelated topic, i am down 8 pounds from the day admin ran the butter bob story/diet thing. Topic 2: with no football watching i have actually finished filling the woodshed. Needs to be half full for the winter, and it never gets that way til november. This year its full, AND i am putting together a load of logs to sell. And the front porch is built. And both sheds are finally done. Did i really waste that much time on football and baseball?

Diogenes
Diogenes
October 6, 2017 8:48 am

I know my wife would rather shop, and binge on cookies and candy rather than have sex. Thank Sophia that my left hand still works.

Deface the Currency,
Diogenes

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  Diogenes
October 6, 2017 8:59 am

I can help Diogenes. Call me. I’ll save you tons of money at the same time. 🙂
Send pics first.

Diogenes
Diogenes
  Smoke Jensen
October 6, 2017 10:23 am

My left hand doesn’t charge me any money. Also, if you are a man, I don’t swing that way.
Deface the Currency,
Diogenes

Stucky
Stucky
  Diogenes
October 6, 2017 9:10 am

May I suggest you stick your dick in Cookie Dough ice cream, and then tell your wife you have a lollipop for her? Everyone would be happy in the Diogenes household.

Diogenes
Diogenes
  Stucky
October 6, 2017 10:22 am

Hey great idea stucky! Has this technique worked for you?

Deface the Currency,
Diogenes

Stucky
Stucky
  Diogenes
October 6, 2017 10:59 am

Yes. But Ms Freud prefers Butter Pecan.

Llpoh
Llpoh
October 6, 2017 9:03 am

You ever seen Eastern Bloc wimmen? Yikes! They might have had more orgasms, but not with men.

Captain America
Captain America
  Llpoh
October 6, 2017 9:10 am
Llpoh
Llpoh
  Captain America
October 6, 2017 11:36 pm

Dumbass. Estonia was not an Eastern Bloc. Thanks for playing.

Dick Weed
Dick Weed
  Llpoh
October 6, 2017 9:25 am

Most Olga’s are like Chelsea Clinton: So ugly that when they give head it counts as anal.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Dick Weed
October 6, 2017 10:14 pm

That’s some funny shit! I’ve noticed that eastern bloc wimmens are usually very hot and in good shape until about age 35. After that it’s like they climb an ugly tree then fall out of it. hitting every branch on the way down. It’s quite extraordinary. If you want to know what your hot eastern bloc wife is going to look like just check out her mother. If looks are a deal breaker for you, eyeball mom before you get married.

I know a Russian woman who was smokin’ hot when I met her. Now she looks like a retired Rugby player. Her oldest daughter is smokin’ hot and her three younger sisters are going to be lookers too but I’ll bet anything that each one of them will look just like mom by 35-40.

gilberts
gilberts
  Llpoh
October 7, 2017 1:01 am

You have not seen any Eastern Block women. They just get better the farther East you go, or to put it my dad’s way, “They got legs all the way up to the “quit that!”.” Poles are nice. Ukrainians are great. Yugoslavian women are good, too, especially from Split. And the older ones aren’t Americanized whores. The younger ones… I figure they’re about 10-20 years behind our whores.

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
October 6, 2017 9:29 am

Fun with Estonian girls.

BB
BB
October 6, 2017 9:36 am

Off topic but important especially for Stucky and Big Injun Chief.
Fundamental TRUTH of Sex Politics.” Either masterbation will Destory your pray life ,or pray life will Destory your ability to enjoy masterbating.The two forms of activity are psychologically mutually exclusive ” Dr.E Michael Jones.
Go to Darkmoon : Mind Rape . Darkmoon website . Lasha Darkmoon.Great articles.

Diogenes
Diogenes
  BB
October 6, 2017 10:38 am

Just beat it, Beat it. Sounds like your pipes could use a little pressure release. If you need some inspiration I suggest you google images of Riley Reid.
Deface the Currency,
Diogenes

Stucky
Stucky
  BB
October 6, 2017 11:05 am

I have learned that the people who scream the loudest against a certain “moral” issue …. are the very people who are beset by that issue.

In other words, YOU need to stop jerking off while driving your truck.

You’re gonna love the Hugh Hefner QOTD I just submitted!

Rdawg
Rdawg
  BB
October 6, 2017 11:22 pm

BB, can’t you start using Grammarly or something so it doesn’t look like we’re reading the ruminations of a fucking third grader?

BB
BB
October 6, 2017 2:00 pm

Stucky you haven’t read the article have you ? Meathead.

AC
AC
October 6, 2017 2:00 pm

Under communism, women have to trade sex for groceries, clothes, food, medicine, and so on. Stands to reason that they’d have more sex.

Das Arschloch
Das Arschloch
October 6, 2017 4:17 pm

In the good old communist days a Russian friend told me, she comes twelve times every day. When I asked her for details, she said: First I come to bakery.No bread. Then I come to butcher. No meat….

Hondo
Hondo
October 6, 2017 9:01 pm

Who would want to have sex with a woman that didn’t have toilet paper? Now we know how ole Hef died of ecoli. Damn! thanks