Some chicks dig landing strips on their guys. What’s weird about that?
Did you adopt that Puppy Monkey Baby from the awful Mt. Dew commercial or something lady?
Just wait until 2020 when it’s the Chinese Year of the Rat again. You can’t even begin to fathom the kinds of super powers that he’ll have.
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Better watch yourself girl, the Police will be there soon. You know you can’t sell crack in the Walmart parking lot.
Man / woman / gay / straight / whatever….Who thinks Walmart is the right setting for a sexy photoshoot? That’s just poor photography no matter how you slice it.
Yeah I put the lotion in the basket, how else would I go pay for….Ohhhhhh!
Ahhhh so this is what they mean when someone says “it’s a bit of a grey area.” I get it now. Very confusing.
Guess we know who the real bitch in that relationship is.
Yaaaaa, we all know where that ferret has been. *shudders*
Keep up the hope that your caterpillar will one day turn into a butterfly…that will probably fly away from you.
At least you matched your bra to your purse. Didn’t even know that was a thing, but congrats you made it one.
You can’t use the entire month of October as if it’s Halloween so you can dress like ass.
Props to you for embracing the fact that we see you as our entertainment anyway.
Maybe they are filming season 2 of The Deuce in Walmart…
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Sonic looks way less cool in person.
Kicked to curb by Amazon and now relying on that joint to save this place..
Them folks have one thing in common with the shit monkeys in this joint.
They let it all hang out and don’t care doing it…
When did shit throwing monkees morph into shit monkees? I also notice Culpeper, a noob!, used the neo-term.