CAPTION CONTEST

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CCRider
CCRider
November 16, 2017 7:03 am

James Carville
“Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find.”

Steve Mnuchin
“Drag a thousand dollar bill through that same park and improve your odds”

bigfoot was here
bigfoot was here
November 16, 2017 7:08 am

“See, I toldya she’d put out for a buck.”

Blondes prefer gentlemen who can print money.

kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
November 16, 2017 7:25 am

It’s not even real money, just a picture of $ Bills.
Bimbo’s will do anything for (((money))).

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
November 16, 2017 7:44 am

“Suckers”!

Crimson Avenger
Crimson Avenger
November 16, 2017 7:52 am

I think he hired/married her just to draw attention away from his face. Good lord but he’s ugly. If my dog looked like that I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.

Stucky
Stucky
November 16, 2017 8:00 am

“That’s a big wad you got in your pants, sweetie! Yummie! What’s your name?”

“Angel of Debt”

“Oh! Tell me more! What can you do with it?”

“Screw everybody six ways to Sunday.”

“You must have a yuge load!”

“200 trillion a pop, slave!”

“You won’t cum in my mouth, will you?”

“No! Who do you think I am? Steve Mnuchin??”

David
David
November 16, 2017 8:04 am

Da da da da, can’t touch this.

Unsubsidized
Unsubsidized
November 16, 2017 8:12 am

Mine.

Or

Gentleman prefer blondes. Blondes prefer money.

Maggie
Maggie
November 16, 2017 8:16 am

She just likes the way the smaller fiat feels on her fingers perhaps. Ciaio! From Little Italy, Ozarks, where America will survive the Idiots in Washington D.C. and the perverts in California and we will hunt your ass down and gut you like a 6 pointer (That six-point buck my cousin got the first freaking SECOND practically after I left to go to town and pick up a few things! His frame and body were big for a 3rd year buck, but the horns weren’t anything to show off if you are older than 12). Since we send everything but the backstrap for chili chunk or sausage unless it’s a big doe (one of them fat-bottomed girls) that has some rib meat worth smoking.

It would be funnier if the young guy with the Viagra enhanced Fiat picked up the old Mrs. Robinson horny-owl type on his journey to manhood. (I’m sorry, I think she’s by-passed cougar, don’t you?)

The other day I was at a Walmart hunting and fishing counter (you are frightened, I know, that Maggie might actually BE ONE OF THOSE WALMART FREAKS you see on here showing off her spandex covered hinder for all to see) and I swear to God I was standing in the periphery of another guy’s Eureka moment. The clerk handed him a card reader to authorize the purchase and he grew a bit confused about what he was supposed to do… are you supposed to swipe this or insert this or just show the damn clerk that you HAVE this? I glanced down at the wad of fiat in my hand I’ve taken to carrying to make purchases that do not tell everyone tracking a chip where the hell I am and the guy beside me got his Eureka moment. He looked at the twenties, tens and ones in my hand and was glad to know he recognized me. Told the whole world where he was buying his ammo and left me to buy whatever it was I bought.

Which is none of your damn business.

MMinLamesa
MMinLamesa
November 16, 2017 8:18 am

“These are for the plebs, we keep the big ones for ourselves.”

TC
TC
November 16, 2017 8:43 am

“She loves him for his chiseled good looks.”

Yeah, chiseled with a rusty scalpel by a pre-op tranny down in Chinatown.

Lala Blood
Lala Blood
November 16, 2017 8:51 am

“We’re draining the swamp…suckers.”

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
November 16, 2017 9:00 am

It’s obvious…

Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 16, 2017 9:34 am

Hey Serfs, This is what we use for toilet paper. Eat cake bitches.

Grog
Grog
November 16, 2017 9:48 am

Can’t Buy Me Love

Can’t Buy Me Love – The Beatles

Ammo
Ammo
November 16, 2017 10:25 am

Fits neatly in my purse and won’t leave a green stain after I wipe my ass.

GoneWest
GoneWest
November 16, 2017 10:25 am

He asked me how many dollar bills he would need to stuff into my panties to get me in bed. I told him he’d need a printing press.

Mustang
Mustang
November 16, 2017 10:30 am

This is how much my disease riddled, cock carosael riding vagina is worth now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2017 10:37 am

You newly printed linen and cotton toilet paper has arrived. Buy 3 cases and she’ll show you her tits

RiNS
RiNS
November 16, 2017 10:50 am

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Diogenes
Diogenes
  RiNS
November 16, 2017 10:52 am

I wonder if she leaves the gloves on when she touches this scumbag’s cock.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 16, 2017 10:50 am

Jewish foreplay.

Da Goyim Know

RiNS
RiNS
November 16, 2017 10:52 am

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Diogenes
Diogenes
  RiNS
November 16, 2017 11:27 am

Get’s my vote for winner !!!!!

Dave
Dave
November 16, 2017 10:54 am

“You should see what she does between the sheets, not just behind them.”…..Steve Mnuchin

Vodka
Vodka
November 16, 2017 11:01 am

I wonder what the cost of printing a dollar is? It might already be close to being more than face value to produce, like the penny and nickel already are.

Neuday
Neuday
November 16, 2017 11:06 am

They are here for our resources and our women.

Pauncho
Pauncho
November 16, 2017 11:13 am

Dollars to dough nuts.

MadMike
MadMike
November 16, 2017 7:11 pm

CHARMIN!
Now with bigger sheets.