Russia Announces New Military Spokeswoman. NATO To Surrender Soon.

Her name is Rossiyana, which is the Russian equivalent of naming your daughter ‘America’.  Her nickname is ‘Oboronyashka’ – which translates as ‘Defense Cutie’.  And they say Russians have no humor!

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We got this.  Now tell me WE’RE NOT FUCKED!  Go ahead, I’m waiting …

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Author: Stucky

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suzanna
suzanna
November 21, 2017 4:54 pm

The Russian is lovely. NH not so much.

NH clammers loudly for WAR. We are sick of war altogether.
Let her eat dirt cookies.

22winmag
22winmag
  suzanna
November 22, 2017 6:00 am

NH?

Her name was Nimratta Randhawa until she changed it to white sounding Nikki Haley.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
November 21, 2017 6:00 pm

…and we get Yellen.

[img]http://www.wenzelnotes.com/2017/03/the-elvira-nabiullina-file.html[/img]

Rise Up
Rise Up
November 21, 2017 6:54 pm

Her name is Natasha:

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Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 7:39 pm

Those are fake. I know fake when I see them.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 7:44 pm

So?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 8:56 pm

If you can touch ’em, they’re real.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Rdawg
November 21, 2017 9:23 pm

Go ahead and touch them! The won’t feel like anything but rocks.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 10:17 pm

Yeah, actually the technology has progressed pretty far beyond “rocks”.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 11:16 pm

Plus poor trigger discipline.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 10:52 pm

She’s out of uniform. No way, Jose that is her battle outfit. She’ll die of exposure or end up with ground rash. Whose the idiot that thought she’s anything more than a lean mean milker machine?

22winmag
22winmag
  Rise Up
November 22, 2017 6:01 am

Friends don’t let friends do fake boobs.

Rise Up
Rise Up
November 21, 2017 6:59 pm

Her name is Victoria:

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nkit
nkit
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 7:54 pm

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kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
  nkit
November 21, 2017 8:44 pm

nkit…………….liked that pic
will try to use it

nkit
nkit

Looking good, Koko…Better than Babe Parilli……

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

I think nkit already did.

Neuday
Neuday
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 7:59 pm

Those are real. I know real when I see them.

SemperFido
SemperFido
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 8:45 pm

The girl is ok. Not into blonds. I do like the seasoned AK though.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Stucky
November 21, 2017 11:19 pm

Stuck can’t even buy one posting pics of near-nkit women.
Fuckers want to know whur’s the tractor?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rise Up
November 21, 2017 10:53 pm

I’m afraid to look, did YoBo splooge on the pic of the blonde?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 10:59 pm

More of a weak dribble.

He cums harder if “Deutschland Über Alles” is playing in the background though.

BL
BL
November 21, 2017 7:17 pm

Russian women are very beautiful, but after a few decades of eating KFC and McD’s they will look like this:

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  BL
November 21, 2017 7:40 pm

Babushka?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  BL
November 21, 2017 11:03 pm

Hot Mama!
I’d totally given up after AWD went awol. He used to post the chubbies every week without fail.
Now we have guys here who’d rather see trannies with thigh gaps.
Pervs.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 7:42 pm

The Russian is very lovely! I think hers are real. We do have some women here like that. Give me a bit and I will find some.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 11:52 pm

Give me five bucks and I’ll do my own shopping – Doc Pangloss

BB
BB
November 21, 2017 8:07 pm

Russian women are getting better looking.I wonder if she would make my fantasies come true ?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  BB
November 21, 2017 10:56 pm

Which fantasy? The one where you fuck your cat, or the one where you get anally drilled by a jewish negro?

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  Rdawg
November 22, 2017 12:00 am

Ow!!!!

catfish
catfish
  Rdawg
November 22, 2017 2:53 am

BB – one sniff of your filthy lucre and she’ll suck you dry!

Mad as hell
Mad as hell
November 21, 2017 8:10 pm

Russian women = hot. American liberal SJW women = Obese cat ladies with tattoos and double chins. Yep, we are fucked….

nkit
nkit
  Mad as hell
November 21, 2017 8:21 pm

Could not agree more, Mad as hell..[imgcomment image:large[/img]

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 21, 2017 10:46 pm

Ah, yes the beauty of the white woman must not perish from the face of the earth.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:00 pm

I agree

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
November 21, 2017 11:01 pm

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 21, 2017 11:12 pm

This may be as close as the dynamic duds YoBo and nutkit will ever get to a real woman. Hey, nutty, is your blow-up doll a blonde?

Stop worshiping women your fuckers. Seriously, are you guys secretly transgender? Wish you’d been born with the plumbng on the inside?

Poon is poon you morans. Come out the closet already, dammit, I never saw 2 grown-ass men so interested in blonde fashion, are you guys hairdressers?

BL
BL
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:20 pm

EC- Speaking of coming out, I found the illusive Alejandro dancing in a supermarket in Tiajuana. No straight guy would take this job.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:23 pm

It beats worshiping men, Gay Coyote…mericon..

Alejandro el Fabuloso
Alejandro el Fabuloso
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:48 pm

Oi, BL, why you do this to me? I was a red rope, yes. But since then I wear a secret identity like a super hero. I prevent crime in the aisles. I sure hope Maggie don’t see me like this she shoot me like I’m a caribou or moose, you know? Ay, Maggie, Maggie, don’t judge a poor fool who always he want to be in show business. Coño!

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:03 am

Tell the truth you sawed off beaner. Is your blow up doll taller than you?

nkit
nkit
  nkit
November 21, 2017 11:15 pm

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bE7rTwPS2Aw/VyejKxd8wfI/AAAAAAAARZY/FyVIplIqFnAWJ4R9qTakP-AvtA1C43YzACL0B/w426-h454/02.05.16%2B-%2B1[/img]

[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pcPJqXhntws/VyejT8VzfBI/AAAAAAAARcU/xUjXCia-gLMx2vbl_kUD96IpphuF-JSuA/s426/02.05.16%2B-%2B1[/img]

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 21, 2017 11:14 pm

OMG, nkit is a full-blown pedo. That chick in the swing appears to be in her teens. I’m going to have to see some ID here, nutty. You better not be over 30, you fucking freak.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:53 pm

Idiot. Appears to be? Fuck you, I’m a District Attorney in Alabama, jackass.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 21, 2017 11:58 pm

Moore power to you. See what I did there?
What’s with the aggression? You so frustrated, you can’t even manage a simple handjob.

BL
BL
  nkit
November 22, 2017 12:22 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:57 am

60+

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 9:58 am

Face looks to be in her 20’s – probably mid to late 20’s. Reminds me of a woman that worked for me as an assistant about 15 years ago. If you take off her glasses you’ll be able to see the crazy in her eyes.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Mad as hell
November 22, 2017 4:53 am

Russian wimmens are only hot until about age 35-40. After that it looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 21, 2017 8:38 pm

You won’t be seeing them being a babymama…ever!

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 9:29 pm

I don’t know why my pics won’t display. Bow hunting women!

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 10:34 pm

Thanks for the link. This one seems familiar but without the red tint. She’s also not telling me to put my laundry in the basket.

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Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Mary Christine
November 21, 2017 11:20 pm

Dayum!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:37 pm

This might be more your speed, nkit:
https://youtu.be/xtVmfXnJM80

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 21, 2017 11:49 pm

Sorry, Coyote. Not my speed at all. How would you even know about this to post it? Where do you find this trash? Guess it is your speed. Do you get excited when you watch it? Sick ..sick…sick

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:09 am

nkit, your posting pics of girls that look like my daughter’s high school buddies some 20 years ago. I find it revolting for a grown man to be lusting over teenage girls. Let see some legal stuff now, something over 50, dammit.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:22 am

Chen, Chen, Chen…She was not that young, certainly not as young as your little MC Hammer dancing girl, pervert. Lusting over teenage goils is one thing, lusting over pre pubescent girls is altogether different, sicko. Though, I do have to admit that the young chicks at the Publix Supermarket dig me. I can’t help it. You want to look at ladies over 50? Go to your local Bingo hall, Bowling alley or old time ferreteria. See what I did there?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 22, 2017 12:42 am

I’m told girls get implants as a sweet 16 gift now. No telling how old the girls up top are, probably innocent virgins. Therefore the only way to be sure is to set an age limit.

Chicks at Publix
Chicks at Publix
  nkit
November 22, 2017 1:01 am

NO WE DON’T!!!

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:26 am

Over 50? Easy ‘yote, easy. Surely we can find common ground. Say, 33?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
November 22, 2017 12:47 am

Is this young enough for you, Raydawg?

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:54 am

I don’t need this on my computer… It seems to be potentially problematic, perhaps..later, from the east coast

Rdawg
Rdawg
November 22, 2017 12:54 am

That’s fucked up. 33. Not 3+3.

Where do you find this shit? I’m concerned.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
November 22, 2017 7:42 pm

Morans. Little Miss Sunshine is one long setup for this joke played on the kiddie beauty pageants. The family is a collection of losers who in the end know how to celebrate their loser lot in life in homage to grandpa’s excellent sense of humor.

The dance scene from Bad Grandpa is a send up of that scene in a candid camera moment, playing a trick on real-life beauty contestants. Both movies make a mockery of the idiotic practice of dressing children in grown-up makeup and attire. I love his making it rain dollars, again, mocking the fact the pageants are nothing more than lurid spectacles disguised as serious competition.

You assholes wouldn’t recognize satire if it bit you in the ass. I guess you morans only watch Marvel movies at the cinema. The message of the Avengers is deep, I’m sure.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 8:11 pm

So now I’m a moran because I didn’t watch the same fucking movie you did?

Dickhead.

Too bad, we were getting along so well for awhile there.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
November 23, 2017 4:44 pm

If you ever watched Vacation with Chevy Chase, then you’ve seen Little Miss Sunshine. A family goes on a trip, granpa dies and they wrap him up and stow him in the trunk. Same movie.

I did not know you were so sensitive, Mr. Dawg. Duly noted. Have a nice day.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 23, 2017 10:02 pm

You are an idiot. No grandpa died in the movie “Vacation.” Aunt Edna dies and they put her on the roof of the car.. Damn.. Senile fucking moron.. Trivia question: How much money did Aunt Edna have in her wallet when she died?

catfish
catfish
November 22, 2017 2:49 am

I like Russia and its politics better that America’s, and yeah Russian and Ukrainian women are hot – and I’ve had quite a few.
But they have very little feminine traits – even less than in the west. They have absent fathers, rarely have I seen an intact family over there – always mother alone with daughter. This leads to them being spoilt and having an entitlement attitude. Ever wondered why Russian and Ukrainian men drink so much vodka?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  catfish
November 23, 2017 4:47 pm

The women are ugly, the men are alcoholics. – Doc Pangloss on Latin America

22winmag
22winmag
November 22, 2017 5:44 am

She can afford good quality heroin, not just Krokodil?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 7:49 pm

Keep posting pics from Teen Beat Magazine, nkit. I’m sure that’s not going to be problematic down the road.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  EL Coyote
November 23, 2017 9:53 pm

YoBot, I hope whenever you go to heaven, you will find yourself surrounded by 6 – 7 foot tall, super blond, deep blue-eyed people with sparkling white teeth and minty fresh breath. That they are all Hitler aficionados who share your hatred of other races. That you may live happily ever after for forever and a day.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
November 23, 2017 10:45 pm

Why don’t you grow up? Because you have too many short pairs of pants hanging up in your closet?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
November 23, 2017 11:54 pm