CAPTION CONTEST

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Uncivilized
Uncivilized
November 21, 2017 4:25 pm

So I looked her right in the eyes and said: “Hell no! That’s not a fibroepithelial polyp, that’s my PENIS!”

Stucky
Stucky
November 21, 2017 4:51 pm

Al: “What if we get caught putting our pecker-poles in the pussy pond?”

Charlie: “Hahaha! Nothing!! We’re elite. Powerful. One of us is a Joo. Relax. They can’t do jack shit to us. Haha.”

suzanna
suzanna
November 21, 2017 4:56 pm

Two creepy pedos at the table. Paint it.

carnac the insignificant
carnac the insignificant
November 21, 2017 5:34 pm

Our dicks are touching.

Grog
Grog
November 21, 2017 5:41 pm

“Well, Charlie, ya see… That’s just who we are, guys like us.
When I was doing stand-up full time, my groupies thought I was hilarious.
Hell, some of ’em said I even tasted funny.”

Art
Art
November 21, 2017 5:58 pm

Birds of a feather!

kevin
kevin
November 21, 2017 5:59 pm

“Attention all interns – shelter in place!”

starfcker
starfcker
November 21, 2017 5:59 pm

Charlie is a fool. He does not realize he is a pawn in a heterosexual whitewashing of Hollywood. The f*** are freaking out not having a gay president. So they are going to put straight white men out to pasture as quickly as possible. Sorry Charlie

rhs jr
rhs jr
November 21, 2017 6:02 pm

I’d be surprised if there were even a hand full of liberals that are not Godless perverts and the NYC talking heads and Hollywood stars are the worst of those Animal Farm pigs.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
November 21, 2017 6:36 pm

“Jeez Charlie, I didn’t know you had the GI Joe kung fu grip!”

“Sorry Al, and thanks for shaving the hair around your rectum before I tongue punched you.”

“No problem Charlie.”

“You know Al, that reminds me, my dad always said I had the best grip out of all my friends!”

Hollow Man
Hollow Man
November 21, 2017 6:58 pm

Charles may I walk naked in front of you staff?
Why yes you can. Beat your meat as you go by. If that’s what floats your boat. Above all else don’t go home with blue balls.
Never Charles

Mustang
Mustang
November 21, 2017 7:24 pm

Al: I did not have sex with that woman! Charlie: That line has already been taken.

unit472/
unit472/
November 21, 2017 8:47 pm

Saturday Night Live Al? I ejaculated on Norah O’Donnell’s leg live on CBS this morning!

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
November 21, 2017 9:01 pm

Glad we both are not considered part of the ‘little people’ who have to follow the rules. Glad we will not be held accountable for our actions just like Bill and Hillary’s behavior.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
November 21, 2017 10:26 pm

Rats Of The Round Table

Persnickety
Persnickety
November 21, 2017 11:59 pm

“And then, get this, and then I told them: I respect women!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 22, 2017 12:27 am

The past couple of months has been like the sound of an approaching storm. Soft rumbling from a distance, ever closer, growing more powerful with each passing minute.
It’s coming. It has been for a while. And sooner than you can imagine, it will be upon us. – HF

I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain’t it funny how the night moves
When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

Do you realize that all the night moves you did back in the day could come back to haunt you? Foreigners must be laughing in their Lager at the take down of heterosexual males in this country.

Karace
Karace
November 22, 2017 8:41 am

No seriously, we’re fucked.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  Administrator
November 22, 2017 10:16 am

Spacey: “I cup there asses like this”
Franken: ” I grab their tits like this”
Clinton: “I push down on their heads like this”

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Administrator
November 24, 2017 9:51 am

Add a few RINO’s to this list (Hastert, etc) and that visualizes what is fundamentally wrong with American society. The elites do live, work, and behave in a bubble – and we ain’t in it.