This was posted last Thanksgiving and has been revived on social media this past week. So, let’s have at it again.
RUIN THANKSGIVING IN FOUR WORDS
This was posted last Thanksgiving and has been revived on social media this past week. So, let’s have at it again.
Michelle Obama in 2020!!!
‘Multiple Call-In’s At Work’=’Half Hour of Family Time’ 🙁
Meet my boyfriend Leroy.
We out of beer.
Clinton(mother)/Clinton (daughter) president 2020. If that doesn’t start a fight nothing will.
Abortion is for girls
Rehab is for quitters.
Mah pinworm infection exploded
white meat is rayciss
Guess what? I’m pregnant! Says your teenage daughter at the table.
SWAT team is outside
Where are the giblets?
Get your pronouns right!
Label on your Butterball turkey …
“Farm Raised In China”
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Later that evening ….
“I lost my Viagra”
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Husband to wife the next morning …
“You fucked the dog??”
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Wife to husband …
“See what I did there?”
(OK, that’s five words. “Blow me. Blow me.”. See what I did there?)
Hillary brings the turkey
From Uncle Bruce:
“My new name’s Caitlyn”
Texas supports apartheid Israel.
Proven true after hurricane…
Obama’s not an American.
The turkey is you
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I actually screwed a holiday meal with that one when 9 of the women were on a diet. Ya, i know its too many words, but why mess with success.
I forgot the beer.
“Meet my fiance Dontavius.”
Turkeys still frozen solid.
Forgot to thaw turkey.
Billy banged the turkey.
A friend of mine got hungry before Thanksgiving dinner and put some hot dogs in the oven. It was only when smoke started pouring out that she realized that she had forgot the turkey was in the oven thawing. Turkey came out burned with plastic melted on the top, frozen on the bottom, then went in the trash can.
I fucked the turkey
She says… Is it in yet?
He says… I really can’t tell.
Then the fight started.