MEANWHILE….IN CANADA

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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
November 27, 2017 12:30 pm

Perhaps someone could help an old man out who hasn’t a clue what most of that shit even means…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Zarathustra
November 27, 2017 12:51 pm

It’s – in some cases – the latest way to get back at your parents for 1) getting divorced 2) being mean and judgmental 3) voting for Trump. In the olden days kids would become hippies or get a tattoo. Now they announce that they’re the opposite sex. It’s the latest trend. “Transtrenders” I think they’re called.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  Iska Waran
November 27, 2017 12:57 pm

Let’s see…

Men fuck women
Men fuck men
Men fuck men and women
Women fuck women
Women fuck women and men
Woman become men who fuck men
Woman become men who fuck women
Women become men who fuck men and women
Men become women who fuck men
Men become women who fuck women
Men become women who fuck women and men
Jews fuck everyone (out of something).

Leaving kids and animals out of it, I don’t see any other variations.

Jay
Jay
  Zarathustra
November 28, 2017 12:56 pm

Don’t forget Muzzies fuck goats, donkeys, and small children.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Zarathustra
November 27, 2017 12:54 pm

It means that Rob and Francis should emigrate to Russia,SOON.

Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
  Administrator
November 27, 2017 1:19 pm

Now she is a TRUE PREDATOR!

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Administrator
November 27, 2017 2:47 pm

Well, I guess the lesbians got it licked.

Persnickety
Persnickety
  Dutchman
November 27, 2017 9:21 pm

That’s something -ist, I just have to go invent what.

I don’t think lesbians have tongues or do licking. Oh, it may look like that, but it’s defined as something else, and you’re delusional if you think a spade is a spade just because it looks and functions exactly like every other spade. If I call a spade an orange, so it is.

Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
November 27, 2017 1:21 pm

And where’s the D for Divisive?

Stucky
Stucky
November 27, 2017 1:22 pm

They left out DAC —- Dumb Ass Cocksuckers

wdg
wdg
November 27, 2017 1:24 pm

And they left out polygamists that traditionally meant one man having sexual relations with more than one woman; or vice versa I guess. And then you have one man with one member of each of LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP…which sounds exhausting and would require a highly versatile, energetic and highly tolerant young man. And then there is every possible combination…15 factorial =1,307,674,368,000. Man, are we going to need a lot of washrooms. Of course, before this happens the entire rotten edifice of sexual perversion will come crashing down. Can the end be far in the future?

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
November 27, 2017 1:28 pm

But Lot’s wife looked back, and she became a pillar of salt.

When the balls of fire rain from the sky do NOT look back.

Penforce
Penforce
November 27, 2017 2:02 pm

I am curious as to the term “Pansexual.” I will not do a search for fear that anything I search for in the future starting with P will prompt my search engine to throw out Pansexual. Therefore, I will assume Pansexual means fucking a bearded guy with horns, cloven hoofs and a flute. Oh Canada.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Penforce
November 27, 2017 9:10 pm

Wrong. It’s copulating with cookware.

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg
November 27, 2017 10:03 pm

Are all transexuals pansexuals? Are they tranny pannys? I’m just trying to keep up…

Econman
Econman
  Penforce
November 28, 2017 1:56 am

I think it means having sex with Peter Pan.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 27, 2017 2:03 pm

Gonna be several truly fucked up generations before people finally wake up and figure out the horrible atrocities that were committed against these kids by those looking to promote a political agenda.

Gerold
Gerold
November 27, 2017 2:40 pm

There are still a couple letters in the alphabet they haven’t used yet.

I would be ashamed to be a Canadian indoctrinator, erh, I mean educator.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
November 27, 2017 3:11 pm

NOW isn’t this special …. NOT !
I will be in the bunker with my bourbon bullets and tool box . If I am alive after the total collapse after these nudniks finish turning everything to FUBAR , maybe I can get a few lights back on some clean water and refrigeration working again MAYBE ???

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
November 27, 2017 3:12 pm

They left out Digisexuals- men who will only have sex with dolls. It’s on Drudge today.

Kauf Buch
Kauf Buch
November 27, 2017 3:22 pm

Are you bored?
Are you drunk?
Are you desperate to waste time on the matter of INVENTED ‘sex’?!

WELL!
Have *I* the answer for YOU!
for the mere cost of…no, wait, I’ll make it FREE today…HERE YOU GO!

https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far
and
https://ageofshitlords.com/complete-list-of-all-tumblr-sexualities-so-far

You’re WELCOME! 😉

Econman
Econman
  Kauf Buch
November 28, 2017 2:07 am

We should drop all these confused idiots and snowflakes in the Middle East and encourage them to try their indoctrination there. These people make me want to declare jihad on them.

Subwo
Subwo
November 27, 2017 3:39 pm

Oh to be back in the simpler days when fags were just called butt pirates, pole smokers and rump rangers. Lesbos were just carpet munchers and clam bangers. I see why the left is teaching these new terms starting in kindergarten, it takes years to learn all the terms.

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
November 27, 2017 3:53 pm

Canada… the *other* good reason for borders!

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
November 27, 2017 9:17 pm

The Mohammedans have one thing right. Throwing these things off a high building makes sense.

Gay Veteran
Gay Veteran
  Overthecliff
November 29, 2017 1:23 pm

fuck you with a rusty chainsaw

GilbertS
GilbertS
November 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Save some ink. That stupid broadsheet looks like a Canadian eye exam.

What was wrong with calling them all Fags? At least then the name for them all would fit on a postit note. FAG MEETING TONIGHT AT THE PUBLIC MENS ROOM IN THE PARK. ALL ARE WELCOME. There, I fixed it for you.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
November 27, 2017 10:24 pm

As my wife just said when I presented her with the new “string” of letters, “Are they crazy”?

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
November 27, 2017 10:55 pm

What about the Goat Fuckers? That’d probably be about a quarter million Muslims.

Econman
Econman
November 28, 2017 2:01 am

I think they may try to say you can switch races, but the liberal whites are probably afraid to piss off black folks. They need their votes for Dumbocrats to win.

The response in comments from black people to this crazy white lady was hilarious.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=martina+big&ia=videos

Some TV show decided to try to push a gay Muslim woman character. Wanna take a guess on the reaction from Muslims? Death threats galore. Only liberals are stupid enough to try that.

Neocons are crazy, but liberal white people are the nuttiest people I’ve ever met. Sadly, most of them seem to be educators or government workers. On a good note, smart private business owners are learning to weed these people out and get rid of them.