I gave up long before any woman or any knife appeared. I may give it another try later.
Outta Aces
December 2, 2017 10:41 am
Lived in Harris County (Houston area) in 1973. Was arrested by a HC Sheriff for shooting cow flops with a shotgun while I was high. He took me to a substation and the booking “depaty” took my photo, prints and when he was done pointed to a corridor and said “now go on down there, pick ya out a cell and close the door behind ya”. I’m pushing 70 now and live on the west coast. I sure miss Texas. But more than that, I miss Texans. A more “real people” you’ll never find.
Gayle
December 2, 2017 11:05 am
That video is a therapeutic break from all the gloom and doom. Thank you!
Steve C.
December 2, 2017 11:58 am
And my Yankee family wonders why I love Texas so much.
I’ve been here for over thirty years now and you couldn’t get me out of Texas with six sticks of dynamite and a pry bar.
Steve C.
Spring, Texas
hardscrabble farmer
December 2, 2017 12:38 pm
That joke is so old I think I saw dust come out of his nostrils.
The opening line is “We were really, really drunk and we had some dynamite….” I think Ron White was the first guy I ever heard tell it.
Yeah but does he tell it any faster? Larry the Cable Guy could probably have distilled in down to about 40 seconds.
dilligaf
December 2, 2017 1:12 pm
News Report from 1970 when an engineer in Oregon decided that the proper way to get rid of an 8 ton dead whale would be to dynamite it. Result? An exploding whale.
Notice that lots of memorable TV, radio and movies come from the STORY? Amazing how Hollywood, NYC and D.C. forget that and insist that SJW nonsense, socialist / communist ideology and sheer unadulterated perversion (see what I did there? unADULTerated… I’m here all week!) are what people want shoved down their throats 24/7/365.
Boat Guy
December 3, 2017 7:01 am
Only on Texas could you have dynamite , blasting caps and nobody sees this as odd that you are hanging out at the local spot with that in your trunk oh and a 45 under the seat
“And that’s a true story!”
That was great.
I gave up after about three minutes.
I got to 3:06
Oh my god. That is the best video on yooboob. Iska is just pissed cause it was his fat old mamma that came running out with the butcher knife.
I gave up long before any woman or any knife appeared. I may give it another try later.
Lived in Harris County (Houston area) in 1973. Was arrested by a HC Sheriff for shooting cow flops with a shotgun while I was high. He took me to a substation and the booking “depaty” took my photo, prints and when he was done pointed to a corridor and said “now go on down there, pick ya out a cell and close the door behind ya”. I’m pushing 70 now and live on the west coast. I sure miss Texas. But more than that, I miss Texans. A more “real people” you’ll never find.
That video is a therapeutic break from all the gloom and doom. Thank you!
And my Yankee family wonders why I love Texas so much.
I’ve been here for over thirty years now and you couldn’t get me out of Texas with six sticks of dynamite and a pry bar.
Steve C.
Spring, Texas
That joke is so old I think I saw dust come out of his nostrils.
The opening line is “We were really, really drunk and we had some dynamite….” I think Ron White was the first guy I ever heard tell it.
A story is all in its telling.
Just enjoy it for the telling of it.
Steve C.
Spring, Texas
Oh, I do, it’s just that when you’ve heard virtually every story out there, you start to discern between the tellings.
Ron White tells it better.
Yeah but does he tell it any faster? Larry the Cable Guy could probably have distilled in down to about 40 seconds.
News Report from 1970 when an engineer in Oregon decided that the proper way to get rid of an 8 ton dead whale would be to dynamite it. Result? An exploding whale.
The finest journalistic account:
http://theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/resources/dave-barry-article/
Notice that lots of memorable TV, radio and movies come from the STORY? Amazing how Hollywood, NYC and D.C. forget that and insist that SJW nonsense, socialist / communist ideology and sheer unadulterated perversion (see what I did there? unADULTerated… I’m here all week!) are what people want shoved down their throats 24/7/365.
Only on Texas could you have dynamite , blasting caps and nobody sees this as odd that you are hanging out at the local spot with that in your trunk oh and a 45 under the seat
The first thing a Texan thinks when someone mentions the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, is that it must be a convenience store…
Steve C.
Spring, Texas