WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

C’mon son, you knew the Holiday Man would be on point with his Christmas decorations this year. Although, just like everyone else, he is already looking forward to 2017 being done with that mix of New Years gear.

If you’re putting it on over your existing clothes you don’t need to use the changing room. That’s a totally accepted rule in society.

Now if these dudes busted out Christmas in Hollis right now, that would be the type of caroling I could get behind.

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Ok people, I need some help. I’m going for a new hairstyle and I can’t pick between Rapunzel and Flaming Cheetos guy. Which look do you think is more in right now?

I wouldn’t tell Santa that or you’ll probably find yourself on the naughty list. However, on the down low, if you’re looking for that I’m told Hollywood is the popular spot to get some right now. Apparently those guys have been throwing it around like crazy for years!

Ughhh. Wonder if I can regift this…

First thing my daddy taught me was that if you were going to cross-dress in tight girls clothing you better be hung like a moose or people won’t be just laughing at the outfits….Actually my daddy never taught me that. That is just common sense right there but I wanted it to seem more wise than it is.

I see why they say “don’t judge a book by its cover.” Clearly if I were to judge this guy I’d say he is a skilled trapper. However, shopping at Walmart leads me to believe he simply looks the part. Hot Pockets are in aisle 17.

Thank God. Somebody’s got to run this city.

If Gwen Stefani doesn’t pop out from behind that register right now I just don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Animals as headwear. Discuss….oh the discussion is already over? The answer was a unanimous no? That makes sense.

Today’s the busiest travel day of the year, but at least this guy has the right attitude about it…I think?

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