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Steve C.
Steve C.
December 29, 2017 4:05 pm

The dreaded beer can snake.

No 6-pack is safe from this terror.

Steve C.
Spring, Texas

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  Steve C.
December 29, 2017 4:56 pm

Obviously a Texan snake.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Zarathustra
December 30, 2017 4:12 am

Looks like a deadly Australian Eastern Brown. I advise letting someone else pull the can off to check.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Llpoh
December 30, 2017 8:07 am

Since it’s a snake, it’s brown and it’s dangerous, I volunteer one of its own – Sheila Jackson Lee – for the job.

Steve C
Spring, Texas

R ODOM
R ODOM
  Steve C.
December 30, 2017 8:49 pm

I AGREE WITH STEVE C
MAYBE SHEILA COULD GET AUNT MAXIE TO HELP

Stubb
Stubb
December 29, 2017 4:52 pm

Fellow bloggers, I rode a big wheel. I knew my big wheel very well. My big wheel was like a friend of mine. Fellow bloggers, whatever is in photo # 10 from the top, it ain’t no big wheel.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Stubb
December 29, 2017 6:10 pm

Hard to picture grown men in Alabamy riding these.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  EL Coyote
December 29, 2017 6:31 pm

Not sweet anymore (Brown over Moore).

Final Message
Final Message
December 29, 2017 5:16 pm

A MESSAGE TO JIM QUINN……EARLIER TODAY YOU BANNED ME FROM POSTING AS QUI BONO. I’VE NO PROBLEMN WITH THAT; YOUR BLOG, YOUR PEROGATIVE. BUT NEVER CONFUSE YOURSELF WITH A PROMOTER OR ADVOCATE OF FREE SPEECH. YOUR’E A GUY TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK. NOTHING MORE. I ENJOY YOUR ARTICLES. GOOD LUCK. QB

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Final Message
December 29, 2017 6:17 pm

Now if only Beth had bothered to say her goodbyes instead of leaving us hanging.
Beth!!!!

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Final Message
December 29, 2017 6:33 pm

Knowing what I know about JQ’s track record regarding free speech around here, something tells me there’s another side to this story…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
December 29, 2017 6:55 pm

He misspelled it Qui Bono. It’s not Cui Bono. Who in heck can’t spell his own moniker?

I knew Cui Bono
Cui Bono was my friend
You sir, are no Cui Bono

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Administrator
December 29, 2017 8:04 pm

Cui Bono thought he was more special than Andrea Iwanabebani. Duct-taping a dildo on your head doesn’t make you a unicorn, precious. You have to be really bad to get banned here. Shit, you could post 500 links to your dead-end blog or 1000 memes in one article and you would still not get banned.

Final Message
Final Message
  Administrator
December 29, 2017 8:10 pm

Eloquent. I’ll mail you a buck.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
  Administrator
December 30, 2017 5:46 pm

Damn it, Jim, you just missed such a great opportunity! He was a real dipshit, was about to take off due to his own mistake, and now …

JC
JC
  Final Message
December 29, 2017 8:33 pm

@Final Message

Speak up I can’t hear you. Dipshit….

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  JC
December 29, 2017 8:47 pm

Final Destination said he had lived a nice life, no problems. Then he posted a comment on TBP and got his ass kicked. It happens to lots of folks. Never wander into a strange bar in the bad part of town.

https://youtu.be/ww5GXbk58R0

Steve C.
Steve C.
  EL Coyote
December 29, 2017 9:01 pm

Damn, EC You picked a good one.

I had to really crank the volume for that.

Thanks.

Steve C.
Spring, Texas

Ben Dare
Ben Dare
  Final Message
December 29, 2017 10:17 pm

It’s quite often a security glitch that happens to all of us at times. It usually reset said about 30 minutes and you can post again

BOOSH!
BOOSH!
  Final Message
December 30, 2017 12:59 am

If you get butt-hurt that easily……this is not the site for you QUI BONO………take your cryin’time down the road, I suggest: http://knuckledraggin.com/ …. wire cutter is much more forgiving.

Merry Christmas Admin….and a happy new years to all the shit-flingers

Old Rattler
Old Rattler
December 29, 2017 6:41 pm

The snake will suffer from “Cotton Mouth” in the morning!

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Old Rattler
December 29, 2017 6:48 pm

Or as we say in Texas, like someone put little socks on it’s teeth.

Been there. Done that…

Steve C.
Spring,Texas

Mark
Mark
  Old Rattler
December 29, 2017 8:22 pm

Old Rattler…that was hilarious!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 29, 2017 7:01 pm

Buying seats on a plane for birds to fly in is God’s way of telling you that you have too much money. Or as HF would say: TOO. MUCH. MONEY.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
December 29, 2017 10:32 pm

Ironically, that salad might actually be more healthy. All that meat juice makes a better dressing than that soybean oil based crap.

nkit
nkit
December 29, 2017 11:48 pm

I’m good with Coyote ribs…a man’s gotta eat..

nkit
nkit
December 30, 2017 1:14 am

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starfcker
starfcker
  nkit
December 30, 2017 5:30 am

That’s a Darwin Award there

nkit
nkit
December 30, 2017 1:15 am

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