MEANWHILE….AT A LIMA , OHIO WAFFLEHOUSE

I guess that waffles weren’t acceptable. I can’t seem to figure out the common theme for all these restaurant brawls. Can someone help me?

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Dutchman
Dutchman
January 2, 2018 4:17 pm

I didn’t know gorillas liked waffles? Maybe banana waffles? Coconut waffles?

starfcker
starfcker
  Dutchman
January 2, 2018 5:12 pm

Common theme? I don’t know about you guys, but I’m stumped. So let’s watch another one, I will try to look for clues.

robert
robert
  Dutchman
January 2, 2018 8:20 pm

Watermellon

Unsure
Unsure
January 2, 2018 4:18 pm

Brown eyes? No. Probably not.

Dark hair? No. That can’t be it.

I got it! They all have speech impediments! Is that it? Did I win?

BL
BL
January 2, 2018 4:25 pm

Chimptastic!!

Looks like dey order smothered, chunked, stabbed and slabbed hashbrowns.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
January 2, 2018 4:31 pm

Can’t blame that on racism. LOL!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2018 4:32 pm

Well, we had da Thrilluh in Manila, da Rumble in da Jungle, now here we got da rope a dope w Jemima in Lima. Cassius smiling down from behind the ropes, seated up high?

wdg
wdg
January 2, 2018 5:04 pm

Move on…just more jungle warfare in the middle of America. WTF are they even doing in the US, Canada or any other European country. The next campaign slogan should be: SEND THEM HOME. Because you cannot MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN unless you SEND THEM HOME to Africa, Latin America, Middle East and Asia. Or to be more blunt: Get The F**K OUT…NOW. How is that for a T-shirt slogan?

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  wdg
January 2, 2018 5:14 pm

You know that around water and food sources the animals will fight each other all day and night over the food, the drink, but especially complications over the urge to procreate. It’s interesting that it’s the females who do most of the fighting, especially the very well-fed ones. Look at the hams on them! I think they really want to breed and create more pups. Upon birthing, they don’t have to seek out food, they get sent food “equivalents” for each pup popped out, thus moving up the “pecking” order. Damn, that desire for the most virile male plus urge to get sustenance is what causes this.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  wdg
January 2, 2018 5:38 pm

Saw a great t-shirt this summer. Picture of U.S written over with the words “Fuck Off, We’re Full”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2018 5:11 pm

Common theme?

They all have black hair.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 2, 2018 5:19 pm

Economic inequality?

I miss those days on the road, watching the waffle artists work their magic at the grill.

The clientele was always interesting.

MN Steel
MN Steel
January 2, 2018 5:29 pm

Niggers.

Can’t live with ’em, .gov says you can’t live without ’em.

anarchyst
anarchyst
January 2, 2018 5:30 pm

…It’s a black thing…we wouldn’t understand…

anarchyst
anarchyst
January 2, 2018 5:33 pm

In “the good old days”, there were ways to deal with this feral underclass…sundown towns, Mississippi wind chimes, Jim Crow, TRUE “freedom of association”, etc…(sigh), those days are gone forever…

Resist Tyranny
Resist Tyranny
January 2, 2018 6:03 pm

Chimp out, like usual.

We should have picked our own cotton.

They have no control over their impulses and will act out violently at the slightest provocation.

Civilized people do not act that way and if they do they are held responsible.

These apes have been getting away with a low standard for far too long and consequently they will never rise above their jungle instincts.

wdg
wdg
  Resist Tyranny
January 2, 2018 6:38 pm

The bones of every plantation owner should be dug up and, in a great ceremony, fed to wild hyenas. This would be a strong message to modern “plantation” owners (read business owners such as MacDonald’s and the entire retail sector plus farmers and construction) on what awaits them.

AC
AC
  wdg
January 2, 2018 8:49 pm

The same should be done to the remains of the major slave traders, but that would probably get you called anti-semitic.

22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
January 2, 2018 6:34 pm

I’ve got it!

All of these brawls took place in the post-segregation, post-Apartheid era!

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
January 2, 2018 6:45 pm

Deport the survivors to whatever nation 23AndMe says they came from.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 2, 2018 7:47 pm

At least they’re getting a little exercise.

kokoda Raccoon
kokoda Raccoon
January 2, 2018 8:56 pm

Having always lived in rural/suburban areas, I seem to miss out on all the wonderful whatevers of urban living.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
January 2, 2018 9:36 pm

Please no one could be surprised at this representation of 13.3% of America’s population as they display their true uncivilized nature . When a sub species is declared equal and allowed to roam free and unrestrained what can we expect ? Average IQ’s of 85 or below are unfit to be left to their own aggressions and motivations . Perhaps a good electric shock training collar rather than an ankle braclet . We could arrange the signal posts around Cell towers and when some riot starts hit the PANIC BUTTON and every lowlife in range doubles up and pisses themselves !

anarchyst
anarchyst
January 2, 2018 9:54 pm

The old-time segregationists were right, all along. Bring back the tree and rope, sundown towns, Mississippi wind chimes, and yes, segregation. We would all be better off… It is not generally known, but the African slaves who were brought to the “New World” were not the “best and brightest”, but were the low IQ “slackers”, dull-witted “morons”, troublemakers, criminals, and conquests of internecine tribal warfare who were shipped to us.
The African village chieftains were not stupid. They sold off people they wanted to get rid of. Hence, our present “problems” with our now-obsolete “farm machinery”.
That being said, “we should have picked our own cotton”…as we are paying for our ancestors’ short-sightedness to this day. Repatriation is the only REAL solution.

Miles Long
Miles Long
January 2, 2018 10:11 pm

Found it. The song keeps disappearing from YT. I wonder why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDGCnB1kYZs&t=26s

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
January 2, 2018 10:53 pm

Dat nigga wailing on dat bitch.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Overthecliff
January 3, 2018 11:22 am

My white buddy says ‘wailing’ – I haven’t heard black folks using that term. What word does it replace? Whaling? That does not compute.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  EL Coyote
January 3, 2018 12:46 pm

‘Hollerin’ for screaming, and
‘Bustin’ for inflicting pain, …as in ‘upside da head’ or
‘a cap in yo ass’

Hollow Man
Hollow Man
January 3, 2018 5:08 am

Seen enough of this kind of thing to wonder why anyone would walk into a place full of black people.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Hollow Man
January 3, 2018 11:23 am

Why would anybody walk into a place full of bitches if it’s not a strip club?

Pablo C.
Pablo C.
January 3, 2018 9:19 am

this reminds me of an old TV show:
Mutual of Omahas – Wild Kingdom

the female of the species lays claim to her mate by marking the territory with her scent, the process involves rubbing her scent glands on all other females and subordinate males, in an act know as “gimme dis gimme dat”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 3, 2018 10:57 am

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RiNS
RiNS
January 3, 2018 11:59 am

could it be somethin’ in the water..

this is Burgar King y’allllll!

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
  RiNS
January 3, 2018 3:01 pm

Just another example of 13.3% of our population showing what they are really like !

GilbertS
GilbertS
January 3, 2018 2:04 pm

so 20 waffle afficionados broke into fisticuffs and did $58 of improvements to the Waffle House.
What’s the big deal?