Baby, I think I figured out the reason you think it’s so cold outside.
I LIKED THE FIRST ONE BETTER
I wouldn’t be surprised if a few stray wolves in the next aisle are just howling to the sky.
Now you know why I use those clear plastic fruit bags on everything. Box of macaroni & cheese? Throw it in the baggie.
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Could Plastic Sex Doll be anymore like Alabama football? Just total consistency. You kinda want them to finally go away but they just keep showing up and deep down you respect the fact they are a reliable force to be reckoned with.
Anyone else still feeling hungover from the holidays while you’re back in your routine slugging it away wondering why the next decent holiday break isn’t until April?
You ever been so constipated you had to put up a warning sign for people behind you in case your b-hole finally explodes?
You better hurry home, you’ll look pretty stupid driving down the road with a pumpkin strapped to your roof.
Wow. You literally don’t have a butt to hold your pants up. Which is about as helpful as that belt you’re trying to use. May I suggest entirely starting over and trying again? It’s really your only smart option.
Ahhh yes, the arctic whale-tail. A much harder to spot species of booty crack. but when they surface they are a magnificent creature.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I call all those bare bottoms a natural whitelash revenge for all the black asscrack we had to put up with in the 80’s.
That was an ass cracken good time
PULL UP YOUR DRAWERS, you hideous sonsabitches! If not, you’ll find buckets of spackle over in the paint department. Santa’s elf, in the first one, you are hereby exempt from the order.
-suds
I’ve never seen such unattractive rear ends ever! (Sounds like something Trump woud Tweet – sorry about that..”..
muck
It’s bad enough that I am forced to see the general run of Walmart freaks on the rare occasions I must shop at one of their stores for items that cannot be obtained elsewhere. It is even worse that I must see your collection of ultimate Walmart freaks while perusing the other articles on your website, articles of a quite intellectually stimulating nature. Some of those freaks appear so debased, they are probably global warming deniers also.
I will earnestly ask St. Albert of Tennessee to intercede to heal the minds of those poor freaks, and the misguided people who collect those awful photos. If anyone asks nicely, I will also light a candle for you at the local Global Warming Shrine, here in Minneapolis.
“must” see? Someone holding a gun to your head?
And what’s wrong with that first pic? That’s a nice piece of ass there.
My first thought was similar to yours. Then I noticed that the person pictured is quite tall for a woman, and also has wider shoulders than a woman should have. Now I need eye bleach. Admiring the ass of a guy in drag is the first step on a strange journey, on which I do not wish to embark.
The journey down to Minneapolis to buy good stuff in auctions of failed businesses takes me past all the weirdness I want to see. Had to hire someone to drive so I can rubberneck while in the big city.
Ol’ Neil is right about one thing: once you see the first one, you can’t tear your eyes away, no matter how much you want to stop. Although, I have seen all the Somalians I ever want to see.
Wonder if I could help the Somalians integrate better by teaching them about ice fishing in the lakes up here near Thief River Falls and explain the best ice fishing is done in late winter and early spring?
amigo neils-only shop at the sharia Walmart:>