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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9503623/Commuters-left-fearing-vicious-Farringdon-mice-after-prank-sign-warned-them-to-tuck-their-trousers-in.html
Tarpon fishing/wrasslin’
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Oh, man. To have a large grapefruit or small cantaloupe to ram into that pie hole when that mugambo opens wide like a yawning hippopotamus.
What a freak. He ain’t right.
Connective tissue disorder….for anyone wondering.
Suicide fail
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Nordic Resistance Movement
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What’s the fucking cop’s problem??
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A victimless crime is a NON-CRIME.
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A few funnies for the mix…
Two men were talking.
‘So, how’s your sex life?’
Oh, nothing special. I’m having Pension sex.’
‘Pension sex?’
‘Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!’
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, ‘I’ve got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.’
‘My dear,’ the shrink said, ‘that’s completely natural.
I don’t see what the problem is..’
‘The problem is,’ she complained, ‘it wakes me up!’
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
‘How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?’
She glanced at him and replied, ‘You’re never home!’
SEX & ARGUMENTS
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary
The husband yelled, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold as Ever’.’
‘Yeah,’ she replies, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’
WOMEN’S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, ‘This will make you happy tonight.’
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in.
Nkit!!!! 1000+ on all those. Can’t even pick a favorite!
You made my Friday!
Thanks, Dr. K.W., glad you liked it. Stick around and comment more often. TCM sounds interesting.
Nkit
OMG that was off the hook. The kneegrow was too much….that just ain’t natural.
Fantastic again this week!!!
I think that was Patrick Ewing…
Uno mas, just because I found this gif of Hardscrapple farmer trying to chase down his cow after it stole the mail…Prolly a syrup order in there..
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Riding the motorcycle with no hands is not the fail.
Flipflops on a bike is a fail.
And all this time I thought a bag of dicks would be ugly to look at.
Who knew?