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Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.”
So the chauffeur gets out, and reports back that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, “You go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there, what you just did.”
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.
“My God, what happened to you?” asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.”
“What on earth did you say?” asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
” I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”
Sun is out in my neck o the woods…Spring is right around the corner.
For the hacks on the links, it’s almost time to get the sticks up and out of storage.
Sunday edition, JOTD-II…
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s
tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the
ladies’ tee.
The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it
10 feet.
Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another
five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and
says apologetically, “I guess all those f*cking lessons I
took over the winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately responds,
“Well, there you have it.
You should have taken golf lessons instead!”
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43…….